Asuka02RedEva

Serenitymoon@lycos.com

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi Oh! Or any of the characters used in this fic.

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Yami and Kaiba both sighed as they watched the crazy swarm of girls, priests, their former selves, and one pissed off Pharaoh come flying out of the palace entrance.

Yami snickered quietly, shaking his head. Kaiba, however, had heard him and arched an eyebrow.

"You find this amusing?" he asked Yami.

"Well, Kaiba," he began, a smirk breaking through, "for once you cannot blame this on me."

Kaiba sweatdropped and crossed his arms over his chest.

"...However, I am sure you will think of some way to blame me..."

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Later that night after the culprits had been apprehended...

"Seto, tell me again why exactly we were sent to the tombs for the entire night," began the little prince, obviously not impressed.

"...Well, the priests and your father were trying to make it so you would have to marry one of the...girls..." he managed to say, twiddling his thumbs nervously.

Both sighed sitting in the dark of the tomb...

The prince smirked as an evil thought popped into his mind...

"...Seto..."

"Yes?"

"I hope that you are aware of the fact that sixteen generations of Pharaoh's are buried in these very walls."

Seto rolled his eyes, any two year old knew that.

"...But did you know that their spirits are restless?"

"Restless?" asked Seto, moving closer to his young friend.

"Mmmm...hmmmm..." began the prince, "you see, Seto...every time a full moon appears, the Pharaoh's of the past seek revenge..." his voice was low and eerie.

The moon's light seeped in through a small crack...

Seto sweatdropped, "What do the Pharaoh's want revenge for?" he asked leaning closer.

"...Well...they want revenge for not getting enough presents on their birthdays!"

Seto fell over backwards, while the would be Pharaoh snickered quietly. Seto sat up quickly, his hat falling over his eyes.

"That was NOT funny! I believed that the Pharaoh's---"

"Seto," whispered the prince, "the real reason why the Pharaoh's want their revenge is because people have forgotten them and their great deeds..."

Seto's eyes widened, "What will they do?"

"...On a night like tonight..." he trailed off, smirking.

"Yes?!" he asked, gulping.

"The Pharaoh's look for innocent mortals..."

"...And?" Seto whispered nervously.

"...They...Ack! What in the name of Ra was that?!"

Seto jumped watching his friend point at the darkness.

"What?! What did you see?!"

"I saw something that looked like some kind of creature!"

Seto gasped, looking all around him. "W-What did it look like?!"

"Like a hippopotamus...and..." he trailed off.

"And?!" Seto turned around to find the young prince had disappeared. His eyes widened and he swallowed hard, darkness all around him.

Little did he know what loomed in back of him...

"It's Ammit!!! She has you!!!" yelled the prince as he grabbed Seto's shoulders from behind.

Seto screamed as he ran about ten feet forwards and turned around to see his friend smirking and snickering with the Eye of Horus on his forehead to light the tomb.

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"Tell me again why we're standing outside of what appears to be the burial grounds?" asked Kaiba.

"Obviously, our former selves are being punished for creating such a scene. Now, unless you have any better ideas as to where to go, I suggest we follow them," replied Yami, shaking his head slightly.

"...Fine...we'll stay here and---"

He was cut off when both heard two voices echoing from within the tombs. Both sweatdropped listening to the 'How could you?!' s' and the 'I do not think it was funny!' followed by the "You should have seen your face!'

"Something tells me this is going to be a long night." Stated Yami with a sigh.

"I agree," replied Kaiba, "morning cannot come soon enough."

Yami sighed, he didn't even have the puzzle to sleep in. "We can either stay out here all night or enter the tombs and keep watch over our former selves."

"We might as well see what thei--...we're doing..." replied Kaiba, "Sure in hell beats sleeping outside with you all night."

"Actually Kaiba," began Yami with a smirk, "spirits hardly ever sleep."

Kaiba glared and started toward the entrance of the tomb.

"Kaiba, we can just go through the walls, you know."

Kaiba stopped, turned around, and shrugged. "I hope we're not here long enough to get used to this."

"This is nothing, I assure you. Try being like this for 5000 years and stuck in a puzzle."

Kaiba sweatdropped, "I'd rather not, the idea of having to spend 5000 years with my only rival turns my stomach."

'...Aww...his only rival, touching. Maybe I should get him a birthday card this year,' thought Yami before following after Kaiba and walking through the wall.

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"Seto...you should of seen your face!" exclaimed the prince still snickering.

"...Hmph..." was all that came of Seto's reply as he sat on the floor cross-legged; his arms crossed, and his eyes closed.

The prince stopped snickering and blinked. "Awww...Seto, do not be angry..."

"HMPH!"

He pouted seeing that Seto wasn't going to be so forgiving.

"Seto, I am sorry, I did not mean to...ACK!"

Seto opened an eye to find the prince wide eyed, staring at something. He opened his other eye and looked to find nothing there.

"What is it?" he asked.

"Can you not see them?" whispered the prince, the eye of Horus on his forehead.

"See? Who?" Seto sweatdropped and looked around.

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"Damn, it's dark in here."

"It's a tomb, Kaiba, it's not supposed to be bright and cheery."

"Don't be an ass."

Yami and Kaiba both smirked at one another.

"Well, this looks interesting to say the least."

"I would imagine that I was buried here after the battle that took place 5000 years ago."

"Pleasant thought, in deed..." replied Kaiba looking around, "You know, life would be much easier if we could just talk to them."

"Unfortunately, I see no way for us to be able to do that," replied Yami with a sigh.

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"..The spirits, Seto..."

"Oh, no...I am not going to fall for that trick again."

"Honest, Seto! There really ARE spirits in these tombs!"

"...If you say so..." he went back to his previous position.

The young prince gulped and started to walk forwards...

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"This is pointless, they can't see us, and they're probably going to fall asleep within the hour." Kaiba explained, his arms crossed over his chest.

"Too true...I guess we will just have to wait, and think of it this way, Kaiba; we won't have to worry about being attacked by wild animals."

"The only things wild around here are you and the camels."

Both snickered and then stopped, feeling a little uneasy that they were actually getting along.

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The prince sweatdropped, having heard something about camels and how the one on the left was wild?

The one on the left sure looked familiar...

"Ex...cuse...me..." he whispered, trying to get their attentions.

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Seto sighed and shook his head...

'He really is trying too hard this time. Does he not understand that I am not going to believe his stories about spirits anymore?'

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Both Yami and Kaiba blinked hearing the small voice. They turned around to find Yami's former self looking up at them with wide eyes.

Both blinked and a moment of silence passed by...

"He can see us???" asked Kaiba, quite surprised.

"This is great. Hello, I'm Yami and you're---"

"You're going to tell us how the hell to get out of here!!!" yelled Kaiba, as he leaned down.

The prince's eyes were the size of sausages as he let out a blood-curdling scream...

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Seto shook his head. "I cannot hear you!" he yelled, covering his ears, still sitting on the floor as the young prince ran past him.

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"...Well, that was real effective, Kaiba." Stated Yami, shaking his head, a sweatdrop appearing.

"Shut up!" growled Kaiba, "How is it that YOUR former self can see us and MINE can't?!"

Yami smirked and stood quite proudly. "I apparently am more advanced than you."

"...That's debatable," muttered Kaiba, "let's just try again tomorrow."

"How about, I try again tomorrow and you just watch?"

Kaiba merely walked back through the wall as Yami mentally added another tally.

'51 me, Kaiba 5.'

He followed after Kaiba with a smirk...

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After a "peaceful" night of "Shut up, Yami!" "I don't want to hear it, Yami!" "Yami, you bastard!" "You're pissing me off, Yami!" the sun finally rose and it was a new day.

"Thank Ra!" yelled Yami mentally. He looked over at Kaiba who was asleep. He sweatdropped, 'Who knew spirits snored?'

And boy wasn't Kaiba a poor sport, yelling all those terrible things at Yami; after losing 150 games of rock, paper, scissors. What else could spirits play?

Yami watched as two palace guards unlocked the tomb the boys had been sent to for the night.

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The palace guards entered the tomb to find the young prince sitting in the corner mumbling something about dead people, and how they want to use him to leave the tombs. The palace guards sweatdropped, obviously quite confused.

"For the last time, I do NOT believe you," stated Seto who had been leaning his back against the prince's in order to have slept during the night.

"Young prince," one of the guards began, "We have come to escort you and Seto back to the palace."

The prince looked around and shook his head. Seto sighed and rolled his eyes.

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Yami watched as Seto dragged his former self out of the tomb. Muttering about how he was really taking this TOO far.

Yami sweatdropped watching his former self looking around for "dead people" as Seto dragged him back to the palace.

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After Yami's "pleasant" wake up call for Kaiba, the two headed towards the palace.

Kaiba grumbled, obviously not impressed with Yami at the moment. Yami sweatdropped, so Kaiba wasn't the easiest guy to wake up...

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~~Flashback~~

"Kaiba," whispered Yami, standing over him as he slept.

Kaiba rolled over onto his side. Yami sweatdropped, "Well, that didn't work,' he thought, 'Let's try this again.'

He leaned down and sighed, "KAIBA," he stated firmly.

That received an "ooof!" from Kaiba who continued to sleep. Yami sighed heavily; even his Aibou wasn't this hard to wake up...well...that wasn't all true, but usually he would come up with some line like "Aibou, cartoons are on and you're missing them." Yuugi would wake immediately for that, but Kaiba was a little harder and Yami didn't think the whole cartoon routine would work on him anyways.

He would have to come up with something that involved a little more brainpower...He hmmm'd for a moment and then arched an eyebrow, having an idea pop into his mind. He leaned down next to Kaiba and smirked.

"Kaiba, you will never beat me in a duel, you will always be second best..." he paused for a moment hearing Kaiba start grumbling, "You are not worthy of having all Blue Eyes White Dragons in your decks...so now I shall claim all three of them as my own..."

Yami blinked and nearly fell on his astral ass as Kaiba shot up, looking like he was ready for an all out war.

"...Uh...good morning?" Yami asked with a nervous smirk on his face.

~~End of Flashback~~

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After having watched their former selves have breakfast, get a lecture from the priests and the Pharaoh, apologize to numerous girls, and set all the animals in the palace stables loose, they now were following them around town.

"I don't want to do this anymore," grumbled Kaiba, complaining (as usual).

"Well, what else are we going to do? Take and buy land and build a house?" asked Yami, rolling his eyes.

"That's not even funny!" replied Kaiba, "and shut up! I'm not talking to you right now."

"Oh real mature, Kaiba. You can't honestly still be mad."

"Shut up! Blue Eyes stealer!"

"For the last time I don't want your Blue Eyes---"

"So they're not good enough for you?" Kaiba shot back, glaring at Yami.

"...For the love of Ra..."

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As the two continued to bicker their former selves were having a conversation of their own...

"What shall we do today, Seto?" asked the prince as he continued walking down the street along side of his friend.

"I really have no idea," replied Seto with a sigh, obviously bored as well, "The priests said not to wander too far away today because of what happened last night."

"Must you do everything the priests say?" asked the prince smirking.

Seto sweatdropped as he saw his friend's all too familiar smirk appear on his face.

"I must...because YOU always find some way to get me into trouble."

The prince frowned feeling that it was not entirely all his doing.

"This is not my fault. Do you not have a brain?" he snickered, "Perhaps you do not wish to answer my question."

Seto glared at the prince, his hat falling over both of his eyes.

"Alright, all joking aside, Seto. Last night was all your doing not mine."

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"Kaiba, this is ridiculous; how long do you intend to stay mad at me?" asked Yami walking along side of him.

"As long as it takes to get back to Japan," stated Kaiba, glaring.

"Well, in the mean time do you think I could find a band of gypsies to take you off my hands?" Yami questioned, smirking.

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Kaiba and Seto both glared and replied, "Shut. Up.," at the same time.

While Yami and the prince both rolled their eyes simultaneously and stated, "Real mature."

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A female voice suddenly rang out causing both parties to look. The prince sweatdropped as he got an "Oh, no" expression on his face. Seto also sweatdropped as he watched the young girl start to run towards them.

"Oh, no, it's Isis!" cried the prince putting his hands on his temples.

Seto sighed, "What do we do now?"

The prince blinked, "Do you have to ask, Seto?" he questioned, and then saw Seto's blank look as his reply, "Run!"

With that the prince took off running down the street; Seto turned around quickly and raced off after his friend.

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Both Yami and Kaiba sweatdropped as they watched a girl who looked no more than eight run after their former selves. Their sweatdrops grew as they heard her cry out "Wait for me-e-e-e!!!! I want to play too-o-o-o!!!"

"...What is she carrying?" asked Yami?

"...Not a clue..." replied Seto.

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The prince and Seto continued to run for it, Isis in hot pursuit of them...

"Why are we running?" questioned Seto, keeping up with his friend.

"Because every time she plays with us, she brings those terrible "pies"," replied the prince, running as fast as his little legs would go.

"Oh," Seto began, face faulting, "Those "pies" always cause me to have an upset stomach. Something about the gooey things inside..."

The prince nearly turned three shades of green. "Seto?! You eat them?!" he blurted out practically gagging.

"What? I am not supposed to?" he asked, arching an eye brow, "But Isis always cries if I do not eat them."

The prince stuck out his tongue making a face "mud 'n bugs" sure in hell didn't float his boat. Let her cry for all he cared, at least he'd live to see another day.

"Quick, Seto, see if Isis is still behind us!"

Seto turned his head and gasped she was practically on their heels. The excitement, however, had caused him to lose his footing and he tripped. The prince grabbed his friend by the arm and dragged him behind.

"I've got you!"

Neither were paying much attention, however...

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A little albino sat in the sand, he had collected a bucket of water and had found his latest target...the home to a group of scarabs...

He smirked and snickered evilly reaching for the bucket to drowned them all with...

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~~CRUNCH~~

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Seto sweatdropped, now running on his own. "Did you by any chance hear a crunching sound?"

The prince shook his head, "No, the only thing that I can hear is Isis yelling, 'Wait for me!' "

"Hmmm...alright..."

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The albino lay twitching on the ground; he sat up slowly and glared...

"C-Curse...you...Pharaoh!" he sputtered...right before...

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'Uh oh,' thought Isis stopping for a moment and looking down. 'I stepped on him...' she scrunched up her nose and looked around. NO WITNESSES. 'I'll bring him a pie later!' she yelled mentally before taking off after her friends.

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Bakura sat up slowly twitching. "...I...shall...have my...revenge..."

With that he fell over backwards with swirlies in his eyes.

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Yami and Kaiba walked around Bakura's body.

"Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy." Kaiba commented.

"No arguments here," replied Yami as the two followed after Seto and the prince and Isis AND her "pie".

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Unfortunately, Seto was not too graceful and after his hat had fallen over his eyes and he had tripped, falling over the prince, Isis had caught them at last.

"Hi!" yelled the energetic eight year old.

Both Seto and the prince stood perfectly still eyeing the "pie" in her hands.

"What do we do?" asked Seto, whispering.

"Whatever you do, do not make eye contact with her," replied the prince also whispering.

Isis sweatdropped and decided to try again. "I thought we could play together, and I brought a pie for us to share too," she explained, smiling.

Both the prince and Seto sweatdropped.

"She is not going away," Seto stated, gulping.

"Um...Seto? My Prince?"

"She is still here..." whispered Seto obviously ready to crack.

"...Just ignore her and she will eventually leave."

Isis frowned, "My mother was right, boys ARE weird! I do not feel like sharing my pie with you anymore! Hmph!"

Both the prince and Seto were mentally doing flips.

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Yami and Kaiba sweatdropped having heard the end of the conversation.

"What the hell is this? Recess time?" asked Kaiba motioning to another runt coming up to them.

Yami sighed and shook his head. "I feel feeding time at the zoo is more accurate."

Kaiba nodded in reply, "It could very well be."

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"Hello, friends," said a little boy holding a certain key.

"Hello, Shadi," greeted Isis smiling cutely, "Maybe YOU would like pie because THEY do not want any," she stated, pointing to the prince and Seto.

Shadi noticed the prince and Seto waving their hands frantically behind Isis. He sweatdropped and smiled nervously.

"...Um...I just had my afternoon meal, Isis. I am not hungry at the moment."

Isis sighed and then smiled. The would be Pharaoh and his lacky both sighed a sigh of relief.

"Friends, I have come to tell you that I can now master the power of the Millennium Ankh (key)."

All three children arched an eyebrow with a "Suuuure ya did" look on their faces.

Shadi nodded and became really serious. "Prepare yourself, I shall now enter your mind."

"He seems rather dramatic," whispered Isis to Seto.

"It is over done," replied Seto.

The prince watched as Shadi prepared himself...he sweatdropped. Shadi had his tongue out of the side of his mouth, obviously concentrating.

The would be Pharaoh and his groupies stood in line sweatdropping.

"Behold!" Shadi cried out, holding the Ankh up to the prince's forehead.

"Do you feel any different?" whispered Seto.

"...Mmmm...nope..." replied the prince.

"Um...what is he doing?" asked Isis, sweatdropping.

Shadi was busy shaking his Millennium Item. "Why will you not work?" he whispered, "It worked on the cat..."

All three nearly fell over backwards...

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Yami and Kaiba sweatdropped.

"Well, that was eventful," commented Yami.

"Oh yeah..." replied Kaiba not very enthusiastic.

"Don't get too excited Kaiba, you might piss your pants."

"I'm not a dog." Kaiba shot back.

"That's Jounouchi," they both said simultaneously. Both sweatdropped and smirked.

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The prince and Seto were on the move after leaving Isis with Shadi and sneaking away while Isis offered Shadi a pie.

It was now early evening and the two did not wish to stay in the tombs again because they were late for their meal.

Little did they know, though, as they made their way back to the palace that someone was plotting the certain demise of a certain Pharaoh in waiting.



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The albino snickered as he watched the prince and Seto come into view.

'Yes, yes...all is going according to my ingenious plan..' he thought as he laughed evilly.

He had mastered the entire trap in his mind; it was fool proof.

The prince and Seto would pass by him at exactly the right moment; the prince would be a step behind Seto due to their difference in size. At that moment he would run out, push the prince backwards and flying over the edge of a cliff, into a pit of crocodiles. The prince would be no more...

Everything was perfect, now he just had to wait for the exact moment...

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Seto and the prince kept right on walking, neither suspecting anything out of the ordinary.

"Seto, when we return to the palace, I have to tell you about this GOOD idea I have."

"...None of your ideas are GOOD they are all quite evil..."

"...You really know to ruin my day..."

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Yami and Kaiba continued to follow their former selves...

"...Don't say it Kaiba..."

"What? That I'm tired of walking? That I'm bored? Or that this is all your fault?"

Yami sweatdropped and sighed. "All of the above."

Both sweatdropped suddenly as a figure appeared...

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The moment had finally come, now was the time to end the prince's life...

The albino smirked evilly, running full speed towards the prince...He wanted to see the prince's face, when he pushed him over the edge of the cliff.

He suddenly sweatdropped noticing something just wasn't right...

~~SLOW MOTION~~

See Bakura going to push the prince...see the prince keep walking...see Bakura sweatdrop...notice Bakura is about a foot away from the prince...behind him...

See his eyes widen and his head turn slightly...watching the prince keep walking...see Bakura go...BOOM!

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Both Seto and the prince sweatdropped and stopped walking...

"Did you hear something?" asked the prince arching an eyebrow.

"...I was going to ask the same question to you..." replied Seto.

Both boys looked around to find no one in sight.

The prince shrugged, "I am sure it was nothing important."

With that the two started walking...

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Yami and Kaiba continued to peek over the edge of the cliff, both wincing as Bakura hit rocks and rolled down the side of the cliff...

"...Ouch..." commented Yami, wincing.

"...Damn...now THAT had to hurt..." stated Kaiba, also wincing, "Here come the crocodiles."

"...What big teeth they have..."

"Yup, they'll tear him to shreds."

"...Uh huh...well let's be off," replied Yami...with a "I could care less" tone.

"Yup, no sense wasting our time here."

"You would think if he were going to kill someone, he would at least have better aim," commented Yami.

"I agree," replied Seto as the two continued to follow after their former selves.

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The little albino continued to beat off the crocodiles...

"Curse you Pharaoh! Next time we meet you will not escape!"

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Later that night once the priests, servants, the Pharaoh, and the rest of the palace inhabitants were asleep, the prince snuck out of his room and into Seto's room.

"Seto!" he whispered loudly, jumping onto his bed.

Seto sat up quickly. "ACK!" he then saw the prince and whispered, "What are you doing?"

The prince was all smiles...which caused Seto to sweatdrop...

"Do you remember I told you about my GOOD idea?"

Seto face faulted...he thought about two things; A: the idea would have him killed by the priests, or B: the idea would have him killed by the Pharaoh himself.

"Seto, we are going to play a game with the priests."

"...A...game?" he nodded, "Games are fun."

"Mmmm...hmmmm..." replied the prince, "and this is what you need to do before the game can begin."

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Yami and Kaiba sat in the hallway between the palace doors and the entertaining room...

"Ha! I win!" exclaimed Yami, smirking.

"Dammit! Do over!" yelled Kaiba in reply.

"Rock...Paper...Scissors...SHOOT!" both yelled simultaneously.

"Ha! I win again!"

"Ah, shut up! Let's go again!"

Yup boredom set in...

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15 mins later

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"Seto," whispered the prince waiting in his room, "did you come back with the necessary equipment?"

Seto nodded in reply he still didn't understand how this had anything to do with a game.

"...Good...now, we must make it to the priests chambers without being caught."

"Right, let us be off."

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Cue the Mission Impossible Theme

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The soon to be Pharaoh and his lacky moved slowly and quietly, their backs against the wall; a bucket in Seto's hand.

All was going as planned. The priests chambers were only one hall away. They were almost home free when they heard...

"...Hello..."

Both froze and slowly turned around to find a very sleep looking Isis.

"...Um...hello..." both replied, sweatdropping.

"...Pie?" she asked, all sleepy like.

Both gulped and shook their heads. "No thanks..."

"...O...kay..."

With that they watched her walk back to her room...

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After the initial shock had worn off, the two had proceeded to continue to go to the priests' chambers...

The prince was the first to pass by Shadi's room. Seto quietly passed by as well. Both then stopped and peeked through a crack in his door that was left opened ajar.

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"...Come...on...work..." whispered Shadi who sat in front of a palace cat with the Millennium Ankh pointed at the cat.

The cat yawned, obviously not impressed.

"You dare mock me?" asked Shadi.

The cat again yawned and sweatdropped, when the Ankh was practically shoved into his forehead.

"Ha! I am now in your mind!" he whispered, triumphantly, then sweatdropped and gasped. "You are an evil cat! I shall now place the feather of truth on the Millennium Scales and I shall ask you three questions, to determine if you live or die...

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Both little boys sweatdropped.

"After we deal with the priests, we save the cat," ordered the prince.

"Agreed," replied Seto.

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Early morning when Kaiba and Yami were singing the phrase: "Miss Suzie had a tug boat, the tug boat had a bell, when Miss Suzie when to heaven," both smirked, some childhood songs were fun, "the tug boat when to h---"

Their song, however, was cut short when they heard every priest in the palace screaming...

...Beware of the effects caused by boredom...

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That's it, sorry for taking so long, working 6 days a week now, only have Wednesday's to write. Ja ne ^.^ Please review.