Asuka02RedEva

Serenitymoon@lycos.com

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi Oh! Or any of the characters used in this story.

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Yami and Kaiba sweatdropped, the silence had been broken and candles in every room in the palace were being lit.

"What do you think "we" did this time?" asked Yami, sweatdropping.

"...God, only knows..." replied Kaiba with a sigh.

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The priests were busy running around and cursing in their chambers. The palace guards cam barging through the chamber doors. Only to sweatdrop and wrinkle their noses in disgust.

There, stood the priests drenched in sticky (fowl smelling), camel spit, and covered with chicken feathers. One could only see the whites of their eyes due to their feathered masks.

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Yami and Kaiba had entered the priests chambers and stood in disbelief. Both wrinkled their noses at the same time.

"Oh, that's just sick!" exclaimed Kaiba.

"...Oh, yeah...and the smell..."

"Eeeeeew..." both stated simultaneously.

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Meanwhile the little pranksters were in the prince's quarters having a grand old time, laughing at the priests expense.

"They looked so funny!" exclaimed the prince, rolling on his bed.

"I know! And they smell so bad!" replied Seto, also rolling around on the bed.

"I cannot believe that they did not wake up sooner!"

"I know! If I smelled like that I would have been awake SO fast!"

"Mmmhmmm! Me too!"

"Do you think we will get into any trouble?" Seto asked, sitting up from the bed.

"Nah! We must make sure that we have the same story is all," replied the prince, also sitting up.

"Alright! What is our story?"

The prince sweatdropped, "Seto, I told you twice already."

"No, you did not. You told me three times."

The prince's sweatdrop grew as he opened his mouth to speak.

"But I could not hear you due to our laughing." Seto chimed in quickly.

His little friend sighed and proceeded to tell him the story, yet again.

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Yami and Kaiba had had to leave the priests chambers due to the smell.

"Well, I must say that's one way to get revenge," commented Yami.

"Definitely; just as long as it doesn't get traced back to them...er...us..." replied Kaiba.

"True, I don't want to stay outside again, while they are locked in the tombs."

"...Neither do I..."

The two made their way toward the prince's quarters...

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The prince and the palace cat who had been saved from Shadi both sweatdropped (the cat had been saved by the prince and Seto after they had stood outside of Shadi's bedroom door, making sounds like running water. It had taken a little longer than expected, but the power of suggestion was far too great. They had smirked as they watched Shadi run out of his room heading toward the bathroom. After a few "kitty kitty's" followed by "Kitty if you do not want to die, you had best come with us" they had saved the cat. Hooray!).

Seto was busy messing up a very simple story. All he had to say was "I was asleep at the time and I do not know of any prank played on the priests."

NOT "I got up to use the bathroom, and found myself with a bucket of camel spit in my hand outside of the priests chambers."

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Outside of the would be Pharaoh's quarters stood Yami and Kaiba, sweatdropping after over hearing the entire conversation.

"You can't even get a simple story straight, can you?" asked Yami, with a smirk.

"...Shut...up..." was Kaiba's only reply.

"And no comeback either. Kaiba, are you sick?" Yami arched an eyebrow.

"Give me time and by the end of the day I will have several "compliments" for you."

Yami sweatdropped. Today was going to be a long day in deed...

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Later in the morning after being drilled by the palace guards, and having their stories straight, the two were free to go. The priests had grumbled as they watched the little sneaks get a "get out of a jail free" pass.

So they were off once more for another grand day of tormenting the locals.

Yami and Kaiba rolled their eyes as they followed after their former selves. What horrors did today's outing hold in store for them? God only knows.

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A certain albino had heard of a certain Pharaoh in waiting's outing for the day. Yes! Now was the time to pay him back for all the hell he has had to endure...in the past day...^.^()

'I must prepare the perfect plan in order to rid myself of the stupid Pharaoh!' he thought to himself, snickering evilly.

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"What will we do today?" Seto asked his friend as they walked down the dirt road.

"I do not know, Seto," replied the prince with a sigh.

The day was looking up. At this rate, Yami and Kaiba wouldn't have to traipse around all of Egypt after their former selves.

They suddenly heard a familiar voice from behind them and turned around to see Isis.

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"Oh Ra, they aren't going to run again are they?" asked Yami with a sigh.

"We can hope not," replied Kaiba, grumbling, "I'm getting sick and tired of chasing them...dammit! US all over Egypt."

"...Yup..."

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Luckily for them, Seto and the prince didn't run. It must have been due to boredom, who knows?

"Hello, Seto. Hello, my prince."

"...Hello, Isis..." both replied simultaneously.

"What are you two doing today?"

"Nothing," replied Seto.

The prince got a sheer look of terror on his face. How could Seto say "Nothing?" Didn't he realize that by saying "nothing" it's an automatic invite for a girl?!

He sweatdropped seeing Isis grin. Oh yeah, definitely gonna be a LONG day...

"I have an idea, would you like to hear it?" Isis asked, grinning away.

Seto went to reply but he got elbowed in the side instead.

"Not real-"

But Isis cut off the prince.

"Let us play house!" she exclaimed, happy to find someone to play with.

Seto sweatdropped and the prince face faulted.

"H-house?" asked Seto nervously.

"Yup! I will be the mother and you can be the father Seto, and you..."

"I am NOT playing," interrupted the prince, crossing his arms over his chest.

"But you HAVE to!"

"No."

"Please?"

"NO."

Seto looked up at his friend with pleading eyes. "Please?"

"...NO..."

"You have to play house with us we need you!"

"Fine. I will be the house," the prince stated with a smirk.

"Not THE house, house!"

"Then I will be the pet everyone ignores."

Both Isis and Seto sweatdropped...

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"Don't look at me like that," stated Yami getting defensive, "I saw nothing wrong with playing the house."

"...Of course, you wouldn't."

"Not my fault you can't stand up to a young girl."

"Don't start!"

"You are whipp-"

"Shut up!"

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15 mins later...

Isis and Seto are busy walking along and acting like a loving couple...

"Walk faster, Seto."

"I am."

"Keep up with me, Seto."

"I. AM."

"Hurry, Seto."

"I am! I am!"

"And do not forget the DOG!" Isis yelled behind her, smirking away.

Seto sweatdropped and looked over at his young friend. The prince, who wasn't about to back down merely smirked.

"...Seto???" Isis asked, tapping her foot impatiently.

Seto sighed heavily and clapped his hands softly, "Here boy...here..." He had a "forgive me" look on his face.

The prince merely had a "I'll fix you, no dessert tonight" look on his face, as he walked past the two.

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Yami and Kaiba sighed both feeling that today would be yet ANOTHER long day.

"Any ideas as to when we'll get back to Japan?" Yami asked him, watching the trio start to wander.

"Not a clue," began Kaiba, "Hell, I still don't get why we are here in the first place."

Yami merely shook his head, "There must be something important to come; just wish It would come a little faster."

"I couldn't agree more."

"They're on the move."

"...I know, I know...too bad duct tape hasn't been invented yet."

Kaiba smirked, "Now that IS a shame."

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The trio turned off the dirt path, heading into a secluded area with few paths and many shrubs, trees, and vegetation...

Isis led the way as they walked along, making their own path...

The prince had the idea of getting the hell out of this situation while he could...and Seto...well, Seto could fend for himself! It was his fault they were in this mess anyway.

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Meanwhile, Yami and Kaiba were busy picking up the rear...

"Don't they ever sit still?" Kaiba asked, grumbling.

"Do WE ever sit still?" replied Yami with a question.

"...Good point..."

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Little did our heroes know that lurking in the shadows was the evil mad scient--- *coughs* ...Sorry...wrong script...Ahem...anyways...

Watching the trio from behind a nearby bush was the scheming albino.

'Yes, this time I shall have my revenge. Yes, yes...it is all going according to plan...'

(Anyone else feel a LOTR or South Park reference coming on?)

He continued to watch them, while hiding in the little shadow the bush had created. (Cuz we all know that a big tree would have cost more money than a little shrub in this fic. If you would like to see bigger trees in this fic, you can pledge your money just by calling the chibi hotline at 555....j/k...)

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"Isn't this wonderful, Seto?" asked Isis, holding onto his arm as they walked.

"...Uh..." he sweatdropped, "Well, Seto? Do you not enjoy walking along side of your wife?" she asked in a sing-song voice.

Seto's sweatdrop grew as he looked to the prince and mouthed "HELP."

"Woof, woof, woof, woof." Was his only reply as he shrugged to Seto.

Seto puffed out his cheeks, "Nuh uh!"

"Woof, woof, woof, woof, Woof!" the prince stated with a smirk.

"That is not very nice!"

Isis sweatdropped...

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"Wonders never cease to amaze me," stated Kaiba sweatdropping at the scene.

"Me neither, Kaiba, me neither," replied Yami, "We better not gett too close, remember my former self can see us."

"Good idea," Kaiba stated, nodding, "WE don't need him to freak out on us like before."

"And whose fault was that???" asked Yami, arching an eyebrow.

Kaiba's reply remained unheard...

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As Bakura sat in the bushes he was finding it very difficult to keep his jaw from dropping. He just kept on blinking in awe.

'The Pharaoh is...He has more problems then I thought! Killing him may actually be a blessing to the people of Egypt! ...And I'll be a hero...hehehe...' he thought smirking evilly, "Maybe I will take over Egypt. Yes, yes I can see it now...goodies whenever I ask...'

(See lil bubble appear over his head~chibi Bakura jumping up and down surrounded by cakes, pies, and other sweet foods).

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As Yami and Kaiba passed by the bushes they sweatdropped.

"Did you hear snickering?" asked Yami with a puzzled look on his face.

"Yes, and I believe I heard some snorting too..." replied Kaiba, who motioned to the bushes.

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Behind the bushes was Bakura, now rolling around on the ground (holding his tummy with one hand and covering his mouth with the other), snorting up a storm at the idea of being Pharaoh.

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Their sweatdrops grew as both blinked. The bushes were now rustling.

"Do they have wild boars in Egypt?" Yami asked, over the snorting and rustling.

"I have no idea..." stated Kaiba, a lil wearily.

"Let's just keep moving."

"Sounds good to me."

Both hurried their astral asses away from the bushes.

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They soon peeked around the corner of a tree and watched the trio...

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"Seto, let us sing a song while we walk."

Seto sweatdropped, "A song?"

"Mmmhmmm....sing me a song Seto and then I'll sing to you."

Now the prince knew why girls were the root of all evil. He covered his ears...

"But...I..." Seto began.

Isis glared. "DO IT!"

Seto gulped and let it rip...

"Oh! Here we are walking in the uh...um..."

"Woods?" questioned Isis.

"Woods! Taking a walk and playing house in the woods!"

The prince felt as if his head would explode. Seto couldn't carry a tune in a bucket.

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Yami and Kaiba both had their hands over their ears as well.

"Make it stop!" both yelled simultaneously.

"Ra, Kaiba! Why the hell didn't you tell me that you couldn't sing?!"

"Shut up! I doubt you could do any better!"

"How could I do any worse? It's not like the standards are hard to beat!"

Kaiba pretended not to hear Yami's smart-ass remark.

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Isis broken in, "Here we are playing house in the woods! You're my husband and I'm your wife in the woods!" she sang, a little better than Seto, but her voice a little TOO girlie, "We have a dog that I don't want! Maybe we could sell it for a kid!"

The prince had many comments for Isis now...but dogs don't sing...or do they?

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The little albino had gone ahead of our heroes and was busy working on his master plan. He had his little shovel and pale he had stolen from some kid in a sand box (hell, Egypt is one big sand box), and was busy digging away.

He sweatdropped at their singing, but figured the faster he dug the sooner he would be rid of the cursed Pharaoh.

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Seto's jaw dropped after his friend had sang his rendition...

"What? What did he say???" questioned Isis, practically jumping up and down.

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"Did he just say what I think he said?" asked Kaiba, in a daze.

"...Yup...guess he ...I...really didn't want to play this game."

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Bakura snickered and kept right on digging. "Guess the Pharaoh told her..."

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15 mins later...

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Isis is skipping along, see Seto sweatdropping and skipping too (behind her), and the prince shuffling his feet just as slowly as he can just to piss her off.

"She will hit you if you do not play. She has done it before," whispered Seto to his friend.

"Woof, woof, woof, woof."

"...Are you positive there are laws against animal abuse?"

The prince nodded with a "If not, I'll make some" look on his face.

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The albino watched from his hiding place. Yes, his plan was so ingenious, this time. He had dug a deep hole and covered it with some leaves and sticks. The trap would only work when the Pharaoh stepped on it. How did he know this? Because traps aren't stupid! And he said so! ...Anyways...when the Pharaoh fell in he would be buried in by the rest of the dirt and sand.

(See lil bubble appear over his head~chibi Pharaoh falls in~ lil word bubble appears "Oh no!" ~chibi Bakura runs out with shovel and pale and starts burying him, pats down the dirt and sand and has a V for victory sign).

He gets ready...

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Isis skips over the trap and nothing happens. Seto, sighs and skips over as well...STILL nothing happens.

In the rear and FAR behind is the prince who steps on the trap and...

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The prince blinks to find his foot and up to his knee in a hole.

"What...the???"

He struggles to pulls his foot out of the hole.

"What kind of an idiot digs a knee high hole in the middle of no where?" he thought outloud.

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Bakura had his little shovel and pale all ready. He figured he could just cold conk the Pharaoh with the bucket if need be.

He blinked to find the prince, pulling his leg out of the sand and grumbling about this being a stupid game. He then emptied his shoe out, complaining about sand in his shoe. ^.^

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Bakura ran out of his hiding place (once the trio had disappeared), and over to his trap.

"Stupid hole, why didn't you bury the Pharaoh?!" he ranted jumping up and down on top of his trap.

~~~CRASH~~~

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Isis stopped skipping, Seto skipping into Isis, and the prince saw his window of opportunity to escape...

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Yami and Kaiba smirked, having seen Bakura's antics. All they could see was his hand, the rest of him was buried.

"...Ra, he just doesn't quit."

"And to think after 5000 years he's STILL tormenting you."

"Oh, his hand stopped moving," informed Yami.

"So it did," stated Kaiba, "Someone should help him."

Both looked around...

"Well, I don't see anyone. Do you, Kaiba?"

"Not a soul."

"Well, we're losing them. Let's hurry, shall we?"

"Good idea, Yami, good idea. We can't do anything for him anyways."

With that the two walked on...

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"Did you hear something, Seto?"

"I don't think so, why?"

"I merely thought I heard something is all," exclaimed Isis.

"Did you hear any-----

Seto blinked to find his friend high tailing it through the bushes.

"Come back here!" yelled Isis.

"You annot leave me here alone!" cried Seto.

"You do not even know how to get home!" exclaimed Isis, she and Seto now running after him.

The prince made it to the edge of the bushes to find the steps of the palace. They were in the palace gardens the entire time. ^.^() Some field trip.

With that he took off running; Isis and Seto not far behind.

Isis kept yelling "BAD DOG!" as they ran past Shadi (who had his millennium key held up to a camel's head), followed by a "It worked on the donkey!"

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Yami and Kaiba sweatdropped, having just found out how big the palace gardens were. They watched as the trio ran up the stairs.

"Those kids need to be medicated," commented Yami in disbelief.

"...No arguments there..." stated Kaiba, shaking his head.

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Well that's it for this chapter, I'll try to get the new one out sooner, but work and summer closing really stinks. Sorry about mistakes, sick today and no time to proofread. Ja Ne ^.^ please review.