(scene zooms in to Bruno, who is learning to dance like a native of the island. Of course, there are no natives of the island, so I guess Bruno was the first one)
Bruno: (in an outfit complete with the palm skirt and flower necklace! Wheeee!) (dances)
(in the audience are Koga, Lance, Will, and Karen, who would eat popcorn except that they have none, so they are attempting to eat the only thing they can find…)
Will: (smashes coconut in the sand as hard as he can, then slumps near the palm tree he's leaning on hopelessly) I've tried everything. THIS COCONUT SIMPLY WILL NOT BREAK.
Karen: (eyeing her coconut oddly) These coconuts appear to have a tough composition. (smacks her coconut against the palm tree she's leaning against, to no avail) Dang.
Koga: (sniffing his coconut) I'm not sure I want to eat this thing anyway…
Lance: Come on, they're not poisonous.
Koga: Really? (stuffs the coconut shell in his mouth, inflating his mouth to gigantic proportions) !!!!!!!
Lance: (pounding his coconut with his fist) I meant, they're edible when you break the shell first…
Koga: So that's why you three are trying to break open these thingies…
Lance: …Duh….OW! MY FIST! (clutches his hand quickly)
Will: Give up, Lance. These things are unbreakable. (casually tosses his coconut into the water)
(all four of them watch the floating coconut, when suddenly the head of a gigantic Gyarados comes out of the water, eyeing the brown ball hungrily)
Koga: Aaaaaah! A Gyarados! (hides behind his palm tree)
(to make things short, all four of them were leaning against their own palm trees, which were conveniently all in a row)
Lance: Calm down, Koga. I have a Gyarados, and I know enough about them to know that the big guy isn't interested in us.
Gyarados: (faces the Elite 4/Champion) GYAAAAAAAARRRR!!! (a ball of energy begins to form in its mouth)
All: (this includes Lance and Bruno) AIYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!! (they scramble up their palm trees furiously, except Bruno who doesn't have one. Bruno, desperate for somewhere to hide, buries his head in the sand stupidly)
Bruno: (muffled voice) If I can't see them, they can't see me… (shivers)
Gyarados: GGYAAAAAAAA!!! (the Hyper Beam is fully charged and hits the beach. Everyone is okay, with the exception of Bruno)
Bruno: OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Will: (eyeing the palm trees, which all fell down due to the force of the Beam) Looks like we need new… leaning-on thingies…
Lance: (pulling four inflatable chairs out of nowhere) Here! (hands them to everyone)
Will: Why didn't you just do this sooner!?!
Lance: (shrugs) Dunno. I just wasn't in the mood.
Will: Grrrr.
(everyone blows up their inflatable chairs, and lie back in them lazily. A growling noise is heard)
Koga: EEEEE!!!
Bruno: (sticking his charred head from out of the hole) IT'S A MOUNTAIN LION! A MOUNTAIN LION!!! (screams)
Karen: (listening intently) It doesn't sound like a mountain lion.
Will: What would you expect from Bruno?
Lance: Eh-heh-heh…
(the growling noise is heard again, but the location is more obvious)
All but Lance: Lance!?!
Lance: (points to his stomach) I couldn't help it! I'm hungry! (pouts)
(The elite four/Lance then remember the Gyarados, and look out into the sea. The Gyarados is opening his huge jaws and about to clamp them down on the coconut)
SNAP!!!
(the Gyarados bites through the husk of the coconut, making a splintering noise. The cracked coconut then flies away from the force, and lands in Lance's hands)
Lance: IT'S A GIFT FROM ABOVE!!! (praises the heavens)
Will: Hey, you know that's my coconut!
Lance: HEHEHEHE! NOT ANYMORE!!!! (pulls open the coconut's shell and devours the insides hungrily) All gone!
Will: ….
Lance: okay, now that we're fed (as soon as Lance said this, the Elites glared at him), let's try to find a way off the island.
Will: (squints and points up at the sky) hey, look up there!
Koga: It's a bird!
Bruno: It's a plane!
Karen: No, it's a Battle Squad blimp!
All: Oooooooooooooohhhh…
(Karen, Koga, and Bruno gape at the blimp, while Lance and Will desperately try to make distress signs)
Will: (grabs a bunch of coconuts and writes "HELP" in big bold letters in the sand)
Lance: (lighting a fire and waving his arms furiously)
Koga: Hey, Karen? What's the Battle Squad?
Karen: Some Pokemon battle training shop thingie. Not really popular.
Koga: Ah. I see.
Will and Lance: (still trying to catch the blimp's attention)
~SOMEWHERE ON THE BLIMP~
Guy #1: Hey, look down there. On that island.
Guy #2: It looks like they've started the lifesaving training on those young college graduates already.
Guy #1: It'd be best not to disturb their practice.
Guy #2: You said it.
~BACK ON THE ISLAND~
Lance: Come on, don't they see us???
Will: apparently not.
Karen: NOW how are we gonna get off???
Lance: (lightbulb appears above head) We'll build… a raft! Yeah, that's it!
(everyone goes out into the woods and brings back lots of wood. After a while, the raft is crafted together with several vines. After a hard day of work, the raft is completed)
All: Yay! (they get on it and push it onto the water)
(Suddenly the Gyarados head appears above the water again. The Elite Four and Lance flee from their hard-earned raft in panic. The gyarados viciously destroys the raft, then retreats back into the seas)
All: DARNIT!!!
Will: Now how are we going to get off…
Karen: Huh? (spots something)
Lance: What do you see, Karen?
Karen: I dunno… Some… thing.
Will: That tells us a lot.
Karen: no, really! It's floating right by Bruno's head!
(they all turn and see some little box of text and a picture by Bruno's head. Bruno faints)
(they read the text)
SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED!
You find a spare helicopter on the floor!
(they stare at each other)
Karen: That… is freaky…
(suddenly some giant object falls out of the sky and buries Bruno under it, crushing him with its mass)
Bruno: !!!! (is squashed) HELP!
All but Bruno: YAY! A HELICOPTER! (they climb into it, not realizing Bruno was still trapped under it. Well, maybe they realized it, but none of them really liked Bruno much anyway)
Karen: Ok, who knows how to fly a helicopter???
Lance: Mememememememe!!! (hops up and down with his hand raised)
Karen: Well, that's taken care of.
(Lance walks over to the controls and starts fiddling with them. The helicopter rumbles to life, and they take off from the island)
Karen: Good-bye, island!
Lance: Good-bye, hard-to-open coconuts!
Koga: Good-bye, mediocre huts!
Will: Good-bye, Bruno! And good riddance. (snickers)
(and so, they all fly away, leaving Bruno helpless on the island)
Bruno: …Isn't someone going to help me? (cries)
(suddenly, a bunch of gremlin-type things march up to Bruno)
Bruno: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Gremlin-type thingies: (talk in different, ancient-sounding language)
Bruno: It must be an ancient race that used to inhabit this island in the distant past, and saw me lying in their sand to come and rid me from their pure habitat! Either that, or they're those pieces of Kentucky-fried chicken they serve at Yanma's, I forget.
(the gremlin-type thingies raise their staffs and blast Bruno allllllll the way back to… where the elites will land their helicopter)
Bruno: OOWWWWWWWWWWW!!! (rubs his many injuries sadly) WHY AM I SO HATED??? (suddenly an iron weight falls on him out of nowhere) !!!!!!
SPLAT.
Bruno: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…. THE AGONY……. THE PAIN…. UGH… (faints) X_X
A/N: Dclick, I'll try to stick in that much-wanted guest role sometime soon. ;) The evil constantly mind-plagued GG88 is missing ideas though. Lccorp2, Camino means ROAD???? I'm dead. And… Tsunami Shadow… You DON'T like Ash???? What's going on? Did you have some freakish twist of character overnight? I'm scared.
