Lance: Guys… Where are we? Why isn't the narrator introducing the scene like she usually does? … Guys? Guys? Come on! Where is everyone!?!?!?

Strange, Familiar voices: (snicker)

Lance: (nervous) Come on guys… What's going on?

Mysterious Voice: Ahahahahahaha…

Lance: (starting to sweat vigorously)

(suddenly, a green zombie appears, and chases Lance around the room)

Lance: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

(TCL walks in, constantly hitting herself)

TCL: It's BUNGEE! BUNGEE I TELL YOU! HOW COULD I BE SO STOOPID??!?!

Lance: …You spelled stupid wrong.

TCL: I DID THAT ON PURPOSE! (stomps out)

Lance: (blink)

(The elite four walk in, and Will teleports the green zombie to who-knows-where)

Lance: Thank you! (bows) Wait, I'm the champion, and you're inferior! YOU BOW DOWN TO ME! (cackles)

Elite four: (groan and bow)

Lance: (still cackling)

Koga: Lance, we came to tell you, we're going on a boat ride! Doesn't it sound fun?

Lance: …I guess…

Bruno: Yay! (bounces around the room)

Karen: What are we going to eat on the boat?

Everyone: (silence)

Karen: Oh never mind, I'll just… make some pies.

Lance: PIES? ON A BOAT?

Karen: hey, you never know. Doesn't everyone love pie? Especially chocolate pie, and pumpkin pie, and-

Lance: Okay, okay!

Koga: Come on everyone, let's go!

Koga, Bruno, Karen, and Lance: WE'RE GOING ON HOLIDAY! WHEEEEE! (they run all the way to the dock and step in the boat)

Koga: Guys, I know this may sound crazy, but… aren't we forgetting someone…?

Karen: Yes, as a matter of fact, we are.

Lance: Let's just leave him here. He don't have to know…

Karen: (takes out her cell phone) Doessss anyone know Will's phone number?

All: (shake their heads no)

Karen: (slumps in her seat) This is a problem.

Koga: Where is he, anyway?

Lance: Like I would know.

(suddenly, Will teleports on the boat)

All: how did you-

Will: Psychic powers help.

Lance: Well, come on, let's go!

Koga: How long were we planning on staying on the boat ride?

Lance: I thought we agreed on 3 hours.

Koga: …Oh yeah.

(so, anyway, the elite four and Lance are reclining in their tiny boat, when suddenly storm clouds appear out of the blue and the boat is thrown violently against the waves!)

E4/Lance: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

(then everything gets swirly, and black, and wet, and they lose consciousness)

E4/Lance: X_X

~SOME TIME LATER, ON SOME ISLAND~

Lance: (spits water out of his mouth) (looks around) HEY! Everyone, wake up!

Will: Where are we…

Karen: Looks like some island.

Lance: (gets up and strains his eyes) Yes, and it's very barren. I don't see anything for miles, except trees, trees, and trees.

Will: I can just teleport us back…

Lance: That would lack in plot, though, and TCL would be mad at us.

Will: Yeah, you're right. So, how do we get off the island in a slightly more exciting manner?

Lance: You're the psychic. You figure it out.

Will: (grumble) Fine.

~SOME TIME LATER~

Lance: Come on, Will, haven't you sparked yet?

Will: Nothing yet.

Lance: I wanna get off!

Will: …

Lance: WILL!

Karen: Lance, I don't think it's going to work…

Lance: WELL I DON'T CARE!

(it's very late at night, and everyone is very cranky)

Karen: Since it looks like we're not getting off the island anytime soon, let's build huts to sleep in.

Everyone: …Ok.

Lance: It'll take too long to build separate huts, so let's build them for two people or more.

Karen: I GET MY OWN HUT!!!!

Lance: Duh, you're the only girl, and… let's not go into that.

Will: (shudders)

Lance: (quickly) I'm the champion, so I get my own hut too!

Will: (wide-eyed) So, I have to be with… the loonies? (points to Koga and Bruno)

Lance: KOGA! BRUNO! YOU GUYS SHARE! Will, you can have your own.

Will: That was a load off my mind.

~SOME TIME LATER~

(everyone has built their huts. We zoom in to Bruno and Koga's hut)

Bruno: (on the bottom hammock) Ok, Koga, let's go to bed.

Koga: (playing video games) Just a sec! I've almost unlocked Mr. Game and Watch! I'm almost donnnnneeeee!!!

Bruno: Koga, how on Earth are you playing video games on a desolate island?

Koga: (shrugs) The author said so, I guess. I don't care either way. (glances back at the screen) Darn, I lost. I guess I'll go to bed now. (attempts to climb onto the top hammock, fails, and crashes down on the floor)

Koga: Owwwww…

Bruno: (already half-asleep) Go to sleep… (yawns)

Koga: I'm trying, I'm trying! (attempts to climb on the top hammock, fails, and crashes down on the floor again) Owww…

Bruno: (eyes snap open) God, Koga, if you can't even get on the hammock, I guess I'll have to switch with you!

Koga: Ok. (easily climbs into the bottom hammock)

Bruno: That was a decision of pure logic. (points to his brain) I think I'm getting more grey matter. (smiles and nods) (leaps on the top hammock, and miraculously lies down perfectly)

(within a few minutes, Bruno's enormous weight causes him to fall and smush Koga flattened)

Koga: Brunoo… You're….suffocating….me…!!!! (squeaks)

Bruno: (grumbles in his sleep)

Koga: Blea X_X

~scene changes to Will's hut~

Will: (tampering with some makeshift radio transmitter he created) Almost….done…

Makeshift Radio Transmitter: (starts emitting sounds)

Will: (to the radio thingie) We're stranded on a desolate island! We need help! Our location is-

(Koga runs into Will's hut, crashes into Will, and the transmitter smashes on the ground, unfixable)

Will: Ow… (realizes his radio thingie is broken beyond repair) KOGA!!!! I was about to get us off!!!!

Koga: Oh, sorry. I just came here to complain. Bruno and I can't seem to get in our hammocks correctly.

Will: Grrrrr…. Is that it???

Koga: ………….Yes.

Will: YOU… WHY I OUGHTA…!!!! (chases Koga)

Koga: Eeeeeeeeeeee! (runs out of Will's hut, screaming)

Will: the lunatic… (sits back down) Well, I guess I have to start from scratch…

(a scraping noise is heard and suddenly the walls of Will's hut fall down)

Will: …… (suddenly he realizes something) Wait… If the walls fell down… What's keeping the roof up…? (looks up)

SPLAT.

Will: (muffled voice) STUPID THING YOU…!!!!

(screen fades out)

A/N: What did THAT remind you of? ^_^ Hmmm… You may not know, but this was modeled more or less after Gilligan's Island, which [disclaimer] I do not own [/disclaimer] Well, that's it for now.