Lance: Guys… Where are we? Why isn't the narrator introducing the scene like she usually does? … Guys? Guys? Come on! Where is everyone!?!?!?
Strange, Familiar voices: (snicker)
Lance: (nervous) Come on guys… What's going on?
Mysterious Voice: Ahahahahahaha…
Lance: (starting to sweat vigorously)
(suddenly, a green zombie appears, and chases Lance around the room)
Lance: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
(TCL walks in, constantly hitting herself)
TCL: It's BUNGEE! BUNGEE I TELL YOU! HOW COULD I BE SO STOOPID??!?!
Lance: …You spelled stupid wrong.
TCL: I DID THAT ON PURPOSE! (stomps out)
Lance: (blink)
(The elite four walk in, and Will teleports the green zombie to who-knows-where)
Lance: Thank you! (bows) Wait, I'm the champion, and you're inferior! YOU BOW DOWN TO ME! (cackles)
Elite four: (groan and bow)
Lance: (still cackling)
Koga: Lance, we came to tell you, we're going on a boat ride! Doesn't it sound fun?
Lance: …I guess…
Bruno: Yay! (bounces around the room)
Karen: What are we going to eat on the boat?
Everyone: (silence)
Karen: Oh never mind, I'll just… make some pies.
Lance: PIES? ON A BOAT?
Karen: hey, you never know. Doesn't everyone love pie? Especially chocolate pie, and pumpkin pie, and-
Lance: Okay, okay!
Koga: Come on everyone, let's go!
Koga, Bruno, Karen, and Lance: WE'RE GOING ON HOLIDAY! WHEEEEE! (they run all the way to the dock and step in the boat)
Koga: Guys, I know this may sound crazy, but… aren't we forgetting someone…?
Karen: Yes, as a matter of fact, we are.
Lance: Let's just leave him here. He don't have to know…
Karen: (takes out her cell phone) Doessss anyone know Will's phone number?
All: (shake their heads no)
Karen: (slumps in her seat) This is a problem.
Koga: Where is he, anyway?
Lance: Like I would know.
(suddenly, Will teleports on the boat)
All: how did you-
Will: Psychic powers help.
Lance: Well, come on, let's go!
Koga: How long were we planning on staying on the boat ride?
Lance: I thought we agreed on 3 hours.
Koga: …Oh yeah.
(so, anyway, the elite four and Lance are reclining in their tiny boat, when suddenly storm clouds appear out of the blue and the boat is thrown violently against the waves!)
E4/Lance: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(then everything gets swirly, and black, and wet, and they lose consciousness)
E4/Lance: X_X
~SOME TIME LATER, ON SOME ISLAND~
Lance: (spits water out of his mouth) (looks around) HEY! Everyone, wake up!
Will: Where are we…
Karen: Looks like some island.
Lance: (gets up and strains his eyes) Yes, and it's very barren. I don't see anything for miles, except trees, trees, and trees.
Will: I can just teleport us back…
Lance: That would lack in plot, though, and TCL would be mad at us.
Will: Yeah, you're right. So, how do we get off the island in a slightly more exciting manner?
Lance: You're the psychic. You figure it out.
Will: (grumble) Fine.
~SOME TIME LATER~
Lance: Come on, Will, haven't you sparked yet?
Will: Nothing yet.
Lance: I wanna get off!
Will: …
Lance: WILL!
Karen: Lance, I don't think it's going to work…
Lance: WELL I DON'T CARE!
(it's very late at night, and everyone is very cranky)
Karen: Since it looks like we're not getting off the island anytime soon, let's build huts to sleep in.
Everyone: …Ok.
Lance: It'll take too long to build separate huts, so let's build them for two people or more.
Karen: I GET MY OWN HUT!!!!
Lance: Duh, you're the only girl, and… let's not go into that.
Will: (shudders)
Lance: (quickly) I'm the champion, so I get my own hut too!
Will: (wide-eyed) So, I have to be with… the loonies? (points to Koga and Bruno)
Lance: KOGA! BRUNO! YOU GUYS SHARE! Will, you can have your own.
Will: That was a load off my mind.
~SOME TIME LATER~
(everyone has built their huts. We zoom in to Bruno and Koga's hut)
Bruno: (on the bottom hammock) Ok, Koga, let's go to bed.
Koga: (playing video games) Just a sec! I've almost unlocked Mr. Game and Watch! I'm almost donnnnneeeee!!!
Bruno: Koga, how on Earth are you playing video games on a desolate island?
Koga: (shrugs) The author said so, I guess. I don't care either way. (glances back at the screen) Darn, I lost. I guess I'll go to bed now. (attempts to climb onto the top hammock, fails, and crashes down on the floor)
Koga: Owwwww…
Bruno: (already half-asleep) Go to sleep… (yawns)
Koga: I'm trying, I'm trying! (attempts to climb on the top hammock, fails, and crashes down on the floor again) Owww…
Bruno: (eyes snap open) God, Koga, if you can't even get on the hammock, I guess I'll have to switch with you!
Koga: Ok. (easily climbs into the bottom hammock)
Bruno: That was a decision of pure logic. (points to his brain) I think I'm getting more grey matter. (smiles and nods) (leaps on the top hammock, and miraculously lies down perfectly)
(within a few minutes, Bruno's enormous weight causes him to fall and smush Koga flattened)
Koga: Brunoo… You're….suffocating….me…!!!! (squeaks)
Bruno: (grumbles in his sleep)
Koga: Blea X_X
~scene changes to Will's hut~
Will: (tampering with some makeshift radio transmitter he created) Almost….done…
Makeshift Radio Transmitter: (starts emitting sounds)
Will: (to the radio thingie) We're stranded on a desolate island! We need help! Our location is-
(Koga runs into Will's hut, crashes into Will, and the transmitter smashes on the ground, unfixable)
Will: Ow… (realizes his radio thingie is broken beyond repair) KOGA!!!! I was about to get us off!!!!
Koga: Oh, sorry. I just came here to complain. Bruno and I can't seem to get in our hammocks correctly.
Will: Grrrrr…. Is that it???
Koga: ………….Yes.
Will: YOU… WHY I OUGHTA…!!!! (chases Koga)
Koga: Eeeeeeeeeeee! (runs out of Will's hut, screaming)
Will: the lunatic… (sits back down) Well, I guess I have to start from scratch…
(a scraping noise is heard and suddenly the walls of Will's hut fall down)
Will: …… (suddenly he realizes something) Wait… If the walls fell down… What's keeping the roof up…? (looks up)
SPLAT.
Will: (muffled voice) STUPID THING YOU…!!!!
(screen fades out)
A/N: What did THAT remind you of? ^_^ Hmmm… You may not know, but this was modeled more or less after Gilligan's Island, which [disclaimer] I do not own [/disclaimer] Well, that's it for now.
