Thanks for all the reviews! Oh Just wait till they get to their destination...Seifer and Quistis...get a little drunk...

Disclaimer: If I owned FFVIII, why would I have a job after school?


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"Vacation...hell"
Chapter one: Road Trip (Part two)
By: Rinoa Leonhart
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"Dude...I choose Dollet, cause I mean what if Edea and Cid are at Edea's house. They'd be no fun..." Stated Zell.

"I choose...Edea's house..." Squall stated.

Everyone groaned.

"So...we're even..." Rinoa said sighing.

"Hey I got an idea! How bout we go to Dollet and Edea's house!" Screamed an overjoyed Selphie.

"DAMN! Selphie not so loud! I think you busted my eardrum!" Zell complained.

"Sounds good, Messenger Girl...can't believe you thought of it..." Seifer said as he leaned against the door of the mini-van.

"All the parties...drinks..." Seifer began.

"AND GIRLS!" Irvine whooped.

*BANG*

Irvine lay on the ground of the mini-van, a giant lump on the back of his head.

Everyone turned to look at a pissed Selphie holding a rather large frying pan.

Seifer's eyes widened. "Re-mind me to never pick on her again..." He stated to a laughing Quistis.

"Where in the hell did you get that?!" Screamed an aggravated Irvine, to Selphie.

"It was in my bag. Figure I might need it to kill you -I mean to re-mind you, you have a girlfriend!"

Everyone cracked up laughing.

"Oi..." Irvine stated as he climbed into his seat, grabbed the frying pan and chucked it out the window.

*WHOO-OOH, WHOO-OOOH*

Irvine's left eye twitched, as her heard the siren of the police car, as Squall pulled over.

"Shit..." Squall stated, as the police officer walked towards his vehicle.

"Sir..." The police officer stated in a husky voice.

"Yes sir..." Squall replied.

The police officer held up a frying pan.

"This just flew through my window...it came from your vehicle. Am I right?"

Squall's right eye twitched.

Zell's head popped up beside Squall as he flashed a cheesy smile.

"No sir! You must have seen wrong!" Zell stated.

Squall's eyes widened. 'ZELL! You idiot! You just lied to a cop!'

"Do you know young man; it is against the law to lie to law enforcers..." The cop stated.

Zell's face paled, as he slowly sat back into his seat.

"So...A ticket for littering, for lying to a police officer..." He started.

His eyes roamed over the people in the vehicle. He noticed Irvine and Selphie in the back.

"For no seat -belts...I smell liquor..."

"SEIFER!" Quistis screamed.

"WHAT?!" He complained.

The police officer shook his head.

"For underage drinking..." He finished, as he handed over the fine to Squall.

He tipped his hat, and walked toward his squad car.

"56,000 GIL!" Squall screamed outraged.

"Oops...sorry man..." Zell stated.

Squall banged his head on the dashboard rapidly.

"Squall...Squall, come on it's not that bad! You could be in jail." Rinoa stated.

Seifer snorted, as Quistis elbowed his in the ribs.

"And you! How many times have I told you about drinking!" Quistis warned.

"But...But Quisty..."He began.

"Don't but me Seifer Almasy!" She screamed.

"I love you Quistis..." He stated.

She sighed. "Hyne! I can't stay mad at you!" She giggled as she hugged him.

Seifer started coughing.

"QUISTIS...CAN'T...BREATHE!"

She reddened. "Oh! Sorry Seifer!" She said giggling one last time.

Seifer sighed.

"WHAT IN THE HELL WHERE YOU THINKING! THROWING A FUCKING FRYING PAN OUT THE DAMN WINDOW!" Screamed an outraged Squall.

Irvine sighed, holding up his hands.

"How in the hell was I supposed to know!"

"WELL WHAT KIND OF MORON WOULD THROW ANYTHING OUT THE WINDOW?!"

Selphie raised her hand.

"I know! I know!" She stated.

"What?" Squall asked.

"IRVY!" She giggled.

"SELPHIE! Don't call me that! EVER again!" Irvine complained.

"Okay Irvy!" She replied.

"Selphie..."

"Sorry..." She mumbled.

Everyone let out a sigh, as Squall pulled back onto the road.

***25 minuets later***

No one had said a word since they started to drive again. Until brave Zell...poor stupid, but brave Zell.

"Squall...Dude I gotta piss!" He complained.

Everyone sighed.

"Fine..." Squall said as he pulled into the nearest rest station.

Everyone gleefully piled out of the mini-van, and headed different ways.

***At the snack venders***

Seifer placed some gil into the vender, pressing the button that read Juicy Fruit: gum.

Quistis sat on a bench watching Seifer as he repeatedly kicked the vender, complaining it took his gil.


"Yeah you heard me you piece of shit! Go to hell! AND GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING GIL!" Seifer complained as he kicked the vender one last time.

Quistis giggled. He was such a site to watch.

Seifer heard giggling behind him.

He turned around to see Quistis smiling, and giggling at him.

He smirked.

"Thought that was funny, huh?" He stated, as he walked in front of her.

She shook her head yes, as her body racked with laughter.

He grabbed her by her wrist, facing her towards him.

He stared into her crystal-blue eyes.

"Hyne, you're so beautiful..." He mumbled to her.

Quistis stared up at him, as he tilted her head to his.

They're lips met.

***In the men's room***

Zell looked at him self in the mirror, as he continued to wash his hands.

He noticed the guy next to him staring at him.

Zell looked up at him, to see the guy smile.

Zell's eye's widened, as he quickly turned off the water and ran out of the restroom.

***At a picnic table***

Squall sat on a picnic table's bench, staring up at the sky.

He looked over to Rinoa who seemed to be doing the same.

Her hair moved slightly to the wind.

He tucked in her raven hair behind her ear.

This caused Rinoa to look at him, flashing him a smile.

"It's so pretty around here..." She stated.

Squall wrapped his arms around her.

"Not as pretty as you..." He said as he bent down to kiss her.

Rinoa smiled once more, as their lips met.

***By a tree***

"Irvine...do you love me?"

"Of course Selphie! Why do you ask?" Irvine questioned as he tightened his grip on her.

Selphie sighed.

"Then why are you always looking at other girls?" She asked.

"Hey I can look...But you're the one for me...The only one I'll ever need." He replied.

Selphie sighed dreamily.

"You're always so romantic!"

He flashed her a smile, as their lips met.

***At the picnic table***

"OH MY HYNE!" Zell screamed, as he ran over to the two.

"What?" Rinoa asked sweetly.

"A gay guy...HIT on me!" Zell yelled.

"Now that's just sick..." Squall stated.

"UGH! I feel so violated!" Zell screamed.

"What's going on?" Quistis questioned, as her and Seifer came towards them holding hands.

"A gay guy hit on Zell." Squall stated.

"See Chicken Wuss...I always told you something was wrong with you..." Seifer commented.

Zell chose to ignore what Seifer said and turned toward Squall.

"Dude...I gotta ask you a question." Zell started.

"What?" Squall asked.

"Can I drive..." Zell stated.

"Okay..."

"Squall what in the hell are you thinking letting Zell drive?" Questioned Irvine, as he and Selphie walked toward the group.

"Just wear your seat belts and you'll survive..." Squall added.

"Oh Hyne we're gonna DIE!" Commented Selphie.

***10 minuets later***

Everyone was finally in the mini-van.

"Bout time you guys let me drive." Zell stated as he hoped into the driver's seat.

"And probably the last time too, for all of us that is..." Seifer said to Quistis.

Quistis nodded her head, at Seifer's most likely true statement.

Zell started the mini-van, and pulling out of the rest-station almost hitting an on coming car.

"DAMN! It hasn't even been five minuets and he's already trying to kill us!" Irvine complained.

"Don't worry guys I have everything under control."

Zell stated, as they slide onto the other lane, then coming back into theirs; almost hitting a car.

The man in the car stuck his bird finger out the window, as Zell did the same to him.

"Yah same to you bastard!" Zell shouted.

Everyone sighed.

This was going to be a long drive.



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Well that's chapter two! Zell...driving...what in the hell was Squall thinking?
Well I'll try to get out another chapter before Spring breaks over.
But after that, I'll only update on the weekends!
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Choices for the next chapter.

1) They get lost.
2) They make it to Dollet
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Thanks, Rinoa