A/N: The LOWER it is? I've never played golf before… I didn't know… Oh well, pretend it's like most games where the higher the score, the better you do! Or, just say they were playing… basketball! Yeah, basketball!

(our first scene, the curtains DON'T open to reveal Falkner in the shower. Be glad they're not opening, folks. Heheh…)

Falkner: (singing various songs from the 80's)

Skritch… skritch…

(Falkner pauses. There is a strange noise coming from his bathroom door)

Falkner: (reaches down and quickly throws on his bathrobe and grumpily steps outside) Hello? Is there anyone here?

(no response. Just quiet, deathly silence)

Falkner: (shrugs and goes back into his bathroom, shutting the door)

Skritch… Skritch…

Falkner: Good grief. (ignores the noise)

Hisssssss! Growl! Hiss! Skritch! Scratch! Rip! Tear!

Falkner: Must be some deranged cat. (unable to enjoy his shower anymore, he dresses quickly and steps out of the bathroom and walks down the hall, grabbing a broom on the way) I'll show that crazy feline!

(Falkner walks down to the bottom hallway, and opens the front door. He looks both ways, seeing nothing)

Falkner: Where's that blasted cat-

????: ROOOOOWWWWWWW!!!

Falkner: AAAAAAH!!!! (shuts his door quickly) God, that was creepy…

(the windows bang back and forth, cluttering. Wind seems to enter his house, and things even begin to shift about in the breeze)

Falkner: This is insane! (takes out his cell phone and dials 911) Hello? Operator? There's a mad cat attacking my- AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Beep. Beep.

Hello? Sir, are you still here?

Where are you? What happened? Are you all right? Sir? SIR??? All right, I'm hanging up if I don't get an answer!

(scene changes)

Karen: (watching the news) Hmmm… Hey guys, come see this.

(the boys gather around, only mildly curious)

Koga: Yeah, what's up?

Karen: …Falkner disappeared last night. They say he just vanished. No one has seen him since. They found nothing around his house, just a few scratchmarks by the door.

Will: How do they know he's not just out doing something else?

Karen: They said that he wasn't at his gym. They have scouts everywhere, but no one has seen him.

Lance: That's quite odd…

Bruno: (reading an alphabet book) A, B, D, C, E, Z, Y… Q, L, V, K, I, S, X! Now I know my Z Y D's, next time won't you eat me? Wait, I've got that wrong don't I…

(all ignore Bruno)

Lance: (slamming his fist hard into a wooden table) Let's get to the bottom of this, guys! Ow, my hand…

All but Lance and Bruno: Ok!

Lance: We should all investigate this! From now on, you shall address me as Sherlance Holmes!

All but Lance (this includes Bruno): o_0

Lance: Will, you can be… Willson!

Will: I'm NOT BEING THE FAT GUY!!!!! (swings a mallet at Lance, misses, wacks himself, and falls to the ground in a daze)

Karen: STEEEEE-RIKE THREE! YOU'RE OUT!!! (cackles)

Lance: I only did that because Watson and Will both start with "W". Karen, you can be… The Houndoom of the Baskarenvilles! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

Karen: GRRRRRR!!!! (swings a mallet at Lance. She smacks him strait in the face)

Will: (wakes up) HOME RUN!!!!

Karen: (does the victory sign)

Koga: Wait a second, then who am I?

Lance: You can be… Koga. Just Koga.

Koga: No way!

Lance: (towering over Koga) YES WAY!

Koga: ok.

(so Sherlance and his gang [which all detested the names he gave them] traveled to Falkner's house for investigation)

Sherlance: Ok! Willson, to the batmobile! Wait, wrong TV ripoff…

Will: DON'T CALL ME THAT!

Sherlance: Come on, guys! Will? Koga? Karen? Bitty-Brain Bruno? Let's go!

Bruno: What did you call me!?!?

Sherlance: Bitty-Brain Bruno.

Bruno: (obviously relieved) Good. I thought you said Big-Brain Bruno, which I would take as an insult.

Sherlance: I'd take it as a false rumor…

Bruno: Whatever.

(they begin… DUN DUN DUN… The investigation)

Will: GUYS! I FOUND SOMETHING!

Koga: (rushes over excitedly) What is it? A clue?

Bruno: (hums the Blue's Clues theme song)

Will: Shaddup! (hits Bruno with an old boot)

Bruno: X_X

Will: Anyway, about the clue… (holds up a blood-red piece of cheese)

Koga: Cheese? Cheese!?! CHEESE!?!?!?!

Will: (nods)

Koga: You call that a clue?

Will: (nods)

Koga: I call it… SNACKTIME! (grabs the cheese and devours it)

Will: NO! KOGA, THAT'S A…

(suddenly Koga begins to shrink stupendously. He turns a blueish-grayish shade, with a touch of red. He even looks like he is becoming transparent, and growing ears)

Will: (tiny, squeaky voice) …clue? GAH! (runs)

Lance: What are you screaming about, Will?

Will: (faints)

Lance: Oh, look! I found a mousehole! I wonder if there's still a mouse in it! (peeks in the hole. He sees a faint, red gleam in it) eh, that's odd…

(there is a loud, screeching noise, and the room becomes a chilling cold)

Lance: I don't like the looks of this… I don't like it all…

A/N: was that odd or what? It's really late, 10:00 PM in my time zone, and I've got to get to bed so I can't write more. I will 2-marrah though! WAHEY! (eats cheese and cookies)