Chapter 5

Tracey Dies At McDonalds!

(Yay!)

A/N: DClick, there is no such thing as reviewing too often. ^_^ And thanks for reviewing mai fics… You can have a guest role now!

Koga: (wakes up) Where am I?

(the room is pitch-black except for occasional chirping noises from the roof)

Koga: Huh?

Hospital person: GET BACK DOWN!!!

Koga: …Ok…

(Boring.)

~*~*~MEANWHILE~*~*~

The Crimson Lugia: This is so fun. I love having an author's lounge.

Corrector9Yui: (opening fridge) This is the author's lounge, and there isn't even any food!

Lccorp2: Heh… (C9Y and TCL glare at him) I didn't eat ALL of it…

TCL: Then who did?

(PyroVulpix walks in)

TCL: PYRO!!! You'd better be able to explain the empty fridge!

PyroVulpix: Umm… hey! Look over there!

TCL/C9Y: What? (they turn around)

PV: (runs away)

TCL: HEY! COME BACK HERE, WHY YOU LITTLE-

(DClick walks in the room)

DClick: Hi. I'm in the right place, right?

TCL: Two "rights" in one sentence?

C9Y: D'ja bring any food, DC? I'm starving!

DC: Nope. (she sits at the computer and starts playing something)

TCL: What's that?

DC: Creatures. (A/N: Not really sure what it is, but DC plays it so it must be cool)

TCL/C9Y: Ooooooohhh… o_0 (they stare at it, transfixed)

(PyroVulpix speeds away, worships DClick, and then continues running)

~*~*~MEANWHILE~*~*~

(We see Will, Karen, Lance, and Clair playing Cheat! If you don't know what Cheat is, go to neopets.com and you'll see. It's basically where you cheat)

Lance: 3 fives.

Clair and Will: CHEATER!!!!

Lance: Aw, shucks. (he turns over the "3 fives" which are actually an ace, a ten, and an eight)

Will: My turn. Two fives.

(no accusation)

Clair: Two fives.

(no accusation)

Karen: 1 four.

(no accusation)

(the game continues smoothly, and let's just say Clair wins)

Clair: OH YEAH!!! I beat you, and I'm a Gym Leader! You guys are the "most powerful" in the league, yeah right! (she exits, smirking)

Lance: She annoys me.

Karen: It's not that hard to figure out…

Will: What do we do now?

Lance: I don't care what you guys do, but I'm going to watch a special on dragon Pokemon. (he walks off to his gym)

Will: Ummm… Perhaps I'll go eat breakfast… (leaves)

Karen: Me too. (she also exits)

(Lance sticks his head out of his gym)

Lance: Me three! I'm STARVING!!! (the trio walk along to wherever when they bump into the authors)

TCL: What are you guys doing here? I'm going to write your story later!

Lance: Yeah, whatever. We're going to eat.

TCL: Oh, okay. In that case, let's go to McDonalds since they have awesome sausage biscuits. (starts drooling, but then regains self and wipes it off)

DClick: Fine with me.

PyroV: Me too.

(the next scene takes us to McDonalds, where an oh-so-familiar scene is taking place)

Clair: Morty, pass the salt.

Morty: What's my fault?

Clair: Morty, pass the SALT.

Morty: I'm already at a halt.

Clair: SALT, Morty!

Morty: Oh, the salt. (he gives Clair the "salt")

Clair: No Morty, this is the pepper!

Morty: I gave you the salt!

Clair: AARRRRRRGGH!!! JASMINE, GIMME THE SALT!!!

(Jasmine passes the salt)

Clair: Thankyou! (she glares at Morty, who shrugs)

(suddenly the Powerpuff girls fly in)

Buttercup: See guys, I told you we was in the wrong fic!

Blossom: Who cares? (they walk up to the counter)

Buttercup: HELLO? ANYONE BACK THERE?? WE'RE READY TO ORDER HERE!!!

(the Pokemon cast stares at the PPG)

Lance: Who let the munchkins in the fic???

TCL: It wasn't me! See, I'm a character! Excuse me, girls?

Bubbles: Yes?

TCL: Umm… We're sort of making a fic here…

Buttercup: Oh GREAT!!! Urgh! (they grap their food and leave)

TCL: That was nothing short of weird.

Lccorp2: Yeah. (is glugging down something)

TCL: What are you eating?

Lc2: Chlorinated bleach. But if you want a hydrocarbon rush, I'm sure I can talk Flareon into lending you some gasoline.

TCL: Nevermind…

(Lccorp2 shrugs)

(Tracey runs in)

Tracey: Oh my! Rare Pokemon Trainers! I've gotta get a sketch of this! (he starts sketching the Gym Leaders/E4/Authors)

Everyone who's being drawn: NOOOOOOO! We're appearing on Tracey's sketchpad! (they begin to pummel Tracey)

(PinkScyther walks in)

PinkScyther: Oh, I love these blades! (begins to make short work of Tracey)

Tracey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

TCL: PS, please take all actions of blood and gore away from the fic. (leads the remains of Tracey and PS outside) If you want to destroy Tracey, then-

Miss Misty USA: LEMME HELP!!!

Aurora Chan: I WANNA KILL TRACEY!!!

TCL: Okay, okay. Go and kill him if you want. Smash/Turnip Girl, if you're reading this… TAKE NO OFFENSE!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

(all stares at TCL)

TCL: What?

(meanwhile, back at somewhere)

(Koga and Bruno are leaving)

Koga: I really really hope Corrector9Yui doesn't want to kill us again…

Bruno: What did we ever do to her?

(They leave and go back to the plateau, keeping clear of all suspicious individuals that look like they may pose a threat)

A/N: That wasn't very funny… Oh well…