(so, where were we? Ah yes, the basement.)

Lance: Do you think *tremble* the freaks will get us?

Karen: Let's hope not.

Will: You know, the more I think about it…

Koga: What?

Will: Well… we're all freaks!

Karen: What are you talking about?

Will: Well, think about it. Remember, we're the people who get abducted by aliens, save the world from evil mutant kangaroos, control people with evil cheese, eat magical shrinking/growing Milanos, and… Bruno's a freak all in itself.

Karen: Bruno, yeah. But all the other stuff… That's normal!

Lance: No kidding.

Will: (suddenly has a fogged look in his eyes) I… guess….

(silence)

Koga: Guys, I'm scared! What if the freaks find us?

Bruno: (starts chanting) DEFENCE!!! DEFENCE!!! (holds up a giant blue hand, as if he were at a basketball game)

Lance: SHUT THE DARNED THING UP, BRUNO! (mutters) I swear, I want to leave him to the freaks…

Karen: Why not?

Lance: OH YEAH!

(all four grab Bruno from his arms and legs, and swing him out onto the street, then run back into their basement quickly)

Karen: No more Bruno!

Will: Rejoice!

Lance: I'd throw a big party if the freaks weren't taking over the world.

(silence)

Karen: I have a few questions. One- Where did Falkner go, anyway?

Will: (closes his eyes and does psychic thingie) Hmmm… Apparently, he's tied up and gagged in a barren room on the desolate island of Las Paditos.

Lance: I've never heard of that…

Will: I haven't either, but according to my psychic powers it's a very small island somewhere west of Cinnabar.

Karen: That answers that. Two- we're the elites! Why don't we just go outside and beat the freaks ourselves?

(silence)

Koga: You know, the more I think about it, the more "duh" of an answer it is! Everyone, let out your Pokemon and we shall ATTACK!

(they all let out their Pokemon)

Lance: (climbs on his Dragonite) I wanna see what they did with Bruno! (grins evilly)

Will: (on his Xatu) I suppose.

Karen: Yup! (lets out about 40 Murkrow, ties strings to them, and hangs from a swing below them like the girl with the Ledyba on the TV series) Wheeee!

Koga: I'll just… ummm… Oh, I know! (does the same thing as Karen, but with his Crobat and Venomoth) Let us fly! Fly above the freaks!

(so that is what they did)

Lance: I can see my house from here!

Will: Hey, look! The freaks are carrying Bruno to the lake!

Karen: Are they gonna drown him?

Lance: Wash and eat him?

Koga: Teach him to swim?

Will: Not sure. Let's watch.

(they watch the freaks carry Bruno to the water. Bruno is stuck under the water, but soon emerges with a piranha clamped on the bottom of his foot)

E4/Lance: …?

Bruno: (eyes glaze over, suddenly starts acting even scarier than before) I AM A FREAK! BWAHAHAHA!

Lance: Now I get it! The freaks are using the magical piranhas to turn everyone into their evil freak henchmen!

Karen: …Magical…Piranhas…?

Lance: YES! Don't tell me you haven't heard of the magical piranhas!!!

Karen: ok, I won't tell you.

Lance: Good.

Will: Ok, guys… So, are we going to attack or not?

All: YEAH!

(they blast away with various Faint Attacks, Psybeams, Hyper Beams, and Sludge Bombs, but the freaks aren't even weakened)

Koga: Why aren't we hurting them??

Lance: (turns pale) I believe their superior freak powers are preventing them from accumulating any damage!

Karen: Yipes. Then how are we gonna defeat them?

Koga: (thinks for a long time, then snaps his fingers) I've got it! (flies down to the freaks)

Will: We may never see him again…

(Will, Karen, and Lance salute)

Koga: HEY! ALL YOU FREAKY PEOPLE!

Freaks: (look up at Koga)

Koga: What's 2+2?

Freaks: EEEEEEEEE!!! NOOOOOO! NOT MATH! (they run over the hills and far away)

Will/Karen/Lance: O_O

Koga: (bows) Thank-you! Thank-you!

Will: My gosh…

Karen: Well, we certainly learned something from that unpleasant experience…

Lance: Freaks hate math!

Will: Doesn't everyone?

(they fly to the ground and go inside the Plateau… Which is no longer a Plateau)

Karen: Eek! What happened?

TCL: (she is not visible, but her booming voice descends from author-land where the authors are when typing up their fic) Lccorp2 took control of you and forced you to rebel against the world when Flareon from his fic read about communism! Are you going to let him get away with it???

Koga: Sure, why not?

TCL: eh?

Lance: I can always rebuild the place. I'm the champion, I'm rich.

Will: What he said.

TCL: But…but… Oh fine! Whatever! Do as you wish, but please try to keep our readers entertained.

Will: (shrugs) Ok.

TCL: Remember, Lance, Koga, Bruno, if you guys screw up, you're finished! …Kinda.

Lance: Hey! What about them? (points to Will and Karen)

TCL: They're not going to screw anything up! Besides, I trust them.

(Will and Karen get sneaky grins)

TCL: I'll be going now.

Lance: Well, that settles that. Now what do we do?

(Will and Karen are still grinning sneakily)

Lance: What???

Will: Oh, nothing…

Karen: (begins whistling)

Lance: Hmmm…

~ONE HOUR LATER~

Person on TV: In local news, the entire world of cookies was blown up from some mysterious force. We have investigators working from around the globe on this terrifying scene.

(Lance, Koga, and Bruno are watching this on TV)

Lance: Woah…

Koga: TCL's gonna be really mad…

Bruno: No kidding.

(they continue watching TV… but then, in a short flicker, they realize that they recognize two people putting dynamite on the world of cookies)

Lance: It's Will and Karen!

Koga: What are they doing??? TCL's never going to trust them again!

(Will and Karen teleport in)

Will: Hello!

Karen: Yupyup! (sits down)

(silence)

Lance: You guys are going to be in huge trouble.

Karen: (has an even sneakier grin)

Lance: Hmmm…

(suddenly, TCL flies down in a sparkle of red)

TCL: (has a very very very angry look) ALRIGHT, WHO DESTROYED THE COOKIE WORLD?????????

Will and Karen: (points to Lance, Koga, and Bruno) THEY did it!

TCL: (turns to Lance and Koga, who are horrified. Well, she turns to Bruno too, but he's not horrified because he has no clue what is going on) YOU GUYS ARE IN DEEP-DOO-DOO!!!!

Lance: uh-oh…

Koga: (starts praying)

Bruno: Goo goo ga ga.

Lance: But it's a lie! Will and Karen did it! We can show you the instant replay! I taped it! (puts on a tape of W/K blowing up the cookie world)

(silence)

Karen: THAT'S A LIE! It's a tape they made up to make us take the blame! We told them not to do it, but would they listen?!? Nooooo…

Lance: Wha- WHY YOU LITTLE…. (his temper gets the best of him and he punches Karen square in the face)

Karen: (shocked)(slowly puts her hand up to the spot where she was hit) WHY YOU…. YOU… PUNCHED A LADY! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!

TCL: (also shocked) LANCE!

Lance: (realizes his error) Oops.

TCL: OK, THAT DOES IT, EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T BLOW UP THE COOKIE WORLD, YOU PUNCHED A GIRL AND THAT IS UNNACCEPTABLE! (Crimson-Aeroblasts Lance)

Lance: (now Kentucky-fried) But they started it!

All: SHUT UP!

Lance: Meanies.

A/N: Don't ask… Well, the freakiness has ended! The people on the bus are back to normal, my friend's all better now, and… the person who was hit with the ping pong ball is all better now too… o_0 well, review unless you want me to stick ya head in the sink! *cackles*