Chapter 5
Tracey Dies At McDonalds!
(Yay!)
A/N: DClick, there is no such thing as reviewing too often. ^_^ And thanks for reviewing mai fics… You can have a guest role now!
Koga: (wakes up) Where am I?
(the room is pitch-black except for occasional chirping noises from the roof)
Koga: Huh?
Hospital person: GET BACK DOWN!!!
Koga: …Ok…
(Boring.)
~*~*~MEANWHILE~*~*~
The Crimson Lugia: This is so fun. I love having an author's lounge.
Corrector9Yui: (opening fridge) This is the author's lounge, and there isn't even any food!
Lccorp2: Heh… (C9Y and TCL glare at him) I didn't eat ALL of it…
TCL: Then who did?
(PyroVulpix walks in)
TCL: PYRO!!! You'd better be able to explain the empty fridge!
PyroVulpix: Umm… hey! Look over there!
TCL/C9Y: What? (they turn around)
PV: (runs away)
TCL: HEY! COME BACK HERE, WHY YOU LITTLE-
(DClick walks in the room)
DClick: Hi. I'm in the right place, right?
TCL: Two "rights" in one sentence?
C9Y: D'ja bring any food, DC? I'm starving!
DC: Nope. (she sits at the computer and starts playing something)
TCL: What's that?
DC: Creatures. (A/N: Not really sure what it is, but DC plays it so it must be cool)
TCL/C9Y: Ooooooohhh… o_0 (they stare at it, transfixed)
(PyroVulpix speeds away, worships DClick, and then continues running)
~*~*~MEANWHILE~*~*~
(We see Will, Karen, Lance, and Clair playing Cheat! If you don't know what Cheat is, go to neopets.com and you'll see. It's basically where you cheat)
Lance: 3 fives.
Clair and Will: CHEATER!!!!
Lance: Aw, shucks. (he turns over the "3 fives" which are actually an ace, a ten, and an eight)
Will: My turn. Two fives.
(no accusation)
Clair: Two fives.
(no accusation)
Karen: 1 four.
(no accusation)
(the game continues smoothly, and let's just say Clair wins)
Clair: OH YEAH!!! I beat you, and I'm a Gym Leader! You guys are the "most powerful" in the league, yeah right! (she exits, smirking)
Lance: She annoys me.
Karen: It's not that hard to figure out…
Will: What do we do now?
Lance: I don't care what you guys do, but I'm going to watch a special on dragon Pokemon. (he walks off to his gym)
Will: Ummm… Perhaps I'll go eat breakfast… (leaves)
Karen: Me too. (she also exits)
(Lance sticks his head out of his gym)
Lance: Me three! I'm STARVING!!! (the trio walk along to wherever when they bump into the authors)
TCL: What are you guys doing here? I'm going to write your story later!
Lance: Yeah, whatever. We're going to eat.
TCL: Oh, okay. In that case, let's go to McDonalds since they have awesome sausage biscuits. (starts drooling, but then regains self and wipes it off)
DClick: Fine with me.
PyroV: Me too.
(the next scene takes us to McDonalds, where an oh-so-familiar scene is taking place)
Clair: Morty, pass the salt.
Morty: What's my fault?
Clair: Morty, pass the SALT.
Morty: I'm already at a halt.
Clair: SALT, Morty!
Morty: Oh, the salt. (he gives Clair the "salt")
Clair: No Morty, this is the pepper!
Morty: I gave you the salt!
Clair: AARRRRRRGGH!!! JASMINE, GIMME THE SALT!!!
(Jasmine passes the salt)
Clair: Thankyou! (she glares at Morty, who shrugs)
(suddenly the Powerpuff girls fly in)
Buttercup: See guys, I told you we was in the wrong fic!
Blossom: Who cares? (they walk up to the counter)
Buttercup: HELLO? ANYONE BACK THERE?? WE'RE READY TO ORDER HERE!!!
(the Pokemon cast stares at the PPG)
Lance: Who let the munchkins in the fic???
TCL: It wasn't me! See, I'm a character! Excuse me, girls?
Bubbles: Yes?
TCL: Umm… We're sort of making a fic here…
Buttercup: Oh GREAT!!! Urgh! (they grap their food and leave)
TCL: That was nothing short of weird.
Lccorp2: Yeah. (is glugging down something)
TCL: What are you eating?
Lc2: Chlorinated bleach. But if you want a hydrocarbon rush, I'm sure I can talk Flareon into lending you some gasoline.
TCL: Nevermind…
(Lccorp2 shrugs)
(Tracey runs in)
Tracey: Oh my! Rare Pokemon Trainers! I've gotta get a sketch of this! (he starts sketching the Gym Leaders/E4/Authors)
Everyone who's being drawn: NOOOOOOO! We're appearing on Tracey's sketchpad! (they begin to pummel Tracey)
(PinkScyther walks in)
PinkScyther: Oh, I love these blades! (begins to make short work of Tracey)
Tracey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TCL: PS, please take all actions of blood and gore away from the fic. (leads the remains of Tracey and PS outside) If you want to destroy Tracey, then-
Miss Misty USA: LEMME HELP!!!
Aurora Chan: I WANNA KILL TRACEY!!!
TCL: Okay, okay. Go and kill him if you want. Smash/Turnip Girl, if you're reading this… TAKE NO OFFENSE!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
(all stares at TCL)
TCL: What?
(meanwhile, back at somewhere)
(Koga and Bruno are leaving)
Koga: I really really hope Corrector9Yui doesn't want to kill us again…
Bruno: What did we ever do to her?
(They leave and go back to the plateau, keeping clear of all suspicious individuals that look like they may pose a threat)
A/N: That wasn't very funny… Oh well…
