A/N: I've been getting a lot of complaints about how mean I was being to Lance… So to make up for it, this entire chapter is dedicated to Lance's revenge! ^_^ (realizes what she has just said) MEEP! (runs away)
(today starts off like any other bad day… The Elite Four are plotting another evil prank on Lance. They're in Karen's gym, which is the gym closest to Lance's.)
Bruno: So, we need to decide on something. Is it going to be the stink bomb?
Karen: I thought we agreed on the cold water! (holds up several bucketloads of freezing cold water. No duh, Karen wanted revenge on Lance from what happened in the beginning of Chapter 2)
Will: What about the bee? (holds up a container containing a very agitated bee)
Koga: Well let's agree on SOMETHING!!!
(This morning, Lance heard them arguing and knew at once what they were up to.)
Lance: Oh jeez. This is embarrassing. Why didn't they plot in Will's gym? I mean it's the farthest away, and I'd have the least chance of hearing them. (listens)
Will, Bruno, and Karen: (arguing over the stinkbombs, water, and the bee)
Koga: WAIT!!! I've got an idea! Why don't we use ALL THREE?
Will, Bruno, and Karen: OH YEAH!
(They grab their respective weapons and trail closely behind Koga. Bruno is snickering, Will is muttering to himself, and Karen is cursing Lance under her breath for what he did in Chapter 2. )
Karen: Good for nothing little… Why I oughta-
Koga: (scowls at Karen) Stop before you use some language. This is PG, for heaven's sake!
Karen: Sorry.
(Koga cautiously opens the door to Lance's quarters. They see a lump in the bedcovers which could only be Lance.)
Koga: On 3! One… Two… THREE!!!
(Bruno hurls the stinkbombs in the room, Karen pours the freezing water all over the bed, and Will lifts up the covers, shakes the bee in, then quickly drops them with a confused look)
Will: Wait a sec… Ermm… Guys… Lance isn't in the bed.
All: HE'S NOT???
(Bruno and Koga check. Under the covers is a bunch of pillows. No Lance)
Karen: Well?
Koga: He's not in here.
(The E4 hear evil laughter, and suddenly the door closes behind them)
Bruno: Lance? Hey, let us out!
Voice: NEVA!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(the E4 stare at each other for a while, before Bruno cries out in pain)
Bruno: YOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!! OW, OW, OW, OW, OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
All but Bruno: WHAT?
Bruno: MY LEG! (holds his leg while screaming OW)
Will: Man, it STINKS in here!
Karen: Phew! (covers her nose)
Koga: Ugh…_
(Will, Karen, and Koga glare at Bruno for the stinkbombs)
Bruno: MY LEEEGGGGGGG!!!
All but Bruno: WHAT???
Koga: Lemme see! (looks at Bruno's leg. He hears a buzzing noise)
Bruno: WILL, THAT IDIOT BEE THAT YOU LET IN JUST BIT ME ON THE LEG A BUNCH OF TIMES WHAT KIND OF PSYCHIC ARE YOU SURELY YOU WOULD'VE KNOWN WE WOULD'VE BEEN TRAPPED IN HERE AND I WOULD'VE BEEN BIT AND ALL THEREFORE YOU'RE A LOUSY PSYCHIC AND I WANT MY MONEY BACK AAAAAAAHHHH OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Okay I'm done.
All but Bruno: O.O
Will: Correction: Stung you on the leg. Bees do NOT bite. (evil grin) Yes, actually I did know the part about you being stung was going to happen.
Bruno: O_O Y-you monster!
(Will and Bruno get in a fight. A dust cloud appears around them)
(the dust clears, and Bruno is lying with X eyes on the ground)
Bruno: X_X
Will: ^_^ A word to the wise- never try to outmuscle a psychic. (floats off of Bruno's battered body and walks over to the door) Meh. It's locked. (thinks for a moment, then curses) Man! It's a psychic-proof lock, too!
Koga: Bruno probably could've broken down the door, but- (points to Bruno)
Bruno: X_X
Will: Whoops… Sorry ^_^;
(Will runs away from an incredibly infuriated Koga and Karen)
Will: SORRY! If you guys would stop chasing me perhaps- Nah…
Koga: What?
Will: I almost hate to do this. (revives Bruno with his psychic powers)
Bruno: (clutching head) Oh the agony.
Will: Bruno, break down the door.
Bruno: Wh-
Will, Karen, and Koga: (towering over Bruno) BREAK DOWN THE DOOR!!!
Bruno: uh… ok.
(Bruno slams into the door. It falls over immediately)
Will: (grins evilly, does something psychic, and Bruno tips over looking very frozen)
Koga: OMG! YOU KILLED KENN- I MEAN, BRUNO!
Will: Nah, I didn't kill him. Just put him out for a little while.
Koga: I wonder what everyone has against him…
Karen: Who knows.
Will: Who cares.
(They leave)
Koga: Guys?
Karen: yeah?
Koga: Who closed the door on us, anyway?
Will: Maybe Lance.
(silence)
Koga: Do you have the feeling like we're being watched?
Will: Nah, what gave you that-
(a tribe of cannibals appear. They grab the E4… Er… E3… and run off with them)
Will: (finishing sentence) …idea. -_-
Koga: PUT US DOWN!!!
Lance: (running behind the cannibals) Faster, mortals! They must meet their demise!
Will: …
Karen: …
Koga: SQUEAK!
Will: O_O
Karen: O_O
Koga: Squeak?
(With a lot more squeaking from Koga, the cannibals and E3 eventually make it to Three rooms. One is pitch-black and filled with Dark type Pokemon. One is Purple-ish and filled with Psychic type Pokemon. The last is rocky and filled with Fighting type Pokemon)
Will, Koga, and Karen: ???
Lance: THIS IS WHERE YOU MEET YOUR END! 8-D MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Koga: Squeak…
Karen: Honestly-
Lance: TO THE DUNGEONS!!! BWAHAHAHA! (he tosses Koga into the Psychic room, Karen into the Fighting room, and Will into the Dark Room)
(TCL appears)
TCL: WHAT IN THE NAME OF MOLTRES IS GOING ON HERE???
Lance: REVENGE!
TCL: You're being a nuisance, and momma don't like dat.
Lance: TOO BAD! (he tosses TCL, being a Psy-type, into the Dark room with Will. Don't you dare ask me how puny human Lance managed to toss a 4 or 5 hundred pound Lugia that's been eating too many cookies like that)
TCL: AAAAAH! HOUNDOUR! (chomp) OW! A HOUNDOOM! (chomp) OWWW!!! A SNEASEL! (slash) OWWWWWWW! AN UMBREON! (silence)
The Umbreon: Hiya! It's me, the were-Umbreon!
TCL: Lc? How on Earth did you get in-
Lccorp2: Seems there was a flaw in Lance's plan. C'mon, I'll show ya the exit.
TCL: I owe you one. ^_^
Lccorp2: Whatever. Here's the exit. (they run out)
Will: HEY! What about-
Dark Pokemon: (snarl)
Will: (squeaky voice)….m-m-me? YOW!!!!!!!
(back to Lance)
Lance: Ah… Nothing like revenge… Although it didn't last too long… (grins and listens to the three Elites scream)
(Bruno walks in)
Lance: HUH? Bruno? Oh well… Why don't you go in- (tosses Bruno in the Psychic room) BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Bruno: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
(the picture blacks out)
