A/N: This chapter is disturbing. Not much, but more than usual. Be warned…

(It is a very lazy day, and the elite four have nothing to do. So we see them lying around, blinking at the ceiling and occasionally saying "hey there" to each other for no apparent reason)

Koga: blah… (sits upright in his chair) Come on, who wants to do somethin' FUN???

Will, Bruno, Karen, and Lance: (unenthusiastic, flat responses)

Koga: (groan) Come on guys…

Lance: (humming the entire 2BA Master CD)

Bruno: (scratching his… places)

Will: (is asleep. Sleep-talking) I wanna sleep in… History class doesn't start for another fifteen minutes…

Karen: (stares blankly at ceiling)

Lance: (stops humming and looks over at Will) What on Earth is he talking about?

All but Will and Lance: (mixed phrases of "I don't know")

Will: (still asleep) (points finger accusingly at the lamp) You stole my homework, Ross! Now give it back!

All but Will: o_0

Lance: (shakes Will) Oh Willllll-

Will: (snaps awake) EYAAAAAAAAAH! THE ANSWER IS NEGATIVE ELEVEN!

Lance: No Will…

Will: (looks both ways) (looks very relieved) Thank goodness… oh thank heaven… (pants) That was terrible…

Karen: what DO you dream about, anyway?

Will: (pant) Schooooool… (falls over)

Lance: But Will, you don't GO to school anymore, you're insert Will's age here (A/N: I don't know how old Will is. How would I?)

Will: (glare at Lance) I know that! But I still have nightmares about seventh grade… (shudder)

Koga: Why seventh grade?

Bruno: (still scratching)

Will: Because… (thinks it over) I don't really want to talk about it…

Koga: Ah.

Lance: Tell us!

Karen: Did you have a mean teacher?

Lance: (snicker) A girlfriend who dumped you?

Koga: Did you fail and be held back?

Will: (glare at them all) NO! I SAID I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!!!!

Lance: Sheesh.

Bruno: Oooh… oooh… (is still scratching)

Lance: (notices what and where Bruno is scratching for the first time) Eeew. Please stop that, Bruno!

Bruno: BUT IT ITCHES!!!

Lance: Too bad!

Bruno: (scratches vigorously)

All but Bruno: STOP THAT!!!! (take chairs and smash them on his head)

Bruno: X_X

Lance: Now that that's taken care of… (stares at Bruno blankly)

Bruno: (scratching in his unconsciousness)

Will: Lemme take care of this. (snaps his fingers, and Bruno vanishes)

Karen: Where'd ya send him?

Will: (casually) Oh, I sent him to… a place.

Karen: Where?

Will: Oh… just somewhere.

Lance: Ok.

~AT THIS SO CALLED PLACE~

Bruno: Owww… Hey, I don't itch anymore! (looks around. He is in…)

Bruno: (looks both ways, then clamps a hand over his mouth. We hear a muffled scream)

(Bruno runs into the bathroom. He was teleported into the one place Bruno hates more than itching, well not really ONE place, but a type of place: A clothes store. A gap, to be exact.)

Bruno: GAAAH! NO! NOT… CLOTHES!!! (runs all the way back to the Indigo Plateau)

Lance: (puzzled) How did you get back here so fast?

Bruno: Will…sent…me…to…THE GAP! GAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! (cries)

Karen: (sigh) You know Bruno, you really NEED to go in a clothes store anyway… I mean look, you're wearing practically nothing.

Bruno: (points to his wierdo pants) I AM A FIGHTER PERSON! People who work out to build their muscles in gym like ME, or Chuck, need to WEAR NO SHIRTS!

Karen: (sniffs the air, then gags) Oh, SICK! Bruno, you need to take a shower.

Bruno: (cringe) Yes, I know that.

Lance: (sniffs) X_X Oh, disgusting! Bruno, you either take a shower NOW, or avoid being near us.

Bruno: NO! I hate showers! I'll just try to avoid you, so I won't annoy you with the… smell… (wanders off)

Will: (takes out an oxygen mask) Something tells me I'm gonna need this.

Karen: Say, can we-

Will: (hands everyone else identical oxygen masks) Here. You're gonna need 'em too.

All: (puts them on)

Bruno: (walks back in) oh, hi guys. (sees them wearing the oxygen masks) Uh… Hi guys. Nice… thingies. (walks out again) What a bunch of wierdos. It must be the latest style, or something.

~SOME TIME LATER~

Lance: (suddenly turns pale and immediately snatches his oxygen mask off) gah! I ran out of air!

Will: These things never run out of air… They're just broken, or something. (Takes out some thingamajig that measures the cleanliness of the air)

Thingamajig: (meter goes off the scale to indicate that the air is intoxicated with something very smelly)

Will: (takes another whiff of the air) Oh god. I think perhaps the stench was so bad that it actually somehow destroyed our oxygen masks…

Karen: (nearly faints from the smell) BRUNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Bruno: (hears Karen shouting his name) I think I'm in trouble…

(Lance barges in the room that Bruno is in)

Lance: Bru- uhhhh… (faints from the horrible stench)

Bruno: Lance? …Uh… Lance? (pokes him)

Lance: X_X

(Koga walks in, and the same thing happens to him.)

Will: (walks in) (faints immediately)

(now only Karen remains! Bwa!)

Karen: I'm not even going in there… Oh, I've got to. One… Two… three… (holds her breath) I'm going in! (barges in)

Bruno: hi Karen. What brings you here?

Karen: (death glaring Bruno) TAKE A SHOWER RIGHT NOW!

Bruno: Make me!

Karen: What, are you nuts? You're going to KILL someone if this keeps up!

Bruno: …

Karen: NOW!

Bruno: NO!

Karen: I can see you need further convincing… (snaps her fingers) Oh, I have got just the thing! (gets an exceedingly evil grin) I have my secret weapon with me…

Bruno: What is it? Wait… It's not… THE secret weapon, is it?

Karen: 8-) (nods)

Bruno: Y-y-you wouldn't! No… Well… AAAAAAAHHH!!! (runs into his bathroom and slams the door)

Karen: Works every time! ^_^ (takes out an air purifier)

(What is Karen's secret weapon??? To this day, no one knows.)

A/N: Was that disturbing, or what? I was bored… Yeah, you can probably see that much.