(next morning. Koga has gathered up all the rest of the Elite Four/Lance into his gym in an attempt to make an announcement)

Koga: Listen up everyone…

E4/Lance: What?

Koga: We're having a barbecue!

E4/Lance: ….(stare at Koga)

Koga: …What?

E4/Lance: Koga?

Koga: What?

E4/Lance: We can't cook!

Koga: Hmmm… that is a problem… Especially since I already invited all the Gym Leaders…

Lance: You WHAT???

Will: KOGA!!!

Karen: Next time, ask US first!

Koga: (sweatdrops)

Lance: Well, if everything's all set up…

Koga: Yup! I have the stuff and all right outside on the lawn of the Indigo Plateau! ^_^

Lance: And the food?

Koga: I thought you would have some.

All: (glare at Koga)

Lance: (groan) Well, first of all we need someone to buy the food, and someone to stay here and get everything ready.

(pause)

Lance: You four go. Karen's good at shopping, Bruno claims to be good around food, Will can help you get stuff off of high shelves with his Psychic powers and teleport you around, and Koga…

Koga: Yeah?

Lance: You're going because… I said so.

Koga: (sulks) If I'm not needed to get the food, why can't I stay here and help you?

Lance: I don't know… Fine, you can stay.

Koga: Yippee.

Lance: (glare) Now, before you three head off to buy stuff, Koga and I will make a list.

Koga: We will?

Lance: Yeah.

Koga: Okay.

(Lance and Koga take half an hour making a highly detailed list, and then they hand it to Karen)

Karen: Ok. Can we go now? ^_^

Lance: Yup.

Karen: Okies! (skips out)

All: o_0

Bruno: What's with her?

Will and Lance: no clue.

Koga: Barbecue… (drools)

(everyone backs away slowly from Koga)

~SOME TIME LATER~

Bruno: I wanna hold the list!

Karen: No.

Bruno: Please please please please please…

Karen: NO.

Bruno: Pretty pretty please with a huge mound of dark Pokemon on top? (gets puppy dog eyes)

Karen: o_0 NO!!!! (runs off with the list)

Will: (staring at them)

Bruno: PLEASE????

Karen: GRRRRRRR… fine, HOLD THE FREAKING LIST FOR ALL I CARE! (hands Bruno the list)

Bruno: (spotlight falls on him) (heavenly music plays) Yaaaaaayyyyyy….

Karen: Errrr…. (walks off quickly, leaving Bruno still in a pose in the spotlight)

Will: Bruno? Come on…

Bruno: (faints at the sheer excitement of being trusted with a list of such ungodly importance)

Will: Oh great, just my luck- (Sees the list face down in a mud puddle) GAK! (picks it up)

Karen: (running back) What is it???

Will: (holds up the soggy unreadable list)

Karen: Oh god, Lance and Koga are going to kill us…

Will: I don't wanna be there… (disappears)

Karen: WILL??? Hey, one-third of the blame is on you too you know! GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!!!

~SOMEWHERE IN EGYPT~

Tour Guide: And this is a Walla-Walla Umpa-Lumpa Sphinx, most common back in the 1800's. To the left you can see an invisible pyramid.

Guy: I can't see an invisible pyramid!!!

Tour Guide: That's nice. Over on the right is a rare Tiger Monkey. It corners its prey, then melts the victim's brains with reruns of Digimon.

(Will teleports on top of the Tiger Monkey)

Tiger Monkey: Hooo! (turns into a TV)

Tour Guide: As you can see, the Tiger Monkey is demonstrating its evilness to that unfortunate human.

Will: …?

Tiger Monkey: (TV begins to play the dreaded Digimon reruns! Gasp! Scream! Other horror-genre sound FX here!)

Will: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH…

~MEANWHILE, BACK ON THE WAY TO THE STORE~

(Karen and Bruno hear a familiar scream from several million miles away)

(Karen and Bruno stare at each other)

Bruno: I don't even wanna know.

Karen: What do we do??? We have to get that food, otherwise Koga and Lance will kill us!

Bruno: We'll say Will took it with him when he teleported somewhere else.

Karen: Good idea.

(they walk off to the store)

(Next scene takes us to- HOLY MOLY, DID BRUNO JUST GIVE A SMART SUGGESTION??? THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!!!)

~The author apologizes for the inconvenience. We are starting over from a certain part in this piece. Thank you for your attention~

~MEANWHILE, BACK ON THE WAY TO THE STORE~

(Karen and Bruno hear a familiar scream from several million miles away)

(Karen and Bruno stare at each other)

Bruno: I don't even wanna know.

Karen: What do we do??? We have to get that food, otherwise Koga and Lance will kill us!

(this is where it goes wrong. I'll fix it!)

Bruno: I have no idea. (Typical stupid Bruno! Yay for me!)

Karen: We'll say Will took it with him when he teleported somewhere else.

Bruno: Good idea. I never would've thought of that.

(They walk off to the store)

(AH! That's more like it! Eh-heh… Sorry for the interruptions)

(Next scene takes us to… *dun dun DUN* THE STORE!)

Karen: Wowww….

Bruno: It's biggg…

Karen: Well, let's go inside…

(And so our two brave heroes… Err…. Lemme start that again… And so our brave hero and the stupid brown-haired geek known as Bruno entered THE STORE… EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!)

A/N: Well, I'll stop for now, since I've reached the normal length for a chapter to this fic… But I will right more very very soon! Eeheheehehehehehehe! (eats a cookie)