Vacation...is like living hell. Or at least in my case. But the cast of FFVIII, well that's funny...
Disclaimer: Squaresoft owns FFVIII...not me...
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"Vacation...hell"
Chapter one: Road Trip (Part one)
By: Rinoa Leonhart
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Squall Leonhart sighed, a long and aggravated one. What in the hell was he thinking?!
Agreeing to go on a trip with a bunch of people that will make his life hell!
" 'Because you need a vacation, man!' Zell says. Vacation, a nightmare...where I can't take my gunblade with me."
Squall complained as he sat on the edge of his bed, staring at the black duffle bag in front of him.
He sighed one last time as he rose to his feet, grabbed his duffel bag and headed out the door.
Instead of taking the train...he was stuck with seven other people in a mini-van.
'This is gonna be hell.' Squall thought to himself as he arrived at the parking lot.
Squall examined the room.
In a dark corner in the very back of the room, he could hear Selphie and Irvine giggling. 'Oh Hyne...'
"Do you guys EVER quit?!" Complained Zell, who sat in the second row of the mini-van.
"Only when It's THAT time!" Replied a giddy Selphie.
"Oh shit...I so DID NOT want to hear that!" Seifer stated as he walked into the parking lot with Quistis close behind.
"Why, is it not the great Seifer Almasy...The Sorceress Bitch! Ya not MAN enough to hear it?!"
"CHICKEN WUSS! DAMN YOU!" Seifer yelled as he dropped his bags ready to kill poor Zell.
Quistis put her hand on Seifer's shoulder.
"Seifer..."
Seifer let out a heavy sigh glaring dangerously at Zell.
Zell's grin only got bigger.
There was a long tension in the room except for the noises in the back.
Rinoa came running in, dragging her bag behind her.
Her eyes widened noting the silence...well ALMOST silent.
"Oookay...what'd I miss?" She asked, as she walked over to the mini-van, placing her bags in the back.
Rinoa sighed as she heard the noises.
"Selphie...Irvine...Can't you guys wait ATLEAST till we get there?!"
Everyone let out a sigh of relief, as the noises stopped.
"Okay. Since everyone's here lets get going." Quistis said carrying her bag to the mini-van.
Seifer glared at Zell one last time, flipped him a bird, and followed Quistis.
Zell responded by flipping him a bird back.
Selphie and Irvine appeared out of the shadows, Selphie looking all giddy and Irvine adjusting his hat.
Everyone shudders.
Squall shakes his head, as he places his bag into the back of the mini-van.
"So...who's driving?" Asked a curios Zell.
"Sure as hell not you..." Seifer mumbled under his breath.
Zell glared at Seifer, who just smirked.
"I will..." Squall suggested, as he climbed into the driver seat.
Rinoa smiled and sat in the passenger seat.
Since Selphie and Irvine already claimed the back seat, and no one dared to sit back there with them. Zell, Quistis, and Seifer sat on the second role.
Quistis in between the two...(A/N-Poor Quisty...)
"Okay is everyone ready?" Squall questioned the group.
"WAIT! Dude I gotta use the little boys room!" Zell screamed, sliding open the door of the mini-van and running out of the parking lot.
***10 minuets later***
Zell finally climbed into the seat of the min-van.
Selphie poked him in the back of the head.
"WHAT?!" Zell yelled.
"Fall in?" She asked sweetly.
Zell not really understanding what she meant nodded his head.
"CAN we leave now?!" Squall asked once more.
Every one in the vehicle nodded their head.
"Good..." Squall replied pulling the min-van out of the parking lot, and away from the Garden.
Selphie turned around to look out the window.
"Bye-bye, Garden!" She shouted waving her hand to the disappearing figure.
"Bye-bye dumb rules! Oh, Selphie...." Irvine stated.
Everyone except the two groaned.
"HYNE! We haven't been away from Garden for 2 minuets and they're already trying to have sex!" Seifer stated in an annoyed voice.
"And this is BORING!" Zell complained, hitting his head against the window.
"How bout we ALL play a game!" Quistis suggested.
This caught Selphie's attention.
"Let's play...I SPY! Okay...I spy something...um something...blue!" Selphie stated.
"Is it the sky..." Seifer said shaking his head.
"HEY! You got it!" Selphie giggled. "Your turn!"
"I spy something tan..." Seifer said boringly.
Everyone thought for a moment.
Selphie was the first to reply.
"I got it! Is it Irvine's dic-"
Irvine clamped a hand over Selphie's mouth before she could finish.
Seifer's right eye twitched. "Ah...no..."
"Irvine's jacket..." Quistis answered.
"Yep..." Seifer replied.
"This game SUCKS!" Zell complained.
"How bout we listen to some music?" Selphie suggested.
"Okay...what kind?" Rinoa asked.
"No Nsync, the fag boys, or any girlie music...clear?" Seifer said looking about the group.
"Crystal." The three girls replied.
"So what are gonna listen to then?" Squall questioned.
"How bout Linkin Park?" Zell suggested.
"Okay..." Seifer and Squall agreed.
"That stuff has too much rock! It makes my head hurt!" Selphie complained.
"Aw come on Selph...please..." Irvine pouted.
"What do I get?" Selphie asked.
"A special treat..." Irvine replied.
The rest of the group gagged.
"*Giggle* Okay!" Selphie screamed.
***30 minuets later***
"Squall..." Zell said tapping him on the head.
"What?"
"I gotta pee..."
"Damn Chicken wuss! You just went over half an hour ago!" Seifer complained.
"Bite me..." Zell replied.
"Why don't you just go in the bushes?" Asked Irvine.
"On a freeway? Hell no!" Zell replied.
"Why afraid something might bite your dick?" Irvine asked again.
"That's if he's got one..." Seifer mumbled.
Zell flips him off.
"Piss off..." Seifer began.
"All of you stop!" Quistis yelled, as they pulled into the parking lot of McDonalds.
"Man how bout we get some lunch too! I'm starving!" Zell yelled.
"Okay..." They chorused, as they piled out of the mini-van walking towards McDonalds.
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Once inside Zell dashed to the bathroom as Quistis, Rinoa, and Selphie sat down at a table.
Leaving the guys to get the food.
***In the line***
"Damn...this is gonna take forever!" Seifer complained.
Irvine and Squall nodded their heads in agreement.
"Okay...man I really had to piss..." Zell said as he approached them.
"I really didn't need to know that Zell..." Irvine replied, as he looked over the menu.
"Hmm..." Squall stated, as he too looked over the menu.
"I wonder if they got hot dogs?" Zell questioned, as he joined the other males looking at the menu.
***At the table***
The three girls giggled.
"I feel so sorry for you Quisty, having to sit in between Zell and Seifer." Selphie stated propping her head up with her palm.
"You don't seem to mind since you and Irvine got the back seat alone..." Rinoa said leaning back in her chair.
Selphie's arm flew from beneath her, as her chin hit the table.
They giggled.
"What bout you in the front with Squall...You looked pretty happy up their...his hand on your leg." Quistis stated.
Rinoa fell backwards, taking the chair with her. "You noticed?!"
Quistis and Selphie laughed madly.
Rinoa shook her head.
***In the line***
"WHAT?! What'd ya mean you don't serve hot dogs?!" Zell screamed.
"I'm sorry sir...we just don't..." The lady behind the counter replied.
"Okay...I'll have 3 happy meals..." Zell replied, shrugging his shoulders.
Zell turned around at the sound of laughing.
"A H-Happy meal!!!" Seifer exclaimed laughing.
Irvine followed suit.
Hell even Squall was laughing!
Zell growled, as he grabbed his 3 sacks, and headed toward the girls.
They cracked; laughing even harder once Zell was gone.
***At the table***
Everyone was at the table chowin' down on food.
Zell on his 3rd happy meal, which the guys still can't get over.
Selphie put down her hamburger. "I'm full!"
"Me too..." Rinoa and Quistis reply.
Seifer pushed a couple of French fries in his mouth. "I'm full..."
"I'm full too..." replied a bored Squall.
"Me too..." Irvine said drinking the last of his drink.
"Hang on guys...I still gotta finish my fries!" Zell answered, as he stuffed a whole bunch in his mouth.
"I'm froogh!" He yelled, as pieces of French fries came flying at Irvine and Selphie, who sat in front of him.
"EW!!! GROSE!!!" Yelled Selphie as she ran to the bathroom to get pieces of fries out of her hair.
Irvine grinned evilly and followed suit.
Everyone sighed, as they walked out of McDonalds and piled into the min-van, waiting for Selphie and Irvine.
***30 minuets later***
After twenty minuets Selphie and Irvine finally appeared. They climbed into the mini-van, and we headed back on the road.
"Hey you guys...exactly were we heading?" Asked Selphie.
"I don't know. How bout we vote?" Rinoa suggested.
"Okay...We have Three choices. Dollet, Deling, or Edea's house." Squall stated.
"Raise your hand for Dollet." Rinoa stated.
Irvine raised his hand.
"Deling."
Seifer and Quistis raised their hand.
"Edea's House."
Selphie and Rinoa raised their hand.
"So Squall, Zell what do you choose."
***
Well I'm done with this chapter!
On your review, you can choose which place you want them to go to.
1) For Dollet
2) For Edea's House
Thanks, Rinoa
***
Disclaimer: Squaresoft owns FFVIII...not me...
***
"Vacation...hell"
Chapter one: Road Trip (Part one)
By: Rinoa Leonhart
***
Squall Leonhart sighed, a long and aggravated one. What in the hell was he thinking?!
Agreeing to go on a trip with a bunch of people that will make his life hell!
" 'Because you need a vacation, man!' Zell says. Vacation, a nightmare...where I can't take my gunblade with me."
Squall complained as he sat on the edge of his bed, staring at the black duffle bag in front of him.
He sighed one last time as he rose to his feet, grabbed his duffel bag and headed out the door.
Instead of taking the train...he was stuck with seven other people in a mini-van.
'This is gonna be hell.' Squall thought to himself as he arrived at the parking lot.
Squall examined the room.
In a dark corner in the very back of the room, he could hear Selphie and Irvine giggling. 'Oh Hyne...'
"Do you guys EVER quit?!" Complained Zell, who sat in the second row of the mini-van.
"Only when It's THAT time!" Replied a giddy Selphie.
"Oh shit...I so DID NOT want to hear that!" Seifer stated as he walked into the parking lot with Quistis close behind.
"Why, is it not the great Seifer Almasy...The Sorceress Bitch! Ya not MAN enough to hear it?!"
"CHICKEN WUSS! DAMN YOU!" Seifer yelled as he dropped his bags ready to kill poor Zell.
Quistis put her hand on Seifer's shoulder.
"Seifer..."
Seifer let out a heavy sigh glaring dangerously at Zell.
Zell's grin only got bigger.
There was a long tension in the room except for the noises in the back.
Rinoa came running in, dragging her bag behind her.
Her eyes widened noting the silence...well ALMOST silent.
"Oookay...what'd I miss?" She asked, as she walked over to the mini-van, placing her bags in the back.
Rinoa sighed as she heard the noises.
"Selphie...Irvine...Can't you guys wait ATLEAST till we get there?!"
Everyone let out a sigh of relief, as the noises stopped.
"Okay. Since everyone's here lets get going." Quistis said carrying her bag to the mini-van.
Seifer glared at Zell one last time, flipped him a bird, and followed Quistis.
Zell responded by flipping him a bird back.
Selphie and Irvine appeared out of the shadows, Selphie looking all giddy and Irvine adjusting his hat.
Everyone shudders.
Squall shakes his head, as he places his bag into the back of the mini-van.
"So...who's driving?" Asked a curios Zell.
"Sure as hell not you..." Seifer mumbled under his breath.
Zell glared at Seifer, who just smirked.
"I will..." Squall suggested, as he climbed into the driver seat.
Rinoa smiled and sat in the passenger seat.
Since Selphie and Irvine already claimed the back seat, and no one dared to sit back there with them. Zell, Quistis, and Seifer sat on the second role.
Quistis in between the two...(A/N-Poor Quisty...)
"Okay is everyone ready?" Squall questioned the group.
"WAIT! Dude I gotta use the little boys room!" Zell screamed, sliding open the door of the mini-van and running out of the parking lot.
***10 minuets later***
Zell finally climbed into the seat of the min-van.
Selphie poked him in the back of the head.
"WHAT?!" Zell yelled.
"Fall in?" She asked sweetly.
Zell not really understanding what she meant nodded his head.
"CAN we leave now?!" Squall asked once more.
Every one in the vehicle nodded their head.
"Good..." Squall replied pulling the min-van out of the parking lot, and away from the Garden.
Selphie turned around to look out the window.
"Bye-bye, Garden!" She shouted waving her hand to the disappearing figure.
"Bye-bye dumb rules! Oh, Selphie...." Irvine stated.
Everyone except the two groaned.
"HYNE! We haven't been away from Garden for 2 minuets and they're already trying to have sex!" Seifer stated in an annoyed voice.
"And this is BORING!" Zell complained, hitting his head against the window.
"How bout we ALL play a game!" Quistis suggested.
This caught Selphie's attention.
"Let's play...I SPY! Okay...I spy something...um something...blue!" Selphie stated.
"Is it the sky..." Seifer said shaking his head.
"HEY! You got it!" Selphie giggled. "Your turn!"
"I spy something tan..." Seifer said boringly.
Everyone thought for a moment.
Selphie was the first to reply.
"I got it! Is it Irvine's dic-"
Irvine clamped a hand over Selphie's mouth before she could finish.
Seifer's right eye twitched. "Ah...no..."
"Irvine's jacket..." Quistis answered.
"Yep..." Seifer replied.
"This game SUCKS!" Zell complained.
"How bout we listen to some music?" Selphie suggested.
"Okay...what kind?" Rinoa asked.
"No Nsync, the fag boys, or any girlie music...clear?" Seifer said looking about the group.
"Crystal." The three girls replied.
"So what are gonna listen to then?" Squall questioned.
"How bout Linkin Park?" Zell suggested.
"Okay..." Seifer and Squall agreed.
"That stuff has too much rock! It makes my head hurt!" Selphie complained.
"Aw come on Selph...please..." Irvine pouted.
"What do I get?" Selphie asked.
"A special treat..." Irvine replied.
The rest of the group gagged.
"*Giggle* Okay!" Selphie screamed.
***30 minuets later***
"Squall..." Zell said tapping him on the head.
"What?"
"I gotta pee..."
"Damn Chicken wuss! You just went over half an hour ago!" Seifer complained.
"Bite me..." Zell replied.
"Why don't you just go in the bushes?" Asked Irvine.
"On a freeway? Hell no!" Zell replied.
"Why afraid something might bite your dick?" Irvine asked again.
"That's if he's got one..." Seifer mumbled.
Zell flips him off.
"Piss off..." Seifer began.
"All of you stop!" Quistis yelled, as they pulled into the parking lot of McDonalds.
"Man how bout we get some lunch too! I'm starving!" Zell yelled.
"Okay..." They chorused, as they piled out of the mini-van walking towards McDonalds.
***
Once inside Zell dashed to the bathroom as Quistis, Rinoa, and Selphie sat down at a table.
Leaving the guys to get the food.
***In the line***
"Damn...this is gonna take forever!" Seifer complained.
Irvine and Squall nodded their heads in agreement.
"Okay...man I really had to piss..." Zell said as he approached them.
"I really didn't need to know that Zell..." Irvine replied, as he looked over the menu.
"Hmm..." Squall stated, as he too looked over the menu.
"I wonder if they got hot dogs?" Zell questioned, as he joined the other males looking at the menu.
***At the table***
The three girls giggled.
"I feel so sorry for you Quisty, having to sit in between Zell and Seifer." Selphie stated propping her head up with her palm.
"You don't seem to mind since you and Irvine got the back seat alone..." Rinoa said leaning back in her chair.
Selphie's arm flew from beneath her, as her chin hit the table.
They giggled.
"What bout you in the front with Squall...You looked pretty happy up their...his hand on your leg." Quistis stated.
Rinoa fell backwards, taking the chair with her. "You noticed?!"
Quistis and Selphie laughed madly.
Rinoa shook her head.
***In the line***
"WHAT?! What'd ya mean you don't serve hot dogs?!" Zell screamed.
"I'm sorry sir...we just don't..." The lady behind the counter replied.
"Okay...I'll have 3 happy meals..." Zell replied, shrugging his shoulders.
Zell turned around at the sound of laughing.
"A H-Happy meal!!!" Seifer exclaimed laughing.
Irvine followed suit.
Hell even Squall was laughing!
Zell growled, as he grabbed his 3 sacks, and headed toward the girls.
They cracked; laughing even harder once Zell was gone.
***At the table***
Everyone was at the table chowin' down on food.
Zell on his 3rd happy meal, which the guys still can't get over.
Selphie put down her hamburger. "I'm full!"
"Me too..." Rinoa and Quistis reply.
Seifer pushed a couple of French fries in his mouth. "I'm full..."
"I'm full too..." replied a bored Squall.
"Me too..." Irvine said drinking the last of his drink.
"Hang on guys...I still gotta finish my fries!" Zell answered, as he stuffed a whole bunch in his mouth.
"I'm froogh!" He yelled, as pieces of French fries came flying at Irvine and Selphie, who sat in front of him.
"EW!!! GROSE!!!" Yelled Selphie as she ran to the bathroom to get pieces of fries out of her hair.
Irvine grinned evilly and followed suit.
Everyone sighed, as they walked out of McDonalds and piled into the min-van, waiting for Selphie and Irvine.
***30 minuets later***
After twenty minuets Selphie and Irvine finally appeared. They climbed into the mini-van, and we headed back on the road.
"Hey you guys...exactly were we heading?" Asked Selphie.
"I don't know. How bout we vote?" Rinoa suggested.
"Okay...We have Three choices. Dollet, Deling, or Edea's house." Squall stated.
"Raise your hand for Dollet." Rinoa stated.
Irvine raised his hand.
"Deling."
Seifer and Quistis raised their hand.
"Edea's House."
Selphie and Rinoa raised their hand.
"So Squall, Zell what do you choose."
***
Well I'm done with this chapter!
On your review, you can choose which place you want them to go to.
1) For Dollet
2) For Edea's House
Thanks, Rinoa
***
