(you know how it was April 1st a few days ago in the fic? Well… I should re-order that so it's posted on April Fool's Day… Today it's actually current time, September 13. Or at least in my time zone it is. FF.Net has a slow clock -_-)

(scene: Some golf field)

Lance: (getting up from his seat) I'm up! I feel like I could hit a hole-in-one! (swings his golf club. The ball flies up, up, high over the horizon, and smashes into the sun)

Everyone but Lance: …?

Lance: SCORE!!!!

Karen: Nuh-uh! That didn't count! For one thing, we need a new ball!

Koga: (holds up a golf ball) here! I got one!

Lance: Lemme try again, 'kay?

Karen: Just don't hit the golf ball too far, ok?

Lance: ok.

(Lance swings. The golf ball goes up, up, and up, then comes down at shocking speed. It lands with a splash into a nearby lake. A Gyarados sticks its head out of the lake and devours the golf ball)

Lance: I need a new golf ball!

Karen: (pushes Lance out of the way) My turn! (takes a golf ball out of her pocket.)

(Karen swings! The ball goes negative feet, therefore flying above Karen's head, defying the laws of everything you've been taught in math class!)

All: ?????

Will: You guys just can't hit the ball! I'll show you how it's done!

(Will swings! The ball vanishes)

Will: Hey, where'd it go?

CLUNK.

(ball smacks Will on the head)

Will: Oh, up there. (suddenly looks dazed) ow.

Bruno: Oh, please. This is embarassing.

(Bruno swings! …He misses the ball)

Bruno: ARGH! Lemme try that again!

(Bruno swings! …He misses again)

Bruno: AARRRRRRGHHH!!!

(Bruno swings! The club zooms over the golf ball, and Bruno falls backwards from the force. In other words, he misses)

Bruno: NOOOOOOO!!!! (starts having a tantrum and pounding his fists on the ground) WHY???

Koga: Umm… I don't think I'll try. It looks jinxed o_0

Jynx: (comes up) (tries to kiss Koga)

Koga: ARRRGGHHH!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!

(Will teleports the Jynx to who-knows-where… no, wait! A firey volcano where ice pokemon cannot survive! *cackles evilly*)

Jynx: (appears in a volcano) JYNNNNNNNNXXXX!!! (burns up)

Blaine: (sees Jynx get fried) My, my, my.

(Dclick comes in)

Blaine: …?

Dclick: (takes out the not so world famous bubble bomb bazooka team rocket used to try and capture Pikachu in season 1!) Stick 'em up, Blaine!

Blaine: …?

Dclick: I have heard from nearby cities of a deranged riddle master that lives in here!

Blaine: Why, how insulti-

Dclick: So I am here to eliminate you! (turns into a Ho-oh)

Blaine: Oh! A fire Pokemon! I must capture it! (throws a… DUN DUN DUN!!!…)

Dclick: MASTER BALL!!!!! (gets captured)

Blaine: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

(scene: Author's lounge)

(the buzzer goes off! BRRRRRINNNNNGGG! BRINGGGGGG!!!)

Lccorp2: What's going on???

Shadow (Shadow Tsunami): (takes out root beer) Don't anybody move! This thing's loaded!

MMUSA: (takes out the dreaded pink bunny slippers of doom) BACK, TRACEY! OR YOU DIE!

TCL: Relax, Tracey's not here…

(Tracey runs in)

MMUSA: TRACEY! AHA! DIEEEEEEE!!! (throws the dreaded pink bunny slippers of doom at Tracey)

Tracey: AAAAAHHHH!!!! (dissolves into pink dust)

MMUSA: (cackles evilly)

Yui: (checks the author count screen) Dclick's been captured by Blaine!

All: (gasp) WE MUST SAVE OUR FELLOW AUTHOR! (they take out strange bottles)

Yui: (takes out a hose) It's payback time…

(scene: The volcano)

Yui: (leading the group) Ok, Blaine! Let Dclick back!

Blaine: (cackles madly) I'll NEVER LET HER GO! NEVER! NEVER! HAHAHAHA! I HAVE A HO-OH! I BET I'M STRONGER THAN RED AND LANCE!!!! EHEHEHEHEHE!!!

TCL: a-HEM.

Blaine: (jaw drops stupidly) A LUGIA! I MUST CATCH IT! THEN I SHALL BECOME THE RULER OF THE UNIVERSE WITH MY LUGIA AND HO-OH!!!! (laughs insanely)

TCL: …?

Blaine: HAHAHAHA! (throws a MASTER BALL!!! EEEE!!!)

TCL: I knew I should've stayed home today… (gets captured)

All: Uh-oh!

Blaine: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Lccorp2: (turns into an Umbreon) This has gone far enough!

Blaine: OH! AN UMBREON! I'll get that too! (throws ANOTHER Master ball! Eeee!)

Lccorp2: How many master balls can a guy get??? (gets captured)

Blaine: Anyone else?

(everyone shakes their head no)

Blaine: Good!

(Blaine ties everyone up to a pole located in the center of the volcano. The pole slowly lowers to the lava)

Blaine: This is where you meet your doom! Good-bye, authors! (cackles insanely)

(Are the authors doomed???)

Sonicrazy: (floats in) Sorry I'm late. What did I miss?

Blaine: (jaw drops stupidly again) A CELEBI!!!! OMG!!!!! (realizes he has no more master balls) OH FIDDLESTICKS!!! WHY OH WHY DID I THROW A MASTER BALL AT AN UMBREON???

Legendary-Raikou: (runs in as well) THE CALVARY HAS ARRIVED!!! (hums the batman theme song and does a 360 spin jump)

PyroVulpix: (dashes in) OH! A VOLCANO!!! (rolls around in the heat) (glares at Legendary-Raikou) I'm the only one who can do 360 spin jumps around here!)

Legendary-Raikou: Tough. (does another one)

PyroVulpix: (pouts)

Legendary-Raikou: Perhaps we should bring M2 the Mewtwo Guru in here. More torture for poor power-hungry Blaine.

PyroVulpix: I think we can take him down as it is.

Legendary-Raikou: Yeah.

(Sonicrazy, PyroVulpix, and Legendary-Raikou fiercely attack Blaine)

Blaine: AAAAAAAH!!!!!!! (the balls containing the other authors fall to the ground and burst open)

Dclick: HA! NO MORE MISS NICE GIRL! (does Sacred Fire on Blaine)

Blaine: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

TCL: IT'S PAYBACK TIME! (does Crimson Aeroblast on Blaine)

Blaine: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Lccorp2: And last but not least… (attacks Blaine with Crunch, a move an Umbreon normally cannot learn!)

Blaine: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! (dissolves into black and red dust)

All: YEAH! (parties)

(they all have to get back to the author's lounge. Dclick and TCL fly them there)

Dclick: (lands) Thank you for choosing Dclick airlines…

TCL: Thank you for riding Crimson Lugia airlines! (lands also)

(the authors all go off into the authors lounge, and do the usual, eating, sleeping, and fighting/arguing)

(meanwhile)

Will: This darn game of golf just isn't going anywhere! What's the score?

Lance: 0 to 0 to 0 to 0 to -493885.

Karen: I'm assuming the last score is mine?

Lance: Yep.

Karen: Darn.