~That night~
Will: Noooo…. Not… That…. (pants) (wakes up) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! (looks around) It was just another nightmare… (lies in bed, staring at the ceiling)
~FLASHBACK~
(scene: Will's 4th grade classroom. Duh, Will is about 20 years younger or so. He is talking with his best friend… umm… Vincent. Cuz I said so, that's why)
Will: So, when is our quiz?
Vincent: You mean our Math Quiz?
Will: Yup.
Vincent: It's today.
Will: Ah. (sits back in his chair. Suddenly his eyes get wide) Wha-? TODAY!?!?!
Vincent: Didn't you study?
Will: …No. Oh well, I'm Psychic, it doesn't really matter…
Teacher: Hello, class! First you're going to take your quiz on unit 12B.
Will: Meh…
Vincent: (elbows him in the side)
Teacher: (hands out quizzes)
Will: (reads quiz)
QUIZ 12B
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BEWARE OF US EVIL MUTANT KANGAROOS! WE WILL BEAM UP YOUR INFERIOR TECHNOLOGY AND TAKE OVER YOUR ENTIRE PLANET!
~General Robijke D. Kangouruu
Will: O.O;;
Vincent: Eh?
Will: (points to quiz)
Vincent: O.O;;
(suddenly large, furry mammals pop in the room. They are wearing astronaut outfits with hats shaped like the devil's horns [weird] and hopping about, grabbing the students and cramming them out the door)
Will: Yipes! It's the attack of the Kangaroos!
Kangaroo1: Mua! We shall take over da world! Watch as we capture your government! (stuffs kids out the door still)
Will: (thinking) They think our classroom is full of world leaders!??!? That's insane.
Kangaroo2: You mean these are only students?
Will: You can read minds?
Kangaroo1: Yes, foolish human. Come on, fellow kangaroos, we must hunt down the real human leaders and destroy this planet!
Will: How stupid.
Kangaroo3: You're just jealous you didn't think of it sooner!
(all three Kangaroos stick their tongues out at Will)
Will: -_-;;
Vincent: This is insane!
Kangaroos 1, 2, and 3: Ta-ta. (they hop away)
Will: ….
Vincent: …
Everyone else: ….
Will: hey, can we have our REAL quiz now?
~END FLASHBACK~
Will: That was just so creepy… And then, of course, there was seventh grade… (shudders)
~FLASHBACK~
(scene: Will's seventh grade Math class. Duh, he's about 3 years older than he was in the fourth grade scene)
Will: Yess… They know that already.
(Shut up!)
Will: Make me!
(Grrrr! Okay, now on with it…)
Will: (dawdling)
(ON WITH IT I SAY! DO YOU WANT YOUR PAY CHECK OR NOT???)
Will: Meep.
(Please excuse the slight… err… interruption)
Will: It's the middle of the school year, and we haven't had one single test. This is too weird.
Vincent: (sitting next to him) Yah. (checks watch) Lunch is in fifteen minutes. God, I'm starving…
(an army of kangaroos burst into the classroom)
Everyone: …?
Will and Vincent: YIPES! IT'S THE EVIL MUTANT KANGAROOS THAT WANT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Kangaroo1: Ah, humans, we meet again.
Vincent: Meep.
Kangaroo3: Something happened to our ship about three years ago and we were stranded on a planet you call "Pluto". However, our mothership, The Great Kangaroo, arrived here from the Z-zone and returned us to our mission to conquer your planet!
Kangaroo2: What he said.
Kangaroos 1, 2, and 3: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Will: And your point is…?
Kangaroos: SILENCE, PATHETIC HUMAN! NOW HAND OVER THE SACRED PENCIL!
Will: eh?
Kangaroos: That's right, the orange stick of wood in your hand! HAND IT OVER!
Will: My… pencil?
Kangaroos: YES! GIVE IT RIGHT NOW!
Will: Why do you need it?
Kangaroo1: That pencil contains our essence of life! If anything happens to it, we kangaroos will lose our mutant-ness and become ordinary kangaroos!
Kangaroo3: However, there is a terrible curse. Anyone who breaks the pencil will be forced to have nightmares about it for the rest of their miserable lives!
Kangaroo2: AAAAAAH! YOU IDIOTS! YOU JUST TOLD THE KID HOW TO GET RID OF US!
Kangaroos 1 and 3: (blink) we did?
Kangaroo2: AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!! (claws at head) I might as well go kill myself!
Kangaroos 1 and 3: Be our guest.
Kangaroo2: (jumps out the window)
Kangaroos 1 and 3: …..
Will: (takes the pencil and slowwwwwwwly begins to bend it in half…)
Kangaroos 1 and 3: (notice) GAAAAH! WAIT FOR US! (run after Kangaroo 2)
Will: (still bending pencil)
…
…
…
SNAP.
(a beam of light comes from the remnants of the pencil and surround the Kangaroos and Will)
Will: (after light clears) Ehe. That wasn't so bad.
Vincent: ………….Hooray! THE EVIL KANGAROOS ARE GONE!
All: THE EARTH IS SAVED! (parties)
Vincent: When's lunch? I'm hungry.
Lunch bell: BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGG…
~END FLASHBACK~
Will: (wipes bead of sweat off forehead) I still have nightmares about that… It's just not fair! How many people are forced to dream about evil kangaroos each night? (grumbles and falls asleep again)
A/N: Short, I know. I was out of ideas. ^_^;; If you haven't noticed from Chapters 16 and 17, I'm making 5 chapters staring the E4 and the champion. Lance is next. Kweeee! This is Will's chapter (duh). Koga's will be last. Hehehehe! If you don't get the chapter to the title, "Elementary" is meant like Elementary school, and everything else is self-explanitory. I made a joke out of the "Elementary, my dear Watson" Sherlock always says or something like that. I'm running out of ideas.
