I Hate Her
A Parody by Mr. Crash
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This is a parody of Puddle of Mudd's "She Hates Me". Anti-L/Z fans unite! In this, Link goes over how angry he was at Zelda's demanding him to go get the Spiritual Stones.
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(music starts up)
Met a royal, thought she was nice,
Fell in love, but learned of a price.
Getting stones, you know there are three,
That burden fell on me.
In a warp flip I can't grip.
Never thought I'd be the one who'd slip.
Then I started to realize,
She was telling one big lie!
I fucking hate her.
Lust,
I fucking hate her.
La la la love?
She looked so good,
But lied in my face like a princess,
And sent me away...
Things were cool for about an hour.
After that stuff got sour.
I went all over Hyrule.
No turning back,
Now I know I'm a fool, oh!
In a warp flip I can't grip!
Never thought I'd be the one who'd slip!
Then I started to realize,
She was telling one big lie!
I fucking hate her!
Lust,
I fucking hate her!
La la la love?
She looked so good,
But lied in my face like a princess,
And sent me away!
That's my story, as you know.
As they say, go on with the show!
Now it's over - but fact is,
I'll never deal again with that bitch!
I fucking hate her!
Lust,
I fucking hate her!
La la la love?!
She looked so good,
But lied in my face like a princess,
And sent me away!
La la la la la la la la la love!
Lust
La la la la la la la la la love!
Lust
She lied in my face like a princess!
I fucking hate heeeeeeeeeeeeeer!
A Parody by Mr. Crash
***
This is a parody of Puddle of Mudd's "She Hates Me". Anti-L/Z fans unite! In this, Link goes over how angry he was at Zelda's demanding him to go get the Spiritual Stones.
***
(music starts up)
Met a royal, thought she was nice,
Fell in love, but learned of a price.
Getting stones, you know there are three,
That burden fell on me.
In a warp flip I can't grip.
Never thought I'd be the one who'd slip.
Then I started to realize,
She was telling one big lie!
I fucking hate her.
Lust,
I fucking hate her.
La la la love?
She looked so good,
But lied in my face like a princess,
And sent me away...
Things were cool for about an hour.
After that stuff got sour.
I went all over Hyrule.
No turning back,
Now I know I'm a fool, oh!
In a warp flip I can't grip!
Never thought I'd be the one who'd slip!
Then I started to realize,
She was telling one big lie!
I fucking hate her!
Lust,
I fucking hate her!
La la la love?
She looked so good,
But lied in my face like a princess,
And sent me away!
That's my story, as you know.
As they say, go on with the show!
Now it's over - but fact is,
I'll never deal again with that bitch!
I fucking hate her!
Lust,
I fucking hate her!
La la la love?!
She looked so good,
But lied in my face like a princess,
And sent me away!
La la la la la la la la la love!
Lust
La la la la la la la la la love!
Lust
She lied in my face like a princess!
I fucking hate heeeeeeeeeeeeeer!
