~SOMEWHERE IN SABRINA'S ROOM~
Sabrina: I'm the better Psychic here!
Mewtwo: No, I! Foolish human, I am the most powerful being of psi powers OF ALL TIME! SO THERE!
Sabrina: Prove it!
Mewtwo: I don't have to, for I AM MEWTWO!
Sabrina: You're so full of yourself, YOU…YOU… FLUFFY KITTY!
Mewtwo: (gasp) HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A FLUFFY KITTY! NOW YOU SHALL PAY!
Sabrina: Ha-ha. You make me laugh.
Mewtwo: We shall see who gets the last laugh, human!
Sabrina: I promised Karen I'd show her some Psi abilities. She's coming over later. Our argument has lasted long enough.
Mewtwo: Sure has. (disappears)
Sabrina: I sure took care of that fluffy kitty… (grins evilly)
Mewtwo: (teleports back in) I AM NOT A FLUFFY KITTY!
Sabrina: YES YOU ARE! MAYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (turns Mewtwo into a doll)
Mewtwo: Wha- (looks at self to find that he is veddy fluffy…) AAAAARRGGH! FOOLISH HUMAN, YOU SHALL PAY!
Sabrina: (snickers) Riiiiight.
(There is a knock on the door)
Sabrina: oh, that must be Karen.. (opens the door)
(Karen enters)
Karen: Hey, Sab! ^_^
Sabrina: Hey, Karrie.
(they high-five each other)
Sabrina: say, why didn't you get Will to teach you instead?
Karen: I prefer someone my own gender. I work better that way.
Sabrina: Ah. So do I. ^_^
Karen: so, Sabrina, first I wanna learn how to Telepor-
Sabrina: Hold on a sec. (slaps self upside the head) I FORGOT! Oh, DANG! I have to go do some work stuff for the league!
Karen: I finished all my work a month ago…
Sabrina: Yes, because you're organized. I am not. Wait here for a while, I'll be right back. (vanishes)
Karen: Well, that was interesting… I wonder what's around in Sabrina's house… (explores. She finds a few spider web covered headless barbies which looked like they had been through serious torture years ago, a fridge filled with ham and cheese sandwhiches [Don't ask], but otherwise nothing of interest… Or at least so she thinks…)
Karen: (notices something) Oh, what a cute doll! ^_^ (picks up the "doll")
Mewtwo: (tiny, squeaky voice) foolish human, release me at once!
Karen: (cannot hear Mewtwo's tiny, nearly mute voice) You're just soooo kawaaiiiiiiii!
Mewtwo: This is almost as bad as what M2 does to me… -_-;; infidel, put me DOWN!
Karen: (still cannot hear Mewtwo) Just what are you, anyway…? (looks closer)
Mewtwo: I am Mewtwo, future ruler of the planet! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! How dare you not know as to who I am!
Karen: Oh, I KNOW! You're a MEW! ^_^
Mewtwo: (calmly) Calling me cute was bad. Calling me "soooo kawaiiiiii" was a little worse. Wondering what I am is inexcusable… (freaks out) BUT CALLING ME A MEW???? THAT IS JUST SO WRONG, MAN! (screams)
Karen: (finally hears a bit of Mewtwo's squeaking) Huh? What was that? …Oh well… Perhaps it was a fly. (sets Mewtwo back down)
Mewtwo: 8-(
Karen: I didn't know Sabrina was into dolls! Hmm… That just seems… wrong.
(Sabrina appears)
Karen: Oh, hi Sabrina! I found this adorable Mew doll you have, and-
Sabrina: That's Mewtwo.
Karen: …Oh.
Mewtwo: (grumble grumble)
Sabrina: (turns Mewtwo back into… well… Mewtwo)
Mewtwo: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (glares at Karen) When I destroy the planet, you shall be the first to go! Feel my wrath, human! Bwahahahahahahahaha! (teleports back to somewhere)
Karen: *blink*
Sabrina: *blink*
Karen: (shaken up) On second thought, perhaps I should get Will to teach me instead…
Sabrina: Oh come on, I don't bite!
Karen: (runs out of Sabrina's house)
Sabrina: Was it something I said?
~MEANWHILE, WELL OKAY MAYBE NOT MEANWHILE BUT A FEW HOURS LATER~
Will: NO, NO, YOU HAVE GOT IT ALL WRONG!
Karen: What???
Will: Ugh… That was the worst Teleport I've ever seen!
Karen: That's probably due to the fact that it was not a teleport.
Will: Exactly!
Karen: Well, I'm still learning here! How long did it take YOU?
Will: I was able to access my powers instantly.
Karen: …Oh.
Will: The best thing you've done all this time is give me a headache! (groans)
Karen: This is just not my day.
Will: When is it ever?
Karen: You aren't helping.
Will: Neither are you!
Karen: So what?
Will: You started it!
Karen: You're supposed to be teaching me here, Psyboy!
Will: Who says, Darkhead?
Karen: Why you-
(they get into a fight)
~SOME TIME LATER~
Karen: (nursing her arm) This is going to be harder than I thought… (hears Will and Lance talking in the other room)
~THE OTHER ROOM~
Lance: You got beat up by a GIRL?????
Will: (that whiny voice that we're all familiar with. I whine all the time ^_^)What was I supposed to do???
Lance: Beat HER up!
Will: The author would hurt me!!!
Lance: Even if you didn't win she'd still hurt you!
Will: Yeah, so-
Lance: Take my advice and don't offer free psychic learning lessons to people anymore.
Will: (grumbles)
~THE ROOM KAREN IS IN~
Karen: (snickers) Hehehe… I love driving people insane. (wonders off) I NEED TO LEARN THESE ABILITIES! Let's see… (snaps her fingers) OH YEAH! How about that Mewtwo guy Sabrina was talking to (sweatdrops) earlier? He's Psychic! (very happy) (runs to the Unknown Dungeon)
~THE UNKNOWN DUNGEON~
Karen: Please?
Mewtwo: No. Pathetic human.
Karen: Pleeeeaaaaseee? (big puppy dog eyes)
Mewtwo: Ugh. NO!
Karen: Rats.
Mewtwo: Now go away.
Karen: NO!
Mewtwo: I SAID GO AWAY!
Karen: Who CAN teach me Psi abilities, then?
Mewtwo: GO AWAY!!!!! (sends a Shadow Ball at her)
Karen: OWWWCCCHIIEEEE! OH MAN, THAT HURTIES!!! (runs out of Unknown Dungeon)
Mewtwo: he, he, he. That was actually mildly entertaining. What're YOU looking at? (beats the crap out of a nearby Magikarp out of pure boredom)
~OUTSIDE~
Karen: Poor me. In one day, all the beatings… I don't deserve this.
(some Psychic dude walks by. Karen can tell he's psychic because a Pokeball is somehow floating in front of him)
Karen: HEY! PSYGUY!
Psychic Dude: Yuh?
Karen: Can you teach me Psychic abilities?
Psychic dude: (closes eyes, concentrates, and opens eyes) You don't seem to have been born with those powers. Therefore you can't learn them. Sorry! (walks off)
Karen: *blink* *blink* *blink* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I got freaked out, beaten up, and hit by a Shadow Ball for NOTHING! This is abuse! (storms away) I need to hurt something…
A/N: I was idea-less. Don't hurt me if that was weird. And please don't mind the slight Karen-bashing… It was unavoidable. Well okay, maybe not, but I need a decent excuse.
