A/N: Morbane- I don't remember Will crossing out Karen's name in Chapter 2… That was Lance… Hehehehe.
Ok everyone, realize I was not really in a good mood when I wrote this. No particular REAL reason, I have a cold and I'm coughing every three seconds. It really hurts my throat, and I'm going to a sleepover tonight because I promised my friend I would come. You know how hard it is to sleep when you have a cold? *empties a whole box of Kleenex* Ok, enough of my ranting, let's get on with it.
(the first scene is Bruno running through a lush meadow. The meadow appears to be sparkling and the background is pink with hearts and clouds)
Bruno: (twirling about in slow motion) What a beautiful field of fragrant flowers! (rolls in the flowers)
(ok, meanwhile)
Karen: (is asleep) zzzzzzzz….
~SOME TIME LATER~
Karen: (wakes up) aaahh… What a nice morning… (she looks outside to see the sun waaaaaay high in the sky) Oh no! How long did I sleep in???
(Hehe, a long time, Karen)
Karen: Eeeeeee! (looks at the clock) 12:34 PM??? ACK! (she hurriedly does all her morning thingies, then comes out of her gym. She sees Lance and Will talking)
Will: …And then-
Lance: Hold on a sec!
Will: (notices Karen)
Lance: (also notices Karen)
Karen: …? Well? Aren't you going to say hello to me?
Will and Lance: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Karen: …?!?!? (pulls out a calendar. It's currently the month of April, and Karen's birthday isn't even IN April) Guys, it's not my birthday…
Will and Lance: (look at each other with confused faces)
Karen: (muttering) …Idiots… (walks into the hallway in order to leave the Indigo Plateau for a while. But suddenly…)
Koga: (sticks his head out of a closet) HI KAREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Karen: EYAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! (jumps really high and clings to the chandelier)
Koga: What are you doing up there? Oh, and BTW, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Karen: (jumping off the chandelier) IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Koga: (gets a confused look)
Karen: (stomps off)
(next scene takes us to McDonalds, where Karen is eating with her friends Clair, Sabrina, and Erika)
Karen: Hey guys, you'll never guess what people keep saying to me this morning…
Clair, Sabrina, and Erika: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Karen: Yeah, that's it! How'd you guess?
Clair, Sabrina, and Erika: (puzzled) No, we meant happy birthday!
Karen: …? IT IS NOT MY BIRTHDAY, FOR THE FINAL TIME!!!!
Clair, Sabrina, and Erika: (stare at the ceiling, then look at each other with puzzled expressions) It's not?
Karen: NO!
Clair, Sabrina, and Erika: (continue to look puzzled)
Karen: Sheesh! What is going on???
(Okay, next scene)
Karen: OK, Bruno, you're too stupid to know when anything is anyway…
Bruno: (nods)
Karen: (mutters) the lunatic… (talks out loud for Bruno to hear) so, I want you to tell me if you know anything about what is going on… You know what I mean.
Bruno: Hold on a sec. Can I ask you a question?
Karen: Ummm… ok.
Bruno: What kind of cake are you getting for your birthday?
Karen: Oh, I'm not sure…
Bruno: Well, you don't have much time to decide! It is your birthday, right?
Karen: UGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! (smacks Bruno with a mallet and marches away, infuriated)
Bruno: owww… (rubs his head) Was it something I said?
(next scene)
Karen: (has tied up Will and Lance to a pole and has lit a fire under them)
Will and Lance: (singing "Happy Birthday To You")
Karen: (has on earplugs) Ok, now that I have gathered the victims, I demand you give me a decent explanation as to why everyone thinks that it's my birthday!
Will and Lance: Happy BIRTHday dear Ka-
Karen: (cannot take it anymore) THAT'S IT!!!! I NEED TO GO HURT SOMETHING!!!!!
Will and Lance: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!
Karen: SHUT UP, YOU MANIACS!!! (smacks them with the first thing she gets a hold of, which happens to be a cheese grater)
Will and Lance: X_X
Karen: Now that that's taken care of… (runs off)
(Next scene. AGAIN. Wheee)
Karen: (sitting in front of the authors, and all of them look like [hint, hint] they have no clue as to what is going on) Listen up.
Authors: Ok.
Karen: Do you all, honestly and truly, believe that it is my birthday?
Authors: ummmm…
Karen: DO YOU???
Lccorp2: how would I know???
Yui: You can keep track of your own birthday, can't you?
PyroVulpix: Is that a trick question?
Tsunami Shadow: If you say it is, then it is. (shrugs)
Sonicrazy: …No comment.
TCL: (points to Sonicrazy) Ditto.
Karen: (glaring at them all) TELL EVERYONE TO STOP DOING THIS TO ME!!!!!!
Authors: (looking at each other and nodding slowly while grinning)
Karen: (nervously) w-what?
Yui: (pulls out a birthday cake from behind her back)
Everyone else: (pull out presents and party favors)
Karen: Tell me this isn't happening. (faints)
Authors: (singing happily) Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo! You smell like a monkey and you act like one too! (clap)
Karen: X_X
(somewhere in a large room, everyone who has sang/said/done something related to Karen's birthday are gathered in the large room… uh… yeah)
Will: (somewhat bored) Think we overdid it?
Lance: Nah…
Erika: After all, it's not our fault she didn't know it was the 1st of April!
Karen: (walks in) Ok, you all have got some explaining to do!
All but Karen: HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY, KAREN!
Karen: GRRRR! It's not my birthda- uhh… did you say, happy APRIL FOOL'S day…?
All but Karen: (nods)
Karen: (checks the calendar again) Oh, dang! It is April 1st!
Lance: Umm, like, duh. (gasps) Did I just say the L-word???
TCL: The… L-word?
Lance: Like! The L-word is like! Like, no! I'm, like, mentally scarred for life! This is, like, insane!
Will: (eyeing Lance nervously) Like, whatever… (realizes what he just said) AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
(by this time everyone but Karen is running around in sheer panic)
Karen: What a bunch of wierdos… (sighs) Oh well… I need some aspirin… (wonders off)
A/N: Did you read the Author's Note at the top? Good for you! I wrote that 4 days ago! -_- Ok, so this took a while to update… sue me.
