TCL: (at school) this isn't funny. I'm a prisoner in my own school. (she slouches in her seat. Surrounding her are a wide variety of authors/Pokemon/unrecognizable stuff)

C9Y: This is the lowest of the low. It's an FF.Net class!

All: (screams)

Teacher: Good morning class. I would like you to hand in your essays. (he walks around the room, saying the titles of various essays)

TCL: Mine is horrible…

Sonicrazy91: (whispering) Where do I put this dynamite?

TCL: Somewhere where it'll make the biggest explosion.

Sc91: (shrugs) 'kay. (sticks it in the teacher's desk)

(The class giggles, and the teacher doesn't notice)

Teacher: (reading Lccorp2's) Lc, were you feeling okay when you wrote this?

Lccorp2: I was high on chlorinated bleach, but other than that I was okay.

Teacher: o_0

C9Y: (whispers to TCL) Get ready!

Class: 10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1… BAIL!!!!

(everyone runs out as fast as they can)

Teacher: What is the meaning of this???

TCL: Eh-heh. (presses a red button on a portable control device)

Ka-BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

C9Y: Soooo… Who's going to clean up the remains of the teacher?

TCL: Not I.

Everyone else: Me neither! (they run away)

~*~*~MEANWHILE~*~*~

Lance: …127, 128, 129, 130, 131. Wow. That's a lot.

(Will walks in)

Will: What are you counting, Lance?

Lance: I'm counting how long Tracey can stand on his head before the blood rushes to his head and blows up.

Will: That explains the amount of random pieces of Tracey all over your gym, huh?

Lance: yeah.

(Yes, I am going to be nice to Lance, for once. Never thought that would happen)

Will: Ok. (he leaves)

(Lance sits down and turns on the TV)

Lance: I wonder if there's anything on…

(the channel he turns on just happens to have a vacuum commercial on.)

Lance: Oh great. Not another DirtDevil advertisement. -_-

(The vacuum suddenly becomes 3 dimensional, comes out of the TV, and sucks Lance into its chambers. The vacuum grows to ten times its normal size, now becoming the height of a four-story building)

(Okay, so maybe I'm not THAT nice to Lance)

Will: Oh boy. (he looks at the vacuum)

Karen: Why is there a giant vacuum…?

Koga and Bruno: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Lance: Help.

(the authors rush in, armed with swords and weapons from Eskimo Jolteon Episode 27)

Lccorp2: (aiming explosives) Ready… aim…

All: FIRE!!!

(they fire a bunch of highly-powered explosive bullets at the vacuum cleaner, which shoots tiny lasers back at them)

TCL: (into walkie-talkie) It's not working! We're loosing men!

(Corrector9Yui gets shot down)

TCL: (into walkie-talkie) Or women, whichever you prefer… We need backup! Fast!

(the entire cast of every single fan fic of Lccorp2, TCL, C9Y, PyroVulpix, Sonicrazy91, DClick, Miss Misty USA, I LUV Ash Ketchum Etc. appears and begins to pummel the vacuum)

Jolteon*: (on Lasrea**'s back) Take this! (fires a wide variety of machine gun bullets at the vacuum)

(Rattata*** sails by on Pidgey****'s back)

Rattata: How do we take it out?

PyroVulpix: With flame! Flame I tell you! (fires a jet stream of flames at the vacuum)

TCL: And don't forget my handy-dandy Crimson Aeroblast! (smirks and blasts the vacuum)

(They fight against the seemingly indestructable vacuum for hours, before-)

Clunk.

All: WE HAVE DEFEATED THE VACUUM! REJOICE!!! (they bounce up and down)

TCL: Hey, does anyone have any cookies? Or cheeseburgers?

(The fic characters go back in the fics)

Lccorp2: Nah. But I got plenty of bleach.

TCL: …Forget I asked.

Bruno: Oh my gosh, what happened in here?

TCL: We were destroying the vacuum.

Bruno: Oh, okay. (he turns around and leaves)

(Lance crawls out of the remnants of the vacuum)

Lance: I am never ever watching a vacuum advertisement again!

(Meanwhile, in a land far, far away)

Tracey: Blast it! Those stupid authors ruined all of my plans! But beware, my evil mutant vacuum cleaners shall succeed next time! Then I will take over the world! (evil witch cackle)

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

*Jolteon is from Lccorp2's Eskimo Jolteon

**Lasrea is from TCL (me!)'s Thus Ancient Hearts Alike

***Rattata is from PyroVulpix's Pidgey and Me

****Pidgey is from PyroVulpix's Pidgey and Me again

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