New Features on AIADI! (For one day only! Exclusive September 16th edition! Come on guys, where are the ooohs and aaaahs?)

*We will now have a Useless Fact of the day!

*And even a joke in the beginning!

*And a riddle, too! W-O-W! (crickets chirp in the audience)

Riddle of the day! (ooooh)

On the way to the ferry that drives people from Kanto to Johto (and vice versa) Fred saw 7 trainers. Each of those trainers had 4 Pokemon. Each of those Pokemon had 2 fleas on them. (they were all Growlithes) Fred then saw a group of 9 women talking to each other. 3 of them had husbands, and the other 6 had 2 Pokemon each. One of them had a son, who was running around the field with his 17 Butterfree. 1/2 of everyone mentioned in the entire paragraph (except Fred) had a friend who was coming with them. 3 of the friends had a little sister, and one of them had 2 old brothers. A herd of Nidorina were running across the land, but one of them tripped and fell in the water.

How many people/Pokemon/animals were going to Johto?

(answer on the bottom)

~USELESS FACT OF THE DAY~

Ummm… I can speak French!

Joke of the day!

What's worse than finding a Caterpie in your apple?

*TO THE FIC*

Lance: Ok, what is that thing?

(the small figure steps into the reveal that it is…)

All: *GASP* THE PHANTOM RATTATA! *horror movie scream*

Narrator: See, a long time ago there was a rumor told about a Phantom Rattata that haunts people who eat any food with onions at 2:34:12 in the morning. Falkner just happened to eat an Onion Omelette at that specific time.

All: EEK! We're all gonna die!

Phantom Rattata: *shriek* Grrr, be afraid my pathetic victims! Bow to the phantom rattata!

All: (bow) All hail the Phantom Rattata!

Phantom Rattata: (cackle)

Koga: (wakes up, drowzily) Oh, what a nasty dream. I dreamed I turned into a Rattata Ghost… EEEK!!!! (jumps 10 feet in the air)

Phantom Rattata: That's right, pathetic former-human! You have tasted the sacred cheese, and in doing so you have become one of us!

Will: Wait a minute…

Lance: Did you say…

Karen: One of us?

Phantom Rattata: *evil grin* yes, there are more of us. More ghostly rattatas, like me. We haunt people day and night, and refuse to rest until we drive our victims to suicide!

Bruno: (sticks a cucumber in his nose) You stick your right foot in, you stick your right foot out, you stick your right foot in aaaaand you shake it all about!

Phantom Rattata: EEEE! NO!

All: …?

Phantom Rattata: Our only weakness is when a human sticks a cucumber in their nose and sings the hokey-pokey! It's terrible! We can't handle it… Die… all… of…you… (fades until he is no more)

All: YAY! THE PHANTOM RATTATA IS NO MORE! (they do a victory dance)

Bruno: (licks the floor) Mmm, I think I found a booger!

All: AAAAAAAH!!! (runs away from Bruno)

Bruno: …Whadi do?

(next scene)

Will: Boy, was that ever gross.

Lance: Oh darnit, here comes the authors. They ruin everything.

Karen: they do?

Lance: Yes. Yui's too obsessed, Lc's too evil, PyroVulpix is too crazy, TCL is too… obsessed, evil, AND crazy… and everyone else is just unlikeable.

Karen: You meanie. Maybe if we were nicer to them, they'd be nicer to us.

Lance: I guess…

Karen: Ok everyone! (they walk up to the authors)

E4: Hi!

Yui: Hiya!

Lccorp2: Yo.

PyroVulpix: Hey.

TCL: Bonjour!

Shadow: Hello… (evil cackle. Takes out a can of root beer from behind her back and maniacally devours it)

Sonicrazy: (is zipping around crazily, way too hyper, and a hyper Celebi is a very scary thing, trust me) Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!! (crashes into a wall at high speeds) !!!!

E4: See Lance? They seem nice.

Lance: …I guess… (is backing away slowly from S91 and Shadow Tsunami)

TCL: (happily) Comment ca va, Lance?

Lance: NO! YOU CAN'T EAT ME!!!

TCL: I didn't ask if I could eat you…

Lance: Here! Take this cookie (tosses a cookie) BUT DON'T EAT ME!!!!!

TCL: (puzzled) Merci. (eats the cookie)

Lccorp2: (annoyed) TCL, stop talking in French, it's annoying!

TCL: Fine.

Lccorp2: Thank you…

TCL: Can I speak in Spanish?

Lccorp2: NO!!!!

TCL: Darn. How about Russian?

Lccorp2: You don't even know Russian!

TCL: So? Can I talk in Hungarian? Italian? Japanese? Ham-ham?

Lccorp2: You don't know any of those!

TCL: I could if I wanted to!

Lccorp2: No you couldn't!

TCL: Yes I could!

Lccorp2: NO you couldn't!

TCL: YES I-

(everyone wacks TCL and Lccorp2 over the head with crobars)

All: SHUT UP!

Karen: Anyway… Are you guys doing anything interesting? We're bored.

Yui: Well…

PyroVulpix: No. Not really.

Sonicrazy: (apparently rid of his hyperness at long last) What he said.

Shadow: (starts to unsuccessfully juggle root beer cans) Wheeeee!

Karen: Let's go away then…

Lance: I told you the authors were no good.

Karen: Let's go watch TV.

Koga: (apparently he turned back into a human when the Phantom Rattata was unintentionally defeated) Good idea.

(they head into the Indigo Plateau to spend some good ole quality time in front of the television)

Reporter on TV: (British accent) In local news, freaks are taking control. The president is now a freak, and allows people to do foolish things, such as running down the street with a banana in their purse.

Person: (in the background behind the reporter) (running down the street) BANANA!!!!

Reporter on TV: So ends today's broadcast.

(A/N: the above paragraph is copyrighted by my friend. If you want the story on how on Earth she got to saying that, leave a note in your review)

E4: Uhhhh… o_0

Lance: Oh no! (he runs to the front door and looks both ways) THE FREAKS ARE COMING!!!

(the elite four stare out the window. Crazy people are running in all directions, some throwing slices of cheese in the air, yet even more stuffing bread in their pockets and humming the barney song backwards)

Will: AH! CALL THE POLICE!

Koga: They already know! Everyone report to the cellar before the freaks get us!!!

Bruno: But I haven't finished reading about the colors yet! (holds up a book titled "My Colors") see this pretty color? (points to pink) That's green!

Karen: ARGH! Let's do like Koga said and get down in the basement where they can't find us!

Lance: AAAHHHH!!!!

(they all run into the basement, screaming all the way)

Will: THIS IS INSANE!!!!

Koga: I knew I should've stayed home today!

Bruno: I WANT MY MOMMY!

Karen: FREAKY! FREAKY! AAAAAH!

Lance: Calm down, try not to panic. Be calm and collected, like me. (freaks out) THE FREAKS ARE COMING! NO! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEEEE!!!!

(will the e4/Lance survive the freak invasion? You'll just have to see, next time on…)

AIADI!

(cue dramatic music)

A/N: Bad, I know. I dun care. I wrote the author's note at the top two days ago. Silly me. -_- Yesterday was freaky! One of my friends twisted his ankle, the people on the bus wanted to stop at Sonic and Wendy's, and the person that hit my other friend in the eye with a ping pong ball hit someone else! Then I learned something about something on FF.Net… But I ain't allowed to tell! (but it was still freaky…)

Today was normal though. Unless you count the fact that I'm sitting here at this very computer typing the most insane thing (except for the Random Insanity series) I have ever written. Well, adios until next time!

Answer to the riddle: one, duh.

Answer to the joke: Finding a bazillion mad rabid Ursarings in your apple! HAHA!