(while the girls were having their sleepover, the boys were asleep in their quarters in the Indigo Plateau, where they were SUPPOSED to be. Well… They weren't ALL really asleep…)
Lance: (bursts into Bruno's door, panting, eyes wide) Bruno! Bruno! COME QUICK! It's an emergency!
Bruno: Who what when where why? THE ANSWER IS ELEVEN POINT FIFTY FIVE!
Lance: Wake UP, Bruno!
Bruno: Oh, hey Lance.
Lance: Bruno! HURRY! I NEED HELP HERE!
Bruno: What? Is your Dragonite choking?
Lance: No…
Bruno: Did one of your servants get a paper cut?
Lance: o_0 No…
Bruno: Are you a rabid three-legged monkey who foams at the mouth and flies north to Europe every other summer?
Lance: …….No……. O_O
Bruno: Then, what is it?
Lance: you'll see! COME QUICK! (grabs Bruno by the arm and drags him to Koga's gym)
Bruno: Where are we going?
(Lance opens the door to reveal Koga.)
Bruno: *blink*
Koga: *blink*
Bruno: *blink*
Koga: *blink*
(Long, *blink*y silence)
Lance: Well, Bruno, stop him!
Bruno: What's he doing???
Lance: What's he doing??? What do you mean? HE'S EATING MILANOS!
Bruno: Milano cookies? …..So?
Lance: He won't stop eating them! Sooner or later he is going to explode! I mean, look! He's huge!
Bruno: (takes a second glance. He notices Koga is twice his original height) Does this mean Milanos have special growth-giving abilities?
Lance: Dunno, but stop him before he destroys the Indigo Plateau with his large-ness!
Bruno: Ok! Koga, STOP EATING MILANOS!
Koga: (ignores them and continues eating Milanos)
Lance: Koga, STOP!
Koga: (ignores them and continues eating Milanos)
Bruno: argh! Now we're getting serious! (strangles Koga, who brushes him off, being huge and powerful. Koga is now three-times his original size)
Lance: He's growing rapidly! We have to stop him! (runs into Will's room) WILL!
Will: (groggily) What?
Lance: Koga's growing! He's eating Milanos! Teleport him somewhere!
Will: (half-asleep) Like where?
Lance: I don't know! Outside would be nice!
Will: No… I did my homework… What? Oh no, NOT THE BRINE SHRIMP!
Lance: Uhh… Will? Are you fully awake?
Will: Yes. (stumbles into a wall) Look where you're going, Jason!
Lance: If you want something done right, you've got to do it yourself. (takes a pail of water and dumps it over Will)
Will: (sopping wet a fully awake) WHAT!?!?!?!?
Lance: Teleport Koga somewhere!
Will: …Why?
Lance: He's growing!
Will: ….uh….. ok. (teleports Koga outside)
Lance: (runs outside. Koga is now the size of a jumbo jet) OH NO! BRUNOOOOOO!
Bruno: What?
Lance: Look!
Bruno: Oh my…
(They watch, helplessly. Within an hour, Koga grows over the size of Delaware!)
Lance: Oh no! If he grows even one more inch, we're dead! (they are squished against the last inch of space in northern Kanto. Koga's enormous bulk is about to crush them! How gross)
Lance: Nooooooo…
Koga: (frowns) (turns his bag of Milanos upside-down) OH DARN! I'm out of Milanos! ;_; (he begins to shrink)
(Lance and Bruno faint)
(before even five minutes, Koga is back to his normal size)
Koga: Hi all! Lance? Bruno? What are you doing?
Lance: What were YOU doing? Koga, don't eat too many Milanos!
Koga: But…
Lance: (death-glares Koga)
Koga: Oh, ok.
Lance: Next time, check the bag first. (he picks up the empty bag of milanos and reads the labels) Growing Milanos. Consume at your own risk. Only one at max should be eaten each day. However, it seems to be addictive and once you eat even one bite it becomes impossible to stop until the bag is empty. Price… Eh… $132!!!!!
Koga: (sweatdrops)
Lance: Koga, don't EVER, EVER do that again…
Koga: (nods)
~SOME TIME LATER~
Karen: (walking around in store) Yup, that was a cool sleepover. Let's see… Goldfish… Ah! Check! (grabs bag of goldfish and crosses "Goldfish" off her list) Now let's see… Milanos! (wonders about) Ah! Here they are! ^_^ (grabs bag of Milanos and crosses "Milanos" off her list) Now, where were we…
~SOME TIME LATER~
Karen: (plopping grocery bag down on the floor of her gym) what a nice trip.(reaches for bag of goldfish, hesitates, and grabs Milanos instead) I need something good and filling…
(Karen sits there, grabs a Milano out of the bag, and moves it toward her open mouth. Everything moves in slow motion, and suspenseful music plays in the background)
(suddenly Lance, Bruno, and Will burst into her gym, also running in slow motion)
Lance: Donnn'ttt eeaaat thaaaaaaaattttt!
Karen: (eats the Milano) (looks alarmed) sorry, what did you say? (eats another Milano)
Lance: (to sky) AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Will: We're dead… (teleports Karen outside)
~OUTSIDE~
Karen: Huh? What am I doing out here?
~INSIDE~
Bruno: Come on, I suppose we better try and steal her bag of Milanos so she doesn't get too big.
Will and Lance: Agreed.
(They walk outside, but strangely, Karen is nowhere in sight! Strange…)
Lance: Karen?
Will: Oh Kar-en!
Bruno: Karen!?! Hullo!?!?
(they search everywhere, but find nothing)
Lance: Hmmm… We searched everywhere!
Will: (looks down at the ground) (stares) (blinks)
Lance: What?
Will: (picks up a blade of grass) LOOK AT THIS!!! O_O
Lance: (looks crazily at Will) What on Earth? A blade of grass!?!
Will: Look at it CLOSELY! O_O
Lance: (does this. To his complete shock, he sees the tiny form of Karen sitting on top of the grass, still eating Milanos and becoming smaller each second)
Will: If she gets too small, we won't be able to see her!
Bruno: I'll fix that! (takes out a bug-holding jar) Put her in here! Then she can't wonder off!
Lance: Nah, I don't think so… We just gotta hope she runs out of Milanos soon.
Will: But it took Koga over an hour to finish his!
Lance: Hmmmm… You've got a point. So what do we do?
Bruno: Leave her here, and wait for her to stop shrinking/eating Milanos.
Lance and Will: Sounds good to us.
(they walk off)
~SOME TIME LATER~
Karen: (Sees an ENORMOUS six-legged Monster above her! It's the size of the empire state building! Eeee!) Woah. That is big.
Monster: Meep?
Karen: (reaches in bag of Milanos) Oh dang, I'm all out. (she suddenly starts growing back to her original size)
(after she is done, she kneels down in the grass, and tries to find the monster) …It's an ant. (shrugs, and wonders off to find everyone else)
(AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER EAT TOO MANY MILANOS! BWAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAA! Of course, I'm not implying that you'll shrink/grow… I'm implying that you will get a tremendous stomach ache and have an unnatural fear of ants for the rest of your life. Shortly after the above passage took place, Karen and Koga had the worst stomach aches in history.)
