Okay I'm writing this on the bus so I'm soooo sorry if it doesn't make since.
Thanks for all the reviews guys!

Disclaimer: I don't own FFVIII...

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"Vacation...hell"
Chapter three: Hitch Hiking? By: Rinoa Leonhart
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Seifer shook his head.

They have been walking on the side of a road, in the middle of nowhere, for TWO hours.

It all started when we finally got out of the forest.

Zell saw that there was a road up ahead, and if we followed it that we would find the mini-van.

"This is borin'! How bout we sing a song!" Zell suggested.

"Oh 100 Seifer's on a wall! A 100 Seifer's on a wall! Take ya gun, shoot on down! 99 Seifer's on a wall!"

Zell sung, as he slapped Seifer on the back.

Irvine and Squall cracked up laughing as Seifer threw Quistis' curling iron at Zell's head.

Zell ran into the road barely dodging the curling iron.

"Hey Zell, man you're standing in the middle of the road!" Irvine shouted.

"Like there's anything to worry about! There hasn't been a car on this road forever!" Zell replied.

"Whatever..." Squall stated.

"I'll remember to put that on your tombstone!" Seifer shouted.

"I told you no car is dri-" Zell's sentence was cut off by the loud horn of a Big Rig.

Zell tuned to look behind him, to see a big red 18-wheeler heading towards him.

"OH SHIT!" Zell shouted as he ran toward the others.

The three SMARTER males cracked up laughing, as Zell started kissing the ground.

Their laughter was cut short when the Big Rig stopped beside them.

The passenger door opened.

The driver's face was in shadows.

"You boys need a lift?" The driver asked in a country accent.

"Hang on let us decide." Squall stated to the driver.

The four males huddled up in a group.

"So let's do it this, may be our only chance." Irvine stated.

"Ah Hell nah, I am NOT ridin' with that THING. For all we know the dude may be another Jason or somethin'..." Zell complained.

"Look Chicken-wuss, it's either ride with the Jason-wanna-be, or be buzzard food..." Seifer stated, pointing to the vultures flying in the sky.

"Seifer has a point. Look we're all a trained SeeD. We've faced worse, right?" Squall lectured.

"RIGHT?!" He stated again.

"I guess..." They replied.

"All right it's agreed. We ride with the...whatever it is..." Squall stated as he walked off towards the truck.

Seifer shrugged his shoulders and followed Squall.

Irvine glanced at Zell and followed.

"What in the hell have I got my self into now?" Zell question as he followed the other three.

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"Quisty, I think we're lost..." Rinoa and Selphie stated.

"No we're not, LOOK!" Quistis yelled pointing to a city's gates.

"YAH! BOOYAKA! WE'RE SAFE!" Selphie screamed bouncing up and down.

"Come on let's go and call garden." Quistis sated as she ran towards the gate.

Selphie and Rinoa followed.

When they arrived at the gate, they stopped to examine the writing on the walls.

"Gaea City. Under the rule of The Great Galbadian Empire." Quistis read aloud.

"Galbadia...Uh-oh..." Selphie stated.

"Yah, how come I've never heard of Gaea before?" Questioned Quistis.

"Beats me. How bout we have a peek inside." Rinoa sated.

"Okay..." Quistis and Selphie stated in unison.

Rinoa flashed a grin as she pushed on the door of the gate.

The door opened up to show a high-tech city.

"Damn..." The three girls stated in unison.

The three walked into the city.

Looking around they noticed that there was not one girl in site.

The entire population was male.

"Uh...This might be interesting..." Quistis stated.

"I don't like this..." Rinoa commented.

"I want my IRVY!" Selphie complained.

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Squall scooted closer to Seifer, as the driver looked over at him.

Zell who was smushed against the door let out a muffled. "Get the hell off me."

"So where you buys heading?" The driver questioned them.

"Um...Dollet...How far can you take us?" Squall asked.

" To the next Bus station..." The driver answered.

"Thanks." Squall replied.

"Dude, I think we're killing Zell..." Irvine stated.

"And your point is..." Seifer stated.

"Maybe we should get off at the next gas station or rest station..." Irvine suggested.

"All right, fine..." Squall stated as the vehicle pulled over at a gas station.

"Thanks for the ride..." Squall stated.

The driver nodded as the truck pulled out of the parking lot.

Zell was laying on the ground panting for air.

Irvine was eating.

Seifer was complaining.

Life was back to normal.

But something is missing...Something's not right.

"The girls!" Squall stated, startling the other boys.

"We can't find 'em. We don't even know where the hell where we're at!" Seifer complained.

"Shit..." Irvine stated.

"So what are we gonna do Mr. Leader?" Zell asked Squall.

"Ahhh..."


*** End Chapter Three ***

A/N- So I'm writing this on the bus and sorta got the idea from my surroundings. It may be a while before it's posted since I'm using my laptop, but it has no internet access. Well tell me what you think Squall should do.

1) They go and look for the girls.

2) They go to Dollet, and forget the girls.

3) They go looking for the girls and die.

4) They go to Garden.


What will happen to the girls.

1) Some guy hit's on 'em, and they get in a fight.

2) They wind up in jail.

3) They wind up in Garden.

4) They die J/K, they met Carson Daily, and get on MTV Spring Break Fear Factor.

Please vote,
Thanks, Rinoa!