[plug] Eskimo Jolteon Episode 38[/plug] hehehehehe…

(Today, as USUAL, the e4 are doing _NOTHING_. )

Karen: I'm bored.

Bruno: I'm very bored.

Koga: I'm incredibly bored.

Will: I'm exceedingly bored.

(all four stare into outer space)

Karen: Hey guys, wanna throw red cabbages at Mickey Mouse's pajamas?

Bruno: Wanna stare at the ice cream man and dance in the bread pudding?

Koga: Wanna draw socks and fly to Nebraska for the Thanksgiving holidays?

Will: Nah, I'd rather-

(Lance enters, holding pogo sticks)

E4: o_0

Lance: Hi all! I thought we'd go bunji jumping!

Will: …You spelled it wrong.

Lance: (annoyed) Well TCL doesn't know how to spell "bunji", okay?

Will: Then just use… Pogo sticking, or something!

Lance: …I guess.

(so the elite four and Lance of course are going pogo sticking… that doesn't sound right…)

Will: ARGH! (flails arms about madly) Just use… ummm…

(Wait! I've got it!)

Lance: (pogo sticks disappear from hands, and are replaced by mountain climbing tools) I guess we're going mountain climbing…

Bruno: I'm too heavy for pogo sticks anyways.

(and so the Elite and Lance are going MOUNTAIN CLIMBING. Wow! I can spell it! Go me!)

(scene: The grand canyon. Will 'ported 'em there.

Will: (staring at the canyon) Biiiig.

Karen: Come on, we had better get started.

Koga: Yep. (pulls out a rope)

Lance: NO! NO! We can't all split up! Let's go in partners! (pauses and says very quickly) And I WANT A PARTNER! (glares at chapter 3)

Will: …Fine. Who do you want your partner to be?

Lance: (suddenly points finger at Will menacingly) NOT YOU, because I don't like you!

Will: oookay…

Lance: (suddenly points finger at Koga menacingly) NOT YOU, because… I don't like you either!

Koga: : ( (cries)

Lance: (suddenly points finger at Bruno menacingly) NOT YOU, because… I don't like you either!

Bruno: Yay! (sucks thumb)

Lance: And YOU… (suddenly points finger at Karen menacingly) NOT YOU, because… I don't like YOU either!

Karen: …uhh… then who is going to be your partner?

Lance: That's why I'm going by myself! Why did you guys force me to get a partner? Sheesh, some people… (Walks off)

Elite Four: …o_0

Will: That… was weird.

Koga: I'm sick of being with Bruno. Can I be with someone smarter?

Will: Be my guest.

Koga: Really? Thanks! Ok, Will's my partner!

Karen: noooooooo… (faints) (wakes up, screaming) NOW I'M WITH BRUNO!

Bruno: (still sucking his thumb)

Karen: (crying) Nooo… The stupidity… It's getting to me… I have a terrible headache… (holds head)

Koga: …Come on Will, let's go…

Will: Sure. (Koga and Will disappear)

Bruno: (singing) Let us go to Lollipop land, Lollipop land, Lollipop land…

Karen: (still in grief and mental agony)

(scene: …Wherever the heck Will and Koga are)

Will: (already at the top) Koga, hurry up!

Koga: It's not fair! You cheated and teleported to the top!

Will: (shrugging) It's not my fault I'm Psychic!

Koga: (pouts) (continues climbing)

(suddenly a strange, unknown beeping sound comes from nowhere…)

Koga: Will… what's that…

Will: Hmmm? Oh, my cell phone. (picks it up)

Koga: o_0

Will: (talking) Uh-huh, this is Wi- EH? WHA? NOOOOOOOOOOOO… (faints)

Koga: O_O

(scene: Wherever Bruno and Karen are)

Karen: (pounding her fist on the floor) Even Koga would've been better… Out of all the people in the plateau, and I get stuck with BRUNO! After being with him in chapters 9 and 10, I know what to expect! Why… Why… Anyone but Bruno…

Bruno: (extending his arms to the clouds) I love you… You love me… We're a happy family…

(scene: wherever Lance is)

Lance: (climbing stealthily) at this rate, I'll be to the top before everyone els- (sees a X_X Will at the top) …

(Lance gets to the top)

Lance: (staring at the fainted Will) …Will?

Will: X_X

Lance: What is it? (picks up cell phone) Hello? No, this is Lance, Will fainte- WHAT???? NO… You're KIDDING ME! No? Well… AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! (faints)

~MEANWHILE~

Karen: I don't deserve this… (sobs)

Bruno: Do you know, the muffin man? The muffin man, the muffin man…

~MEANWHILE~

Koga: (still climbing) I'm…almost… there…

(a nearby gust of wind, unfortunately, knocks Koga off of his hard-earned spot, and blows him all the way back to the Indigo Plateau)

Koga: (looking around) Hmm… There's something different about this place… (pauses, and eyes get wide) No… It can't be… Aaaaaaaaahhhh!!!

(Koga looks around the room. Everywhere, climbing on the walls, scurrying under the doors, and covering the entire floor are…)

Koga: FLUFFY PINK BUNNIES! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE… (faints)

~MEANWHILE~

Karen: (suddenly stops crying at looks at the top of the mountain) hey, it looks like Will and Lance. What happened to them?

Bruno: (still singing) Anytime, anyplace, and any day… We can do it together if that's where we stay… Him and her, me and you, it's amazing what love can do!

Karen: (takes out earplugs) I'll need these. (puts them on)

(Karen begins to climb the mountain. Miraculously, she gets there faster than Will and Lance combined, which is kind of impossible since Will teleported but oh well)

Karen: Lance? Will? What on-

(suddenly Koga zooms by, being chased by pink bunnies)

Karen: …?!?!?

Koga: (climbs up the mountain even faster than Karen) HELP ME! THE FLUFFY PINK BUNNIES ARE ATTACKING!!! (cries)

Karen: Eh? (a fluffy pink bunny leaps in her arms and looks up at her with big blue eyes…) OOOH! IT'S SO KYOOOT! (huggles pink bunny to near-death)

Pink Bunny: (squashed) Meeeeep! (dashes off)

Karen: (chases after pink bunny) NO! I'M NOT GONNA HURT YOU! COME BACK HERE, YOU CUTE THING YOU!!!

Pink Bunny: (to other pink bunnies) Let us flee! This rabid human is attacking us!

Pink Bunnies: MEEEEEEEP! (run away from Karen)

Karen: Come back here! PLEAAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEEE…

(screen fades out)