Thanks for all the reviews guys! Sorry it took so long to get this chapter out! I flunked Math and got grounded...again...

Disclaimer: Ask your self-that question...

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"Vacation...hell"
Chapter two: Lost
By: Rinoa Leonhart
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"*Yawn* Guys I thought it only took two hours to get to Dollet?" Selphie asked the group.

"It does take hours...but hey, what can I say. Chicken Wuss is the one driving."

Seifer commented, with a sleeping Quistis on his shoulder.

"Zell...where are we?" Rinoa asked sheepishly.

"Ahhh...good question." He stated.

"Zell..." Squall warned.

"Hey I'm serious...I ain't got the slightest clue where in the hell we are." Zell stated nervously.

Seifer growled.

"How stupid can you get?! We've been to Dollet a dozen of times!" Seifer complained.

"What in the hell are you complaining about now?" Asked a sleepy Quistis.

"That...that DIPSHIT got us lost!" Seifer screamed.

"I couldn't have said it better my self..." Stated Squall.

"Oh Hyne, you did it again Zell." Added a bored Irvine.

"Since you got us lost Zell, you will pull over and check the area." Demanded Quistis.

The three other males laughed.

"And you three will go with him..." Stated Quistis, smirking evilly.

"BUT-" they began.

***Outside the vehicle***

"Quistis plea-" Seifer's sentence was cut off, when she slid the door closed.

"Damn it..." Irvine stated, as he kicked the ground.

Squall steel-blue eyes roamed over their surroundings.

It was around midnight, and the moon was full. By what Squall could tell they were on the outskirts of a forest, which was probably full of monsters.

"We are in deep shit..." Squall stated.

"What? Why?" Seifer questioned.

"Forest up ahead...monsters too I bet..." Squall replied.

"Great...Don't have a weapon. Selphie made me leave it at home." Stated Irvine.

"Yah Quistis made me leave Hyperion at home as well." Seifer added.

"I don't have Lionheart; Rinoa made me leave it." Squall added.

They all turned to look at Zell.

"Well...where's your gloves?" Asked Irvine.

"Uh...heehee...I sorta left 'em at the last Rest station. I was so freaked when that guy did that...I musta left 'em on the counter...oops..." Zell stated giggling.

The others groaned.

"Now what? We ain't got any weapons..." Irvine commented.

"Yes we do..." Zell said.

"We do?" Irvine, Seifer, and Squall questioned together.

***15 minuets later***

The guys walked toward the forest, each holding their new, so-called weapon.

Irvine, with Selphie's frying pan.

Zell with some pepper spray he borrowed from Selphie.

Seifer, with Quistis' portable curling iron.

And Squall, with a butter knife.

"As I walk into the Shadow of the valley of death, I shall not fear people-eating monsters." Zell repeated to himself.

"This sucks! I should be having sex in a hotel room with Selphie. But noooo...Mr. Dumb Ass has to get us lost. But we wouldn't be lost if Mr. 'Just wear your seat belts and you'll survive...' let Zell drive. How in the hell am I suppose to survive with out sex?!" Irvine complained.

"You...are one sick man..." Seifer stated.

"Dude...You got some serious issues..." Zell added, breaking his chant.

"At least I get some Zell..." Irvine spated back.
"SO! At least I...I...Ah screw it..." Zell huffed as he sat dropped onto the ground.

"Hyne my feet are killing me..." Seifer complained, changing the subject.

A shadow ran past them.

"HOLY SHIT! WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT?!" Seifer screamed.

"AH! OH HYNE IT'S A MONSTER!" Irvine replied.

"WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!!" Zell screamed jumping up from the ground.

Everyone groaned as Zell ran around the forest, spraying pepper spray madly, then finally hitting a tree.

Zell slumped to the ground.

"Is he...Is he dead?" Questioned Irvine.

"Unfortunately No..." Seifer answered.

"Come on...We'll have to drag him back to the van..." Squall stated picking up Zell's arms.

Seifer shrugged, as he walked toward the two grabbing Zell's legs.

Irvine smirked, as he followed the others, toward the van.

***ONE HOUR LATER***

"Squall...man I've seen that same tree six times..." Irvine pointed out.

Squall sighed.

"Okay...so we're lost in a forest...A creepy as hell forest. with no food, water, or map..."

"We in some deeeeeeeeeep shit..." Seifer mocked.

"Does any one know what time it is?" Asked Irvine.

"No...I wonder what the girls are doing..." Seifer started.

"Probably looking for us..." Squall suggested.

"And laughing at the thought of us, The Great ALMIGHTY SeeD's...getting lost..." Irvine stated.

"I don't think I want to be found anymore...I'll never hear the end of this..." Squall and Seifer stated.

"Seriously." Irvine added.

***Out side of the forest***

" What do you thinks takin' 'em so long?" Rinoa questioned, staring into the blackness of the forest.

"I'm scared!" Complained Selphie, as she gripped Quistis' arm.

"SELPHIE! DAMN IT YOUR KILLING MY FUCKIN' ARM!" Screamed Quistis.

Selphie blinked and slowly let go of her arm.

Rinoa's eye's widened at Quistis' sudden outburst.

"Ooookay...Um how bout we go find the guys before someone kills somebody." Quistis stated.

Selphie and Rinoa nodded their head's slowly, still staring at Quistis in shock.

"Alrighty then! Lets go!" Stated Selphie breaking the tension.


***End Chapter 2***

Man I am so sorry it took so long to get out, and that it's so short.
But I seriously wanted to get a chapter out before you guys loose interest.
Well please vote for what should happen next.

1) The guys find a city outside of the forest and get drunk, while the girls get lost in the forest

2)The guys meet Smokey the Bear, and kill him.

3) They die J/K! They find their way to Dollet.

Please vote!