A/N: As I write this, I am very freaked. Not because it's September 11 [A/N: Woah, did I just write an author's note inside of an author's note??? O_O well, anyway, I'm informing you that Sept. 11 for me was yesterday, but the site was down yesterday, so I couldn't post this chappie], but because in class today… In French, we had a discussion about the name Bruno. I did not start the conversation. We talked about how it was a stupid name, and *shudders* all that. I had nothing to contribute, so I just stared in a different direction. During the Bruno conversation, someone I hate said "Bruno's from the Elite Four!" I'm NOT kidding there. I nearly fell off my chair. Wait, I'm not done yet. There's a poster in our French room that says "Go Lance" or something in French. Yep, Lance Armstrong the biker guy. THEN, we read a paragraph in our books about a girl named Karen. Finally, when I thought it couldn't get any worse, I went to Language Arts. We watched a movie. In the movie there was this guy named Will, and he was blind (Will from Pokemon's eyes aren't perfect either, eh? What do you think about that mask?) and everyone in the room claimed he was PSYCHIC!!!! FOR REAL! *faints*
No signs of Koga today though. Not a common name.
(our first scene takes us to a library, where Koga insists Bruno learns how to read)
Bruno: Give up, Koga! I'll never read! (wails)
Koga: Come on, Bruno, no one can be that stupid…
Bruno: You have no idea. (reaches for a tissue)
Koga: (listens)
Bruno: What?
Koga: It's quiet… Too quiet…
Bruno: Duh, it's a library.
Koga: It's so quiet, I can hear a pen drop! (grabs his pen and drops it on the floor with a CLINK noise)
Bruno: Shhh…
Koga: It's so quiet, I can hear myself sneeze! (sneezes)
Bruno: Keep it down, Koga!
Koga: It's so quiet, I can hear a bookshelf fall over! (pushes over a bookshelf. A tremendous noise of many objects smashing into the ground ensues)
Bruno: I don't know you, I don't know you… (whistles and walks away)
Koga: It's so quiet, I can hear a house fall! (a house falls nearby with an earth-shattering Ka-BOOOOM!!!!)
(by this time, everyone is staring at Koga. Some are running away in panic, and some look like they want to impale him on a butter knife)
Mob: GRRRR!!! (chases after Koga)
Koga: AAAAAAHHHH!!!! (runs) Darn! It's not so quiet anymore!
(scene changes. Will, Lance, and Karen are seated in some restaurant thingie. Will and Lance are playing War games on their GameBoys where the object is to destroy the enemy base with attack bombs. However, the enemies do the same to you so be warned! Errr… I didn't just say that…)
Karen: I haveta go to the bathroom… When the waitress comes, you guys know what I want, right?
Will: (nods)
Lance: (ignores her)
Karen: (shrugs and runs off to the bathroom)
Lance: (head snaps upwards, searching for Karen, for he didn't hear her say where she was going) What happen!?!?
Will: (thinking Lance meant the war game) Someone set us up the bomb!
Lance: (shrugging and going back to the game) (eyes get wide) We get signal!
Waitress: (walks up to them) How are you, gentlemen?
Will and Lance: (ignore her and continue playing the game)
Will: (to his game) HA! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME! (laughs evilly)(blows up the bases in his game)
Waitress: …?
Lance: (to his game) You have no chance to survive make your time! (blows up the base in his game)
Will: (watching the enemy in his game get eliminated) HA HA HA HA!!!!
Waitress: (walks away quickly)
Karen: (coming back) hi guys! What's new?
Will: Oh, we were just playing our game.
Lance: Yeah.
Karen: did the waitress come yet?
Lance and Will: (look at each other then shake their heads no)
Karen: Oh, ok. I saw her on my way out of the bathroom. She looked really freaked about something.
Lance: Really?
Will: I wonder what…
Karen: Hey, are you guys finished with your games yet?
Will: Yeah. We blew up the enemy bases…
Lance: HA HA HA HA…
Karen: (stares at them uneasily) Come on, let's go find Koga and Bruno.
Lance: But we're at the restaurant! We can't leave!
Karen: Oh, yes we can! Something tells me we should order fast food or takeout instead… You guys are scaring people!
Lance and Will: (look at each other, puzzled)
Karen: You know what I mean! (she ties ropes around their necks and drags them out of the place)
Lance and Will: (suffocating) X_X
Karen: Come on, hurry up!
Lance and Will: okay, okay!!!!
(next scene)
Koga: (in his barely conscious state, for the angry mob beat him up) It's so loud, I can't hear myself talk…
Bruno: We intend to keep it that way! Silence STINKS!
(next scene…)
Lance: (chattering excitedly) Didja know FF.Net added the coolio feature that lets you see who added you to your favorite Author's list?
Will: Yeah, that rocks!
Karen: (rolling her eyes) Why would you guys care anyway? You're characters, not authors.
(silence)
Will: (shakes his head slowly) She's got a point.
Lance: But still…
Karen: Nope! No "but still"'s! I'm still the smartest one here! S-M-A-T!
Will and Lance: o_0
Karen: YIPES! (quickly) I mean S-M-A-R-T.
Will and Lance: -_-;;
Karen: You guys need to learn to act more intelligent and dignified, like ME! (crosses her arms)
(Lance and Will look at each other, shaking their heads)
Karen: …What?
Will: Stop it with the smart act, or we'll…
Lance: (uses his finger to spell "birthday" in the air)
Karen: EEEE! No! Not that! I'll stop! I'll be nice! Pleeeeeaaaseee… (bows and begs for mercy)
Lance and Will: (cackle evilly, insanely, and pointlessly)
A/N: FF.Net keeps getting weirder and weirder… Well, I'm sorta glad NC-17 stories are being banned… but… I think they may be overdoing it a bit…
