Lance: (walks in) Hullo, Elites! ^_^

Karen: (glare)

Bruno: (stare at ceiling)

Koga: (watch video)

Will: Yo.

Lance: -_-;; Say, Koga, what're you watching?

Koga: A Yoga video!

Lance: Can you do any Yoga?

Koga: Mmm-hmmm! Watch me! (begins doing many complex twists and such)

Lance: O.O;;

Everyone else: O.O

Koga: (grumbling) Stupid author… Why does YOGA out of all things rhyme with KOGA…

(Hey! This is YOUR chapter, you know?)

Lance: MY chapter involved me being sent to France (??)

Will: Mine was about evil kangaroos threatening to take over the world.

Karen: Mine was about being beaten up for wanting to be Psychic ;_;

Bruno: Mine was… worse than all of yours put together…

Will: Can't argue with you there.

Karen: Nah, I think mine was worse…

Bruno: MINE!

Karen: No, MINE!

Bruno: MINE!

Karen: No, MINE!

Bruno: MIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE…

(they get into a fight)

Will: (flatly) (To Lance) Who do you think's gonna win?

Lance: A draw. (smirks) Then they'll both be beaten!

Will: ooookkkaaayyyy…

Lance: Why? Who are you rooting for?

Will: An earthquake.

Lance: o_0 oh, okay…

(suddenly an earthquake strikes! GASP!)

Will: Yay!

Lance: o_0

Koga: (still doing yoga) Aaaaaaaahhhhh! (slams into a wall)

Karen: X_X

Bruno: X_X

Lance: Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa… (is struggling to keep his balance on shifting plates of the floor underneath him)

Will: (psychically floating above the ground) (eating popcorn)

Lance: You meanie!

Will: ^_^

Lance: ;_;

(the earthquake settles)

Will: Okies. (floats back down)

Lance: ...Meanie.

Koga: (suddenly stands up) LISTEN, ELITES!

Lance: And me!

Koga: AND LANCE, TOO! LISTEN UP! I SHALL TEACH YOU ALL TO DO YOGA!

Will: Ummm… no thanks.

Bruno: It's bad for my arms.

Karen: I took a vow never to do anything that would make me look stupid.

Lance: I just don't want to.

Koga: WELL YOU SHALL! AND I SHALL MAKE YOU! (brandishes… Lance's old forgotten rod of Cheese! AAAAAAAAH!!!)

Lance: (gasp) Where did you get my rod of cheese!?!?

Koga: I STOLE it! ^_^ MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

Lance: ;_; You meanie! Give it back!

Koga: Well, if you'll remember correctly, in chapter 8 you dropped your cheese rod on the floor when you ran away from us.

Lance: yes, yes…

Koga: We destroyed it! But after the others left, I came back and FIXED it!

Lance: Oh, brother…

Koga: AND NOW YOU SHALL ALL LEARN TO DO YOGA! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (waves the cheese rod at everyone else)

Will: AAAAH! NO! MUST… AVOID… CHEESE…. (teleports off)

Lance: AIYEEEEE! (runs out the door)

Bruno: (stands there stupidly)

Karen: (faints)

Koga: (waves cheese rod at Karen and Bruno)

……………………..

(nothing happens)

Koga: WHAT? Come on, OBEY me! (waves it at them)

Bruno: (stands there stupidly)

Karen: (still fainted) X_X

Koga: GRRRRRRRR! (waves it again.)

(nothing still happens)

Koga: What is going on???

(Will and Lance peek their heads in)

Will: Why isn't it working?

Lance: o_0

Koga: …… S-silence, foolish… m-mortals… you shall o-o-o-o-obey the power of ch-ch-cheese… (trembles) (waves the cheese rod)

Lance: Koga, you're doing it wro-

(Will stomps on Lance's foot HARD)

Lance: I-I mean, uh, keep going, I don't know what's wrong with it… ^_^;;

Koga: (looks suspicious) Hmmm…. Let's see… when YOU wanted to control people using the cheese rod, you AIMED it at them, not WAVED… (aims Cheese rod at Karen) Do jumping jacks!

(Karen stands up)

(Karen does jumping jacks)

Lance and Will: O.O

Koga: Stop staring! (aims it at Lance & Will) SING A SONG ABOUT PENGUINS!

Lance and Will: (singing) Penguins, penguins, penguins. Oh, how we worship the penguins… They cannot fly but they can swim…

Bruno: !!!!!!!!! (stares at them)

Koga: Now, for you, Brunnnoooo… (grins demonically)

Bruno: PLEASE, SPARE ME!

Koga: (aims his cheese rod at Bruno) KISS A CACTUS! MUAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Lance and Will: (still singing) Krill, krill, krill, krill! Penguins, penguins, penguins…

Bruno: NOOOO! NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT… (he goes into control of the cheese rod) (walks over slowwwwwly to the cactus)

(Bruno is one inch away from the cactus… [suspenseful music plays])

Lance and Will: (still singing) They're big, they're tall, they're black and white! Oh those penguins, penguins, penguins…

Koga: They sing REALLY bad…

Karen: Yeah, no kidding.

Koga: Oh, Karen… Finished doing jumping jacks, I see? 8-)

Karen: Uhh… hey wait a minute… DON'T CONTROL MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Bruno: AUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHH!!!! (runs around the room) OW! OW! OW! OW!

Karen: *blink* What's with him?

Koga: *blink* I made him kiss a cactus…

Karen: o_0

Bruno: AUUUUUUUGHHHHHHH!!! OWWWIEEEESSS!!!

Koga: Wait a second… I haven't taught everyone Yoga yet!

Lance: (snaps out of the song trance) Wait a sec! I don't wanna learn Yoga!

(something apparently went wrong with Will, because instead of singing about penguins, he's singing about blue pencils)

Lance: AUGH! WILL, SHUT UP! (thwacks him with a nearby stick)

Will: Ow X_X

Koga: (realizes what the stick was) LANCE! YOU JUST BROKE THE CHEESE ROD! THAT WASN'T A STICK! ;_;

Lance: (notices) Oops.

All: YAY! NOW WE DON'T HAVE TO DO YOGA!

Koga: Darn…

A/N: I am never writing this early again… O_O Apparently one of my "fics" got deleted and now my account may be banned if it ever happens again. I is scared *trembles* Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to rant about Neopets… -_-

Oh yeah, and I don't own anything but the song that Lance and Will sang. And I DON'T WANT TO OWN IT, YOU HEAR??? Ugh… That was bad…