(in the morning)
Koga: HOLY VENOMOTH!
Will: What?
Koga: (points to the screen on Neopets)
Will: (reading a random event) You have just found a whole den of Krawk petpets in the cliff. Hastily you pick them all up.
Koga: (faints)
Will: That's just… wrong.
Koga: (wakes up) The chances of getting that random event are 1/933,398,392,503,302,406,102,399!!!!!!
Will: How on Earth did you remember that long number?
Koga: …No clue. Maybe cuz the fic said so.
Will: That would make sense.
Koga: (nods)
Will: Say, do you hear something?
Koga: It sounds like the others are it again.
Will and Koga: (listen)
~THE OTHER ROOM~
Lance: I wanna play Battleship! (holds up a game of battleship)
Karen: Well, I want to play Umbreon Battlezone! (points to a Nintendo game with Umbreons on the cartridge) (A/N: I just made that up… I needed something Karen would REALLY REALLY like)
Bruno: Well too bad, because we are GOING to play Hearts! (holds up a deck of cards) (notices Karen and Lance are giving him death glares) Meep.
Lance: BATTLESHIP!
Karen: NINTENDO!
Bruno: HEARTS!
(all three get into a fight)
(Will and Koga enter)
Will: Can't we all just get along?
Koga: Guys?
(the dust cloud fades to show Karen twisting Bruno's leg around Lance's neck, Lance biting Bruno's arm, and Bruno punching Lance's back)
Will and Koga: O.O;; (they drag Karen, Lance, and Bruno to opposite sides of the room)
Koga: Behave!
Lance: make us!
Will: (eyes glow blue)
Lance: (begins to glow blue also) I…shall…obey…Master…Will…
Will: Muahahahahaha. He said, "make us", so that's just what I did.
Everyone but Will and Lance: o_o;;
Koga: A-anyway… what were you guys fighting about, anyway?
Karen: Which game we were going to play. Honestly, I don't care anymore…
(Will stops controlling Lance)
Lance: Oi… (glares at Will)
Will: (glares back)
Koga: Okk… Anyway, let's do something now!
Bruno: Like what?
Koga: Well, I was thinking along the lines of going to (pulls out brochure) Silver Cave Resorts!
Will: Doesn't that sound kind of familiar…
Bruno: What do you mean?
Will: …Never mind…
(Within a few minutes, the elites are at SCR due to Will's teleporting. Since Will teleported them inside the utility, they don't need to pay the 50 buck fee as long as they aren't caught)
Koga: Goodie! What do we do now?
Lance: Hey guys, aren't those legendary Pokemon? (points)
Bruno: eh?
(they see Suicune, Raikou, and Entei walking around the place)
Will: Karen and I saw those guys when we were at that park in chapters 3 and 4.
Lance: Oh, ok.
Bruno: come on, let's keep going.
(they come across a pool)
Koga: Oh goodie! A pool! ^_^ (he jumps in)
Bruno: KOGA! You still have your normal clothes on! (points)
Koga: So? I don't like my bathing suit! (swims around)
Will: ….That's just wrong.
Lance: Who cares? (lies down on a beach chair)
Bruno: (jumps into the kiddie pool) (talks to a wooden statue near the pool) Lookit me, mommy! I can swim!
(Will and Karen stare at each other)
Will: This is just too weird.
Karen: No kidding.
Lance: Why don't you two shut up and go in the pool or something?
Will: No way… (pulls up a chair and takes out a Game Boy)
Karen: What do I do? (pouts) I want to lie down in one of those beach chairs you can lie down in… (looks around) (pouts) Lance got the last one… (stops pouting and starts pondering)
Lance: (beginning to sweat) W-what?
Karen: (sweetly) Oh Laaaaance…
Lance: No.
Karen: Please?
Lance: MINE. (huggles his beach chair protectively)
Karen: (feels a tantrum coming on) LANCE!
Lance: But it's myyyyyyyy chair! Not yours! I got it first! Get your own!
Karen: There's none left!
Lance: miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnneeeeee…….
Will: (looks up from his game) For goodness sake's, will you two shut up?!?!? (goes back to his game)
(Karen and Lance stare at each other)
Karen: GIMME!
Lance: MINE!
Will: (getting annoyed) I asked if you would please stop…
Karen: No you didn't! You told us to shut up!
Will: (reaching the end of his limit) I'm warning you…
Lance: MAKE US, PSYBOY! (sticks his tongue out at him)
(everyone gasps)
Will: OKAY, THAT'S IT, I WARNED YOU NOT TO MAKE ME MAD, BUT CAN YOU TAKE A HINT? (teleports Lance to France)
Karen: Yay-ness! ^_^ (reclines in the chair)
Will: Maybe now I'll get some peace and quiet… (grumbles)
~IN FRANCE~
Lance: Where am I???? (looks around) It's very strange here…
French guy: Bonjour, Miseur!
Lance: huh? (looks both ways) Who what when where why WHAT???
French guy: (looks at Lance, puzzled)
Lance: (looks at French guy, also puzzled)
French guy: *blink*
Lance: *blink*
French guy: *blink*
Lance: *blink* I'm getting out of here… (runs) (stops) On second thought… I'm hungry. (walks into a nearby shop)
~INSIDE THE SHOP~
Lance: (looks behind the counter) There's nothing but bread!!! What on Earth? Bread shaped like the MOON? What will they think of next? (glares at the croissant, blaming it for all of his troubles) YOU STUPID BREADD!!!!!!
(everyone in the store stares at Lance)
Lance: (blushes) ehehehehe… I'll be going now… (waves)
~BACK AT THE POOL~
Will: (shouts a bunch of stuff not rated PG)
Karen: Geez! What is it?
Will: (eyes get wide) I…just…encountered…a…shiny…Raikou… I had Master Ball… But my *BLEEP*ing box was full!!!! WAAAAAAAAA! (cries)
Karen: O.o
Will: ;_; Nooooooooooooo…
Karen: Poor you. (shrugs and continues relaxing in her ill-gotten chair)
Bruno: HELP! I CAN'T SWIM! I'M DROWNING!!!!
(everyone looks at Bruno. Bruno is somehow floating in extremely shallow water and flailing his arms about wildly)
Will: GOD! Bruno, just STAND UP!
(Bruno stands up)
Bruno: (blushes furiously) …I knew that…
Everyone else: Suuuuuuuureeee…
Will: o_0 (stares at his game)
Karen: What?
Will: I just encountered shiny Raikou again…
Karen: …That's just wrong.
Will: and my box is empty! ^_^
Karen: Good.
Will: Ok… catching it…
Karen: That's goo-
Will: WHAT THE… O_O
Karen: What?
Will: The…the…BATTERIES WENT OUT!!!!!!!!!!! (breaks down crying) AND I DIDN'T SAVE IT!!!!!!!!!
Karen: O.o
Will: X_X
Karen: o_0
~MEANWHILE~
Lance: I'd like to go to Silver Cave Resorts, please!
Person: Ok. Board Pidgeot #45a.
Lance: THANKS! (goes to Pidgeot)
(the pidgeot flies him to Silver Cave Resorts)
Lance: THANKS! (runs in)
Person behind desk: Excuse me sir, you need to pay to get in.
Lance: !?!!?!?!?!?!
Person behind desk: What?
Lance: My friends are here with me, let me in!
Person behind desk: (eyeing Lance suspiciously) I never saw you come in here before…
Lance: Uh-oh.
Person behind desk: (into speaker) We have imposters at 12:00! Get Security down here!
Lance: Meep. RUN FOR IT, ELITES!
~THE POOL~
Will: Uh-oh.
Karen: We had better get outta here.
Bruno: Come on, Will!
Will: ok, ok… (teleports them all [that includes Lance, believe it or not] back to the Indigo Plateau)
~Indigo Plateau~
Will: That was SUCH a brilliant idea, Koga… uh… NOT.
Koga: I would've paid, but you didn't teleport to the correct area.
Karen: …Meanies…
Lance: You…you…took my chair… (cries) ;_;
Will: Eeeeh, shut up.
A/N: That was longer than normal. And sonicrazy/anyone else who wonders why I don't add more of the main characters: This fic is DEDICATED (!!!!) to the elites, which don't get enough fame. Know how many thousand fics are pure Ash-based? Bor-ing. However, in future chapters I will try to include more of the mains. For now, review! =^-^=
