Disclaimer: Naw, still don't own it. Rats. I'm doing this so I can disclaim the references to Charlie and The Chocolate Factory. I already disclaimed Pokemon in all my other fics. I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING!!!!!!!
(It all started with an innocent sleepover…)
Karen: Hey Clair, pass the popcorn.
Clair: Gladly. (passes)
Karen: Thanks.
Clair: Hey, girls?
Erika: Yeah?
Clair: Wanna watch "The Houndoom Of The Baskervilles" again?
Karen: Nah. I've seen it ten billion times already.
Clair: How about, "When Caterpies attack"?
Whitney: (shakes her head) Lame.
Clair: How about "The Ghost of a Fallen Onix"?
Erika: That's the scariest movie I've ever seen!
Clair: I take that as a no…?
Erika: Let's just go to bed.
Karen: ok.
Whitney: Yup.
~SOME TIME LATER~
Whitney: What do we do now?
Karen: I don't know…
Clair: I know!
Karen, Whitney, and Erika: What? What?
Clair: Let's tell ghost stories!
Karen: Errr…
Whitney: I don't feel like it…
Erika: We CAN tell normal stories though…
Whitney: …
Karen: I guess.
Clair: OH! I KNOW ONE!
Karen: (sighs) Go ahead, Clair.
Clair: Once upon a time there was a boy named Chuck…
(screen changes to a scene with the Gym Leader, Chuck, shivering under the covers, apparently in a very poor house. Although we can no longer see Karen, Clair, Whitney, or Erika, we can hear their voices.)
Clair: Chuck was very, very poor. His parents could barely afford anything.
Karen: My turn! Chuck loved chocolate VERRY much. He got a bar of chocolate for his birthday. Richer kids could afford a bar like that every day, but Chuck could never afford one, how he even got a bar of chocolate is unknown to everyone…
Erika: …Except his grandfather, who was saving a ten cent coin and bought the chocolate bar with it. Chuck savored the chocolate like a treasure, and nibbled a bit of it each night.
(we see Chuck taking out a bar of chocolate, half-eaten, and nibble on the side, before putting it back)
Whitney: Okay! Meanwhile there was this guy named… Will Wonka.
(The scene changes to Will dressed in Willie Wonka's clothes, looking very annoyed)
Will: This stuff itches!
Clair: Will Wonka was an expert chocolate manufacturer, a multi-millionaire, and made many many things out of chocolate and candy.
Will: Chocolate? Candy? WHERE!?!?
Karen: Anyway, so then Will Wonka made this competition, where any five kids or people who got a golden wrapper in their chocolate bar could come to his factory and get a life's supply of chocolate and candy!
Will: (grabbing five golden wrappers and slapping them on random chocolate bars) This is hurting my rep.
Erika: One day, Chuck (scene switches to Chuck, on his school playground) was walking along the playground, very bored.
Chuck: (stating the obvious) I am very bored.
Whitney: So Chuck was looking at the ground, since he was bored. And hungry. And tired. And poor. And bored.
Chuck: Get to the point already! My eyes hurt…
Clair: Then Chuck saw *gasp* a dollar bill on the ground!!!
(Chuck picks up the dollar)
Chuck: (looks around)
Karen: Because Chuck was a nice boy *coughnotcough*, he looked both ways and tried to find the owner of the dollar. But no one seemed to notice that a dollar had fallen into his path.
Chuck: OH YAY-NESS! THIS MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY! ^_^
Erika: Chuck walked to the chocolate stand. There was this ugly fat guy behind the counter.
Ugly Fat Guy Behind The Counter: What can I get for ya, kid?
Chuck: I'd like two bars of chocolate. (eyes become hearts)
Ugly Fat Guy Behind The Counter: here. (hands him two chocolate bars from *gasp* Will Wonka's chocolate factory! Wheeeeee!)
Chuck: (unwraps the first one, then stuffs the chocolate bar in his mouth)
Whitney: Chuck found a normal chocolate bar, but he didn't care. He loved it.
Clair: Then Chuck unwrapped the next one…
(Chuck unwraps the second chocolate bar)
Karen: And it had a GOLDEN WRAPPER! Wow-ee!
Chuck: o_0 (faints)
Erika: And then-
Clair: (interrupting Erika) Chuck was so startled his blood pressure stopped and he froze in the snow (it was winter) The End!
Karen: *blink*
Erika: *blink*
Whitney: *blink*
Karen: Clair… Let Erika go.
Clair: Dang.
Erika: Like I was saying, and then Chuck ran all the way back to his house. He was very happy.
Chuck: I'm very happy!
Whitney: (notices the character's comment for the first time) Stop stating the obvious! (thwaps him with her pillow)
Chuck: X_X
Clair: Anyway, Chuck told his grandfather, mother, and father about the golden wrapper. They were very happy too.
Chuck's parents and grandfather: We're very happy too!
Karen: So then Chuck went to Will Wonka's chocolate factory!
(Chuck packs his things, waves, then continues eating the chocolate bar that had the golden wrapper)
(scene changes. Chuck is at Will Wonka's chocolate factory! Wheeee!)
Will: Hello, Chuck. The other children are here. (points to children that look strangely like Lance, Koga, and Bruno in younger forms, and… Ash…)
Ash: Hullo, Chuck!
Lance: Hi, Chuck.
Koga: Hello!
Bruno: Bonjour!
Chuck: (too stupid to know what bonjour means) You smell like a skunk too.
Bruno: (puzzled)
Will: …Uh… Anyway, come with me, and I will show you my chocolate factory!
Erika: But what they didn't know is that Will Wonka was really an evil genius attempting to take over the entire world!
(Will cackles evilly)
Will: With my hypnotizing chocolate I shall take over the world! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Lance, Chuck, Bruno, Koga, and Ash grab chocolate, and stuff it in their mouths. Immediately they become mindless slaves to Will)
Will: OH YEAH!
Whitney: Unfortunately, Lance, Chuck, Bruno, Koga, and Ash were just children, so they didn't have much potential as Will's troops.
Will: BLAST IT! Oh well… I'll just give my hypnotizing chocolate to everyone else in the world! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Clair: Will beamed up a hypnotic ray into a space station, causing everyone on the globe to become his willing servant!
Will: (does just that) mUaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa! I sHaLl TaKe OvEr ThE wOrLd!
Karen: He then spent the rest of his life eating chocolate and ordering everyone around. The End! ^_^
(scene changes to Clair's bedroom again, where the girls are having their sleepover)
Clair: That was freaky.
Whitney: Come on, let's go to bed.
(They lie down in their sleeping bags)
A/N: I got this idea at school. Kweee!
