A/N: FOR ALL THAT WONDERED WHAT ON EARTH WAS IN THE STUFF BRUNO MADE: I haven't figured that much out, just think of it as the most disgusting thing to you. Someone suggested Barbie hairs, well that IS a possibility… (laughs evilly) Or perhaps it was *gasp* BRUNO GERMS! Eeeeeeee!
Ok… Sorry, I probably should've mentioned what actually WAS in the food… Was just too lazy ^_^;;
Oh yeah, someone also suggested that the Gym Leaders (especially Kanto's) be in the fic more. Because I always *coughusuallycough* listen to suggestions, this one will have them in it and quite a lot, too! Ok, on with it!
Lance: (in microphone) Hello, fellow League-ers! We are gathered here today to compose many greatly annoying songs!
All: Yay! (clap clap)
Lance: Here's how it will work! Falkner, we start with you, and you have to sing a sentence about a random person, place, or thing that you can make up! We'll go from Falkner to Clair, then Brock to Blue, and then from Will to (points to self) ME! Then the authors will add on to it, and it will end when the last author in here (points to PyroVulpix) finishes it up!
Lccorp2: TCL! YOU STOLE MY IDEA! (turns into an Umbreon) I'LL GET YOU!!! (to camera) remember kids, don't try this at home.
TCL: Eh-heh-heh-heh… I needed something!
Lccorp2: Grrr…(chases)
Lance: (sweatdrops) Oookayy… Falkner, start!
Falkner: (thinks) Oh! I've got it… (sings)One day Ash fell in-to a hole!
Bugsy: (singing also) He turned into a giant mole!
Whitney: Pikachu got blown away!
Morty: He'll come back next Independence Day!
Chuck: Tracey got stuck in a pile of dung!
Jasmine: They towed him out and he was hung!
Pryce: And Lugia came soaring by…
Clair: To ensure that Tracey would die!
Brock: Ash ran into a bee!
Misty: Who chased him up a Christmas tree!
Lt. Surge: The Christmas Tree began to fall
Erika: And he ran into the wall!
Janine: Along came Santa Claus
Sabrina: Who ate the applause
Blaine: And watched the movie Jaws
Blue: While counting flaws
Will: In Hungarian Laws!
Koga: Rudolph played a flute
Bruno: While eating a dirty boot!
Karen: And Ash found a Recycling bin
Lance: who chased him up the Tree again!
TCL: (still running from Lc)He turned into a cookie!
Lccorp2: (Still chasing TCL) And claimed he was a rookie…
C9Y: Because he is a bookie…
PV: (yawning) And then everything burned in flames. The End.
(everyone stares at PV)
TCL: hey, does anyone know where the other authors are, like Shadow-I LUV Ash Ketchum and the others?
SILAK: (walks up)(glaring at TCL) You were hurting Ash in the song?
TCL: Ooops… I knew that would be a problem…
(at this point, TCL is being chased by SILAK and Lccorp2 along with a majority of readers who are disgusted by the vile song she had the characters sing)
TCL: But I couldn't think of anythiiiiing! Let me gooooooo!
~SOME TIME LATER~
Lance: That was fun. (watches TCL being chased outside) We sing, she takes the blame. (reclines in his chair, leaning back dangerously close to the window. Very dangerously close indeed… You can guess what happens now, right?)
TCL: (seeing Lance out of the corner of her eye) Grrr… Just for that…
SNAP! CRASH!
(Lance's chair snaps and he crashes through the window, shattering glass in every which way.)
Lance: (outside) Owww….
TCL: Humph. Serves you right.
Lance: (pouts)
TCL: Hmmm… Let's have some fun, shall we not? (cackles evilly) Ooh, I have just the thing!
(C9Y appears and also begins to chase TCL)
C9Y: Leave Lance alone, you BARBARIAN!
TCL: (gasp) You dare to threaten ME???
C9Y: (calmly) Yes.
TCL: Uh… Ok. Fine, I'll be nicer to Lance. Then who do I torture?
(Lccorp2, C9Y, and SILAK look at each other, smile and nod, then whisper something to TCL)
TCL: Ah yes, what a good ide- (turns pale) N-no.. Not that… Uh…
~SOME TIME LATER~
TCL: I am going to kill you. 8-(
(TCL is tied up to a pole with the authors around her eating cookies, making TCL extremely hungry)
TCL: Cookies… Must have… cookies… (shakes head) No! Must… be…calm..
C9Y: (eating a cookie in front of TCL's face very evilly) What?
TCL: PLEASE!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT! LC I'M SORRY I "TOOK" YOUR IDEA SHADOW ILAK I'M SORRY I WAS MEAN TO ASH AND YUI I'M SORRY I WAS THINKING ABOUT BEING MEAN TO LANCE JUST PLEASE GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE!!! THIS IS TORTURE!!! (cries)
Lccorp2: Think she's had enough?
C9Y: I guess.
(they untie her)
TCL: NOW GIVE ME THE COOKIES! Come on, hand 'em over! (grabs cookies away and devours them hungrily)
(C9Y, SILAK, and LC2 sigh)
TCL: aaahhh… cookies… ^_^
~MEANWHILE~
(Scene: the Elite Four/Champion's special lounge thingie)
Lance: (in an attempt to become better friends with the E4) Who's up for a game of cards?
Will: (lying on the couch) Ughhh…
Koga: (walking like a zombie over to the refridgerator) Ughhh…
Bruno: (staring at the TV without blinking) Ughhh…
Karen: (leaning on kitchen counter) (snoring)
Lance: I'll that as a no… -_-;;
(Lance pushes Bruno out of the way)
Lance: Bruno, please change the channel. What're you watching, anyway? (looks at TV) Eeeee! CHANGE THE CHANNEL, FOR GOD'S SAKES!!! (changes channel)
Will: Ugh… Sooo… What happened?
Lance: (staring at TV nonbelievingly) Do you know what BRUNO WAS WATCHING?
Will: (suddenly very awake) What? What?
Lance: Nick Jr.!
Will: O_O (faints)
Lance: Ko-ga?
Koga: (pulling out some bread from the fridge) Hmmm?
Lance: Do you wanna play cards?
Koga: Actually *blink* I was thinking, since Karen's asleep and all, and Will just fainted (points) There's no one to stop us from doing weird things…
Lance: Like what?
Koga: Like maybe turning up the radio at full blast, watching stuff on TV that they don't like *coughstuffweshouldn'tbewatchingcough*, and eating stuff that's not healthy.
Lance: Cool! But… If we turn up the radio… What if they wake up?
Koga: Hmmm… I've got it! Let's tie them up in a closet in my gym!
Lance: …Why your gym?
Koga: I installed special sound-absorbing pads around it, so it's VERY quiet in there!
Lance: Sure thing!
~After the two elites are re-located~
Lance: So Bruno, is everything ready?
Bruno: Yup! ^_^
(Lance, Koga, and Bruno are reclining on the couch, watching…bad…stuff on TV (violence and all that junk) and eating junk food, all the while with some rock group booming in the background)
Lance: Koga, pass the triple-chocolate ultra mega minty caramel deluxe sugar snacks.
Koga: (passes them)
Lance: Thank you. (eats them)
Koga: (reading label of the triple-chocolate sugar thingies) These candies contain an enormous amount of calories, and no more than 2 should be consumed each day.
(Lance and Koga stare at each other)
Lance: (popping five in his mouth) Labels are always wrong.
Koga: (swallowing seven) Yup! Who cares if we get fat?
(they continue their strange party-type thing)
A/N:
(low voice) That was weird!
(medium voice) That was weird!
(high voice) That was weird!
(regular voice) That was weird.
Please note that I did not include Will and Karen in Koga, Bruno, and Lance's party-type thing simply because I imagine them to be the more "sensible" ones who don't do such naughty stuff! ^_^ You can disagree if you want, I'll put these earplugs in and wait for you to be finished. Bwahahaha!
Once again, I will include anyone who wants to be in it but first you must request! Teehee!
Please ignore the stupidity of the song earlier on in the chapter. I was bored.
