(you know how it was April 1st a few days ago in the fic? Well… I should re-order that so it's posted on April Fool's Day… Today it's actually current time, September 13. Or at least in my time zone it is. FF.Net has a slow clock -_-)
(scene: Some golf field)
Lance: (getting up from his seat) I'm up! I feel like I could hit a hole-in-one! (swings his golf club. The ball flies up, up, high over the horizon, and smashes into the sun)
Everyone but Lance: …?
Lance: SCORE!!!!
Karen: Nuh-uh! That didn't count! For one thing, we need a new ball!
Koga: (holds up a golf ball) here! I got one!
Lance: Lemme try again, 'kay?
Karen: Just don't hit the golf ball too far, ok?
Lance: ok.
(Lance swings. The golf ball goes up, up, and up, then comes down at shocking speed. It lands with a splash into a nearby lake. A Gyarados sticks its head out of the lake and devours the golf ball)
Lance: I need a new golf ball!
Karen: (pushes Lance out of the way) My turn! (takes a golf ball out of her pocket.)
(Karen swings! The ball goes negative feet, therefore flying above Karen's head, defying the laws of everything you've been taught in math class!)
All: ?????
Will: You guys just can't hit the ball! I'll show you how it's done!
(Will swings! The ball vanishes)
Will: Hey, where'd it go?
CLUNK.
(ball smacks Will on the head)
Will: Oh, up there. (suddenly looks dazed) ow.
Bruno: Oh, please. This is embarassing.
(Bruno swings! …He misses the ball)
Bruno: ARGH! Lemme try that again!
(Bruno swings! …He misses again)
Bruno: AARRRRRRGHHH!!!
(Bruno swings! The club zooms over the golf ball, and Bruno falls backwards from the force. In other words, he misses)
Bruno: NOOOOOOO!!!! (starts having a tantrum and pounding his fists on the ground) WHY???
Koga: Umm… I don't think I'll try. It looks jinxed o_0
Jynx: (comes up) (tries to kiss Koga)
Koga: ARRRGGHHH!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!
(Will teleports the Jynx to who-knows-where… no, wait! A firey volcano where ice pokemon cannot survive! *cackles evilly*)
Jynx: (appears in a volcano) JYNNNNNNNNXXXX!!! (burns up)
Blaine: (sees Jynx get fried) My, my, my.
(Dclick comes in)
Blaine: …?
Dclick: (takes out the not so world famous bubble bomb bazooka team rocket used to try and capture Pikachu in season 1!) Stick 'em up, Blaine!
Blaine: …?
Dclick: I have heard from nearby cities of a deranged riddle master that lives in here!
Blaine: Why, how insulti-
Dclick: So I am here to eliminate you! (turns into a Ho-oh)
Blaine: Oh! A fire Pokemon! I must capture it! (throws a… DUN DUN DUN!!!…)
Dclick: MASTER BALL!!!!! (gets captured)
Blaine: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…
(scene: Author's lounge)
(the buzzer goes off! BRRRRRINNNNNGGG! BRINGGGGGG!!!)
Lccorp2: What's going on???
Shadow (Shadow Tsunami): (takes out root beer) Don't anybody move! This thing's loaded!
MMUSA: (takes out the dreaded pink bunny slippers of doom) BACK, TRACEY! OR YOU DIE!
TCL: Relax, Tracey's not here…
(Tracey runs in)
MMUSA: TRACEY! AHA! DIEEEEEEE!!! (throws the dreaded pink bunny slippers of doom at Tracey)
Tracey: AAAAAHHHH!!!! (dissolves into pink dust)
MMUSA: (cackles evilly)
Yui: (checks the author count screen) Dclick's been captured by Blaine!
All: (gasp) WE MUST SAVE OUR FELLOW AUTHOR! (they take out strange bottles)
Yui: (takes out a hose) It's payback time…
(scene: The volcano)
Yui: (leading the group) Ok, Blaine! Let Dclick back!
Blaine: (cackles madly) I'll NEVER LET HER GO! NEVER! NEVER! HAHAHAHA! I HAVE A HO-OH! I BET I'M STRONGER THAN RED AND LANCE!!!! EHEHEHEHEHE!!!
TCL: a-HEM.
Blaine: (jaw drops stupidly) A LUGIA! I MUST CATCH IT! THEN I SHALL BECOME THE RULER OF THE UNIVERSE WITH MY LUGIA AND HO-OH!!!! (laughs insanely)
TCL: …?
Blaine: HAHAHAHA! (throws a MASTER BALL!!! EEEE!!!)
TCL: I knew I should've stayed home today… (gets captured)
All: Uh-oh!
Blaine: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Lccorp2: (turns into an Umbreon) This has gone far enough!
Blaine: OH! AN UMBREON! I'll get that too! (throws ANOTHER Master ball! Eeee!)
Lccorp2: How many master balls can a guy get??? (gets captured)
Blaine: Anyone else?
(everyone shakes their head no)
Blaine: Good!
(Blaine ties everyone up to a pole located in the center of the volcano. The pole slowly lowers to the lava)
Blaine: This is where you meet your doom! Good-bye, authors! (cackles insanely)
(Are the authors doomed???)
Sonicrazy: (floats in) Sorry I'm late. What did I miss?
Blaine: (jaw drops stupidly again) A CELEBI!!!! OMG!!!!! (realizes he has no more master balls) OH FIDDLESTICKS!!! WHY OH WHY DID I THROW A MASTER BALL AT AN UMBREON???
Legendary-Raikou: (runs in as well) THE CALVARY HAS ARRIVED!!! (hums the batman theme song and does a 360 spin jump)
PyroVulpix: (dashes in) OH! A VOLCANO!!! (rolls around in the heat) (glares at Legendary-Raikou) I'm the only one who can do 360 spin jumps around here!)
Legendary-Raikou: Tough. (does another one)
PyroVulpix: (pouts)
Legendary-Raikou: Perhaps we should bring M2 the Mewtwo Guru in here. More torture for poor power-hungry Blaine.
PyroVulpix: I think we can take him down as it is.
Legendary-Raikou: Yeah.
(Sonicrazy, PyroVulpix, and Legendary-Raikou fiercely attack Blaine)
Blaine: AAAAAAAH!!!!!!! (the balls containing the other authors fall to the ground and burst open)
Dclick: HA! NO MORE MISS NICE GIRL! (does Sacred Fire on Blaine)
Blaine: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
TCL: IT'S PAYBACK TIME! (does Crimson Aeroblast on Blaine)
Blaine: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Lccorp2: And last but not least… (attacks Blaine with Crunch, a move an Umbreon normally cannot learn!)
Blaine: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! (dissolves into black and red dust)
All: YEAH! (parties)
(they all have to get back to the author's lounge. Dclick and TCL fly them there)
Dclick: (lands) Thank you for choosing Dclick airlines…
TCL: Thank you for riding Crimson Lugia airlines! (lands also)
(the authors all go off into the authors lounge, and do the usual, eating, sleeping, and fighting/arguing)
(meanwhile)
Will: This darn game of golf just isn't going anywhere! What's the score?
Lance: 0 to 0 to 0 to 0 to -493885.
Karen: I'm assuming the last score is mine?
Lance: Yep.
Karen: Darn.
