(Scene opens on Cal alone in his room)
Cal: (To himself) What am I gonna do? Can't sleep with ladies on my floor. I love the ladies on my floor the most though, so it isn't fair to the other ladies if I love these ladies more. (Thinks for a long moment.) I've got it!
*
(Scene changes to the Pretty Girl's room where she is sadly staring at numerous pictures of Cal)
Pretty Girl: Oh Cal! How could our love be so tragically cut short. (Pictures are of Cal in the same position in different places and one where he is in the same position with the pretty girl lovingly resting her head on his shoulder) What we had is so beautiful. Love will find a way, won't it?
(Door bursts open. Cal is just wearing his normal clothes.)
Cal: Hey pretty lady.
Pretty Girl: Oh Cal. Why have you come to tease me?
Cal: Oh I haven't come to tease you lady. I came to have sex with you.
Pretty Girl: Oh, but Cal. Your an RA. You said you have responsibility.
Cal: (Shakes head) The house coat comes with responsibility, so as long as I'm not wearing the coat, I can have sex with you! Hooray!
Pretty Girl: (Face brightens) Oh Cal! You've made me so happy! (She runs toward him to hug him, but Cal holds out a hand)
Cal: Oh not right now lady. I just came from having sex. Maybe later.
Pretty Girl: (Looks hurt then upset.) Jerk!
Cal: (Walks out smiling and waving) Bye pretty lady.
Pretty Girl: (Pause) Call me?
*
(Walking along the campus alone at night)
Nitz: (To himself) What should I do? Why don't I like Kimmy?
Eerie Voice: Because your heart is with another . . .
Nitz: (Looking around) Who said that?
(Obi-wan Kenobi appears on Nitz's shoulder)
Obi-wan: Nitz. Your heart is not with Kimmy.
Nitz: What do you mean? I have loved Kimmy since High School.
Obi-wan: Ah, your thoughts betray you.
Nitz: Huh?
Obi-wan: I suggest you try a new strategy. Look with your feelings, not with your head.
Nitz: What?
Obi-wan: (As he is fading away) Your heart will show you the way . . .
Nitz: (To himself) I gotta stop staying up so late
Voice behind: Hey Nitz
Nitz: (Turns around) Bluh, Jesse?
Jesse: Hey champ. How was your summer?
Nitz: Um, pretty good. How about yours?
Jesse: Ah, boring as ever. Had to hang out with old friends from High School
Nitz: Funny, I spend the time at school doing that too
Jesse: (Laughs) Well, whatever works.
Nitz: (Pauses for a moment) Listen Jesse-
Jesse: I think I need to talk first. I'm sorry I flipped out at you. I just forgot it was you.
Nitz: Huh?
Jesse: I sometimes forget who you are, and I forget you have been thinking about Kimmy for practically your whole life, so (Pause) My final stance is, I'm happy you hooked up with her.
Nitz: (Surprised) Oh, well, thanks. (Nitz looks at her for a moment. she smiling at him and Nitz finds his mind wandering. He gets a strange lump in his throat.) Jesse
Jesse: What?
Nitz: Well, there is something else. I was just thinking-
Jesse: (Waves a hand) Forget about it Nitz. There is no need to apologize. Your right. We wouldn't work out, and I'm fine with that. It's good to have a guy friend, right?
Nitz: (Lying) Right, thats-what I was going to say.
Jesse: Cool. Listen, I'm heading off. (Pulls a card out of her pocket) Here's my new number on campus. Gimme a call if you want to hang out some time. Later!
(Jesse walks away leaving Nitz standing alone holding the card.
Nitz: (Looks after her longingfully) Later.
*
(Back in Nitz's room with Cal and Rocko. Gimpy's face appears on screen)
Gimpy: Greetings land dwellers
Rocko: Gimpy, where have you been?
Gimpy: Me and my men have completed our living quarters permanently. (Big smile)
Nitz: So, you took the offshore housing solution?
Gimpy: My whereabouts are now and indefinately top secret. No one shall speak of me or my operations again.
Nitz: Gimpy, how on earth are you going to attend Tech when you have to take a boat every day to get there?
Gimpy: Well, since last year I took most of my classes online anyways, I figured that me and my men could just continue in the same way on this dock.
Cal: And I learned that I can be two Cals. The normal Cal, and the Calster, so no pretty ladies get hurt.
Rocko: Shut up Cal.
Nitz: (Looking around) I guess it all starts now.
Cal: Hooray!
Rocko: This years gonna kick as. I can tell.
Nitz: Hmmmm
*
(Room is empty. Cal is asleep and Nitz is laying in his bed with his eyes open.)
Nitz: (Gets up from chair. Goes to the box by his bed and picks out the picture of Kimmy. With a little grimace, he laid it by his computer, and with a satisfied nod, crawls back into bed.)
~Credits
*The first episode of their Sophmore year. I don't know how close to the make I hit, but I thought it was ok. Tell me what you thought, and I'll do my best to make subsequent episodes as good as I can.
Cal: (To himself) What am I gonna do? Can't sleep with ladies on my floor. I love the ladies on my floor the most though, so it isn't fair to the other ladies if I love these ladies more. (Thinks for a long moment.) I've got it!
*
(Scene changes to the Pretty Girl's room where she is sadly staring at numerous pictures of Cal)
Pretty Girl: Oh Cal! How could our love be so tragically cut short. (Pictures are of Cal in the same position in different places and one where he is in the same position with the pretty girl lovingly resting her head on his shoulder) What we had is so beautiful. Love will find a way, won't it?
(Door bursts open. Cal is just wearing his normal clothes.)
Cal: Hey pretty lady.
Pretty Girl: Oh Cal. Why have you come to tease me?
Cal: Oh I haven't come to tease you lady. I came to have sex with you.
Pretty Girl: Oh, but Cal. Your an RA. You said you have responsibility.
Cal: (Shakes head) The house coat comes with responsibility, so as long as I'm not wearing the coat, I can have sex with you! Hooray!
Pretty Girl: (Face brightens) Oh Cal! You've made me so happy! (She runs toward him to hug him, but Cal holds out a hand)
Cal: Oh not right now lady. I just came from having sex. Maybe later.
Pretty Girl: (Looks hurt then upset.) Jerk!
Cal: (Walks out smiling and waving) Bye pretty lady.
Pretty Girl: (Pause) Call me?
*
(Walking along the campus alone at night)
Nitz: (To himself) What should I do? Why don't I like Kimmy?
Eerie Voice: Because your heart is with another . . .
Nitz: (Looking around) Who said that?
(Obi-wan Kenobi appears on Nitz's shoulder)
Obi-wan: Nitz. Your heart is not with Kimmy.
Nitz: What do you mean? I have loved Kimmy since High School.
Obi-wan: Ah, your thoughts betray you.
Nitz: Huh?
Obi-wan: I suggest you try a new strategy. Look with your feelings, not with your head.
Nitz: What?
Obi-wan: (As he is fading away) Your heart will show you the way . . .
Nitz: (To himself) I gotta stop staying up so late
Voice behind: Hey Nitz
Nitz: (Turns around) Bluh, Jesse?
Jesse: Hey champ. How was your summer?
Nitz: Um, pretty good. How about yours?
Jesse: Ah, boring as ever. Had to hang out with old friends from High School
Nitz: Funny, I spend the time at school doing that too
Jesse: (Laughs) Well, whatever works.
Nitz: (Pauses for a moment) Listen Jesse-
Jesse: I think I need to talk first. I'm sorry I flipped out at you. I just forgot it was you.
Nitz: Huh?
Jesse: I sometimes forget who you are, and I forget you have been thinking about Kimmy for practically your whole life, so (Pause) My final stance is, I'm happy you hooked up with her.
Nitz: (Surprised) Oh, well, thanks. (Nitz looks at her for a moment. she smiling at him and Nitz finds his mind wandering. He gets a strange lump in his throat.) Jesse
Jesse: What?
Nitz: Well, there is something else. I was just thinking-
Jesse: (Waves a hand) Forget about it Nitz. There is no need to apologize. Your right. We wouldn't work out, and I'm fine with that. It's good to have a guy friend, right?
Nitz: (Lying) Right, thats-what I was going to say.
Jesse: Cool. Listen, I'm heading off. (Pulls a card out of her pocket) Here's my new number on campus. Gimme a call if you want to hang out some time. Later!
(Jesse walks away leaving Nitz standing alone holding the card.
Nitz: (Looks after her longingfully) Later.
*
(Back in Nitz's room with Cal and Rocko. Gimpy's face appears on screen)
Gimpy: Greetings land dwellers
Rocko: Gimpy, where have you been?
Gimpy: Me and my men have completed our living quarters permanently. (Big smile)
Nitz: So, you took the offshore housing solution?
Gimpy: My whereabouts are now and indefinately top secret. No one shall speak of me or my operations again.
Nitz: Gimpy, how on earth are you going to attend Tech when you have to take a boat every day to get there?
Gimpy: Well, since last year I took most of my classes online anyways, I figured that me and my men could just continue in the same way on this dock.
Cal: And I learned that I can be two Cals. The normal Cal, and the Calster, so no pretty ladies get hurt.
Rocko: Shut up Cal.
Nitz: (Looking around) I guess it all starts now.
Cal: Hooray!
Rocko: This years gonna kick as. I can tell.
Nitz: Hmmmm
*
(Room is empty. Cal is asleep and Nitz is laying in his bed with his eyes open.)
Nitz: (Gets up from chair. Goes to the box by his bed and picks out the picture of Kimmy. With a little grimace, he laid it by his computer, and with a satisfied nod, crawls back into bed.)
~Credits
*The first episode of their Sophmore year. I don't know how close to the make I hit, but I thought it was ok. Tell me what you thought, and I'll do my best to make subsequent episodes as good as I can.
