Chapter 2
Lance's Secret Admirer
(Lance awakens. It is only about half an hour since he blacked out, and re realized he was still clutching that stupid card…)
Lance: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! (he drops it, and looks at it like it might be poisonous)
(Next, we go to Bruno's gym)
Bruno: Koga, I'm scared.
Koga: Me too.
Will: Um, why isn't Karen here?
Koga: She fainted. Not sure why.
Will: O_O
Bruno: She went temporarily mad. I think.
Koga: yeah. Anyway, that's not the point!
(Sabrina teleports in)
Sabrina: I have telepathically heard your cries of stress. What is the meaning of this?
Koga: Lance has a secret admirer, and since none of us thought that was possible, we're all really scared.
Will: (To Sabrina) What makes you think you're a better psychic than me???
Sabrina: Because at least I look halfway decent.
Will: (pouts)
Sabrina: Anyway. I don't think that is a huge problem. (she disappears)
(silence)
Koga and Bruno: We're all gonna die!!!!!!!!
Will: -_- Would you both shut up? You're giving me a headache.
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(Lance knows he has to find out who his secret admirer is. He writes down all the female Gym Leaders and all that, and sets off. His first stop is Karen's gym. Duh, Karen was still fainted.)
Lance: Karen?
(no answer.)
Lance: (annoyed) Karen?
(no answer)
Lance: KAREN!!!!
(still no answer)
Lance: ARGGHH!!! (he runs out of the room, grabs some water, and flings it on Karen, who screams)
Karen: WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR????? THANKS A LOT!!!
Lance: Karen…
Karen: WHAT????
Lance: Do you like me?
Karen: O_O HELL NO!!! NOW GET OUT OF MY GYM!!!!
Lance: Do you know who wrote this? (shows Karen the valentine)
Karen: No!
Lance: sure?
Karen: YES!
Lance: really, did you write it?
Karen: WILL!!!!!!!!!
(Will teleports in)
Will: What?
Karen: GET LANCE OUT OF MY GYM!!!!
Will: (snaps his fingers. Lance disappears)
(Karen goes off to change her sopping-wet clothes. Will goes somewhere else, muttering)
Lance: Sheesh. Guess it wasn't her. -_-(he crosses out Karen's name on the list) Who's next?
(next we see Lance standing outside Clair's gym)
Clair: Who is it?
Lance: It's me.
Clair: Who?
Lance: LANCE!
Clair: Oh. What do you want?
Lance: Do you know who wrote this? (shows Clair the mushy thing)
Clair: No clue. Now go away.
(Lance walks off, muttering. This scene repeats several times with different girls, and Lance finds out he has crossed off every name on the list and he still hasn't gotten an answer)
Lance: Either someone's lying, or this was a joke. Or maybe… It's someone else…
(Lance realizes he forgot one person. And that one dreaded person was… (horror movie scream) WHITNEY!!!
Lance: Oh god… (he walks off to Whitney's gym.)
Whitney: Who is it?
Lance: It's Lan-
(Whitney bursts open the door, and races out, hugging him)
Whitney: HIYA LANCEY!!!
Lance: (squeaky voice) You're…suffocating…me!
Whitney: Oh? I'm so sorry! You're not hurt, are you? (she drags Lance in her gym, and there are screams from inside it. Heh. Back to the E4)
(Lance's screams are so loud that the people at Indigo Plateau can hear it)
Will: What's that noise?
Karen: Sounds like someone screaming.
Koga: Sounds like Lance, kind of…
(everyone prays for Lance, shortly, knowing subconsciously what his horrible fate may be, and then pause and resume their work like nothing ever happened)
Lance: LEMME OUT!!! (he runs out of Whitney's gym, screaming like a lunatic)
Whitney: Where are you going, Lancey? Can I come too?
Lance: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Wow, that was short. Yes, I made this chapter purely to torture Lance. ^_^ I don't like Lance all that much. This chapter= stupid title, stupid plot, stupid everything! Although I think giving Lance to Whitney was a little too harsh… As you can tell I don't like Whitney all that much either. ^_^
