(Nitz is in his room, emptying a box full of books. Rocko walks in)

Rocko: So what made you decide to come back?

Nitz: My mom told me that if I don't go back to school I have to pay rent and get a job.

Rocko: Excellent. Way to dodge the rents. They'll be paying for everything again

Nitz: If your trying to convince me to get my credit card back

Rocko: (waves up hands defensively) Wouldn't think of it. What are you doing anyways?

Nitz: I decided to look through my stuff of last year and repack to see what I might need this year. (Nitz continues to rummage through his stuff. Rocko lays down on Nitz's bed and lights a cigarrette.)

(Nitz continues to rummage till he pulls out his trademark picture of Kimmy Burton. he stares at it for a few moments)

Rocko: So whats the deal with her? Did you end up nailing her? Nitz: (groans) Thats not for-

Rocko: Right (Rolls eyes) A Gentlemen does not kiss and tell.

Nitz: Yeah. Thanks.

Rocko: (Lets out a cough that sounds distintly like 'virgin')

Nitz: Wait, how did you know about that anyways?

Rocko: I ran into Jesse on my way to Chilton Hall

*Flashback*

Rocko: (walking along the street and passes by Jesse. Promptly turns around) Take your top off!

Jesse: (Stops, turns around with her hand up to slap him, but then stops and smiles) Oh, hi Rocko.

Rocko: (Looking confused) Have we met?

Jesse: (Sarcastically) Not if I could go back and change it

Rocko: Oh, your Nitz's friend

Jesse: (Turns bright red) Right. Tell that creep he better be happy with that one night stand with Kimmy, cause he lost a friend to it. (Jesse storms off in the other direction, then stops and turns around)

Jesse: You know Rocko, I've always thought you were quite the fine piece of meat

Rocko: (eyes brighten up) So will you?

Jesse: (Smiles sweetly) OK, for old times sake. (Jesse takes off her shirt. Rocko pulls out a camera and starts snapping photos while mumbling to himself in a perverted voice)

~End Flashback~

Nitz: Uh Rocko?

Rocko: (Far off look dissapeared) Man, that was a sweet day

Nitz: I think you might have imagined some of that story

Rocko: Whatever, you get the idea. What were we talking about again?

Nitz: Nothing. I was just packing. (Re-lays Kimmy picture into the box, seals in and tapes it shut) All ready to go then

Rocko: Are you rooming with that pud Cal again?

Nitz: (pause) Well, I didn't have much of a choice. I got a letter in the mail saying i'd been requested to stay with him. Looks like Cal wanted me as a roomate again.

Rocko: (Slaps his forehead with his hand, shaking his head slowly)

Nitz: Whatever. Cal is an RA now, so he picked out the best room on the floor.

~Cut to cal leading Nitz through the hallway while covering Nitz's eyes~

Cal: We're almost there buddy roomy guy

Nitz: (Smiling) Alright Cal. Lets see this great new room

Cal: (leads Nitz into a room. He throws his hand away from Nitz's eyes) Ta-da! Doodla-dloo!!

Nitz: (Inspects the blue wall's and familiar stains on the wall and floor) Cal. This is our room from last year.

Cal: Isn't it great roomy-guy? We can have just as much fun this year in this room as we did last year! Hooray!

Nitz: (Looks around the room dissapointed, but then shrugs and plops down in his bed) Welcome back to State I guess

~Commercial