(Scene opens on Nitz and Cal's room. Cal is humming to himself and Nitz walks in and approaches his box and starts unpacking.)

Cal: Aw hey Nitz guy. Like my new posters? Nitz: (Looks at the posters that had been in the wall last year.) Are we gonna decorate this room the exact same way this year?

Cal: Aw, lets not fight guy.

Nitz: (Shrugs. Pulls out his computer and puts it on the dest the exact same way it had been last year. After a few more minutes of packing, the room looks exactly the same. Nitz pull's out his picture of Kimmy staring at it for a moment.)

Cal: Are you gonna put that picture up guy?

Nitz: (Puts the picture back in his box and shoves the box and remaining contents aside.) I'll think about it.

Kimmy: Think about what?

Nitz: (Sits up so fast he bumps his head on an overhanging shelf.) Kimmy.

Cal: Hey picture lady. Nitz had been thinking about you.

Kimmy: Really, I'm so flattered. (Walks over to Cal and gives him a big hug.) Oh Cal, I missed you so much.

Cal: (Smiles) Thanks pretty-lady. I missed you so much too. (Hugs her back.)

Kimmy: Do you mind if I talk to Nitz alone for a minute Cal?

Cal: Sure lady. I gotta go around and check how all the ladies are doing. (Humming as he grabs his house coat and sun glasses. Closes the door behind him.)

Kimmy: (Walks over to Nitz and gives him a big hug and a kiss of the cheek.) I missed you all summer. You left that party to early for me to give you my number.

Nitz: Bluh?

Kimmy: It's alright. We have a whole year to figure things out. There so much I want to do, and the State U campus is so romantic. We can organize events together, there's the spring fling. we can have so much fun. I've never had a boyfriend in State U before I-

Nitz: (Starts breathing heavily, gasping for air. Flailing his arms in the air. Kimmy's voice fades into the background and it goes black.)

(The screen fades in again with Cal standing overtop of Nitz.)

*

Pretty Girl: But Cal, I've been dreaming about you all summer. Take me away to a castle in the sky! (She jumps on Cal, but Cal backs away.)

Cal: Sorry pretty lady. I'm not allowed to sleep with ladies on my floor. I'm an RA now!

Pretty Girl: But Cal please! Take me away! (She puckers up facing Cal.)

Cal: (Regretfully) Sorry lady. I have to remember what the Duglar told me.

~Flashback~

Dugler: Remember Cal. Being and RA isn't all fun and games. When you wear this house coat, you have a great responsibility.

~End Flashback~

Cal: See lady?

Pretty Girl: See what Cal? You were just staring into space here for five minutes.

Cal: I'm sorry lady. (Turns to leave, but not without a regretful turn backward and whimpers like a puppy.)

*

(Nitz and Rocko walking around the State U campus together)

Rocko: So then what did you do?

Nitz: Well, that was about when I passed out.

Rocko: (Slaps himself in the face.) You mean you were in an empty room together and you didn't bone her?

Nitz: It's wierd though. I would have dreamed about that moment at any time last year, and it finally came and all I wanted to do was run.

Rocko: Well, there is an easy way to get rid of that fear.

Nitz: (Hopefully) How's that?

Rocko: Just come forward and tell her how you fell. Spend some time alone and think over why that might have happened. I'm sure you;ll find your way.

Nitz: (Pauses looking at Rocko curiously) Wow Rocko.

Rocko: (Snorts, then bursts out laughing,) Just joking. Man, the look on your face was priceless.

Nitz: (Groans)

Rocko: (Wiping a tear and still laughing) No, seriously man. She has a nice ass. Screw her, then run. That's what I always do.

Nitz: Rocko, you haven't had sex since you broke up with your girlfriend in High School.

Rocko: (Stops laughing) Shut up

*

(Gimpy on a similar boat with headphones on. Their blasting Star Wars music. He'd wearing a long cloak. The boat stops at the war deck where all his old floor mates are waiting in salute with Mump at the front. Gimpy gets off the boat and walks beside them.)

Mump: Everything is ready as you asked G-Prime.

Gimpy: The T1 cables?

Mump: Operational

Gimpy: The alpha servers?

Mump: Online

Gimpy: The anti-aircraft turrets?

Mump: (Pauses) Well, sir, the thing is, they were a bit rusty, and-

Gimpy: Forget it. Do you have my chair?

Mump: (Smiles. They walk into the main room. The wall's are lined with computers, and at the far end of the room, a large computer stands with Gimpy's trademark chair in front of it)

Gimpy: (Puts his hands together rubbing them with an evil smile) Everything is transpiring as I have forseen.

(Laughs evily)

~Commercial