Chapter 4

We Were Abducted By Aliens!

Narrator: Have Koga and Bruno met their ends???

Bruno: NOOOOOOO! PLEASE NO!

Koga: Anything but the Gyarados!

(Anything?)

Koga: Yes! No, wait, I take it back…

(so, anyway, the log exits the black part of the ride. Koga looks okay, just very shaken-up, but Bruno…)

Koga: Oh my gosh! (he turns around) Where'd Bruno go???

(Let's not go into depths about it, but let's just say the Gyarados considered Bruno very tasty)

Koga: EYAAAAAAH!!!! I've gotta tell the others! (he sprints off the ride, nearly setting a new record in speed)

*~*~*~MEANWHILE~*~*~*

Lance: FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT GIVING OUT AUTOGRAPHS!!!!

Mob: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE…

Lance: No!

Mob: Drat. (they all leave)

Lance: Well that was uncalled for… This is getting boring. I'm going to go find the others, and then maybe we can eat. (he sets off to find his four companions… whoops… did I say four? I meant formerly four… He now has three…)

(Koga rushes up to Lance and acts like Scooby Doo, you know, the whole catching thing with Shaggy)

Lance: W-w-what???

Koga: BRUNO WAS EATEN BY A GYARADOS!!! (he screams like a lunatic)

Lance: o_0

Koga: It's true! We were on some outrageously dangerous ride, and then-

Lance: Then WHY DID YOU GO ON IT?

(silence)

Koga: I didn't know it would be THAT intense! I know it looked creepy, but…

(pause)

Lance: TCL sure likes killing off Bruno in all of her fics…

(Yes. I do.)

Lance: (shrugs) Whatever.

(Suddenly they hear two very familiar screams in the background. Guess)

Lance: Oh dear. I hope Will and Karen didn't decide to go on that scary Gyarados one you were talking about…

Koga: But I thought Karen didn't like water rides!

(silence)

Lance: Yeah, you're right. Let's go find them.

Narrator: To make a long story short, they searched for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and-

Lance: Get to the point already!

Narrator: Well, okay, they searched for a while, but found nothing.

Lance: Yeesh. Wonder what happened to them.

Koga: Maybe they were abducted by aliens!

Lance: (snort) Yeah, right.

(Next scene takes us to a large, sophisticated ship floating hundreds of feet above the Earth. We see Karen tied up to a stretcher-like thing, and some alien poking her with a stick)

Karen: Cut that out, will ya?

Alien: We are the Galamon species of the Northern hemisphere of Europa. We wish to study your species. We also wish to blow you all up when we are done. We hope you do not mind.

Karen: Oh, not at all. Just destroy our entire planet. We don't mind.

Alien: Your intelligence proves to be quite small to make such a statement.

Karen: It's not as bad as your understanding of sarcasm. (rolls eyes)

(suddenly some alien with Will walks in)

Alien 2: We have studied this strange specimen. They appear to have no natural weapons.

Alien 1: That is good. In that case, bring in a few more.

(the ship lowers down to Earth again- it happens to have an invisibility cloaking device- and picks up two random humans. By complete chance, they are Lance and Koga.)

Lance: How coincidental can you get?

(Shut up.)

Will: Lance? Koga? …Where's Bruno?

Koga: He was eaten by a Gyarados!

(suddenly the alien spaceship accidentally blows off course and smashes into the sun. The aliens and the ship all burn up. Karen, Will, Lance, and Koga fall all the way back to Earth, except they're okay.)

Will: Someone explain to me why we're still alive.

Karen: (nudge nudge) I think it's a fic…

Will: …….Oh.

(Heh. Okay.)

(A Gyarados comes along, with a look of pure disgust. He spits out something that looks vaguely like Bruno, and then slithers away)

Bruno: Ughhh… What happened?

Everyone but Bruno: YOU'RE NOT DEAD???

Bruno: Equally surprised here. (faints)

Karen: …

Will:…

Lance:…

Koga:…Well… he did get beat up pretty bad…

(Please realize I hold nothing against you, Koga, except for being weird. But one of my friends does… ^_^)

Koga: ???

(a freight train comes from the sky out of nowhere. It's being steered by Corrector9Yui, who is screaming-)

Correcotr9Yui: EVERYONE GET OUT OF THE WAY EXCEPT FOR KOGA AND BRUNO!!!!

Koga and Bruno: (whimpers)

(the train runs over them. To keep the rating as it is, I will not go into details… Eh-heh…But you've probably already got a convincing mental picture as it goes)

C9Y: OH YEAH, that was fun!

(You've had your fun.)

C9Y: Aw..

(You'll be in it later…)

C9Y: Rats. (she disappears)

(Now where were we… Hey, why am I talking in (these)? Don't I deserve some normal stuff?)

Narrator: Well… It just kinds of ruins it, because your REAL character is in the story too.

(Yeah, you're right, never mind)

(Koga and Bruno are miraculously still alive, but barely)

(A nearby civilian dials 9-11)