A/N: *is in a semi-annoyed mood* Yui…Me-a read-a your latest review for Evil and Nonsensical Insanity… *destroys the world* What annoys me, I was the one who WROTE the part about Lance and Karen staring at each other! They were doing that because Karen thought Lance was INSANE BECAUSE HE STUCK HIS HEAD IN HER GYM AND SHOUTED "GOOGLYWART"! IT WAS MOST CERTAINLY NOT ROMANTIC!!!! (freaks out) Ok, I'm calm… I'm calm… Oh, and wouldn't you punch someone too if they tried to frame you? I would. But then again, I'm not the nicest person when you make me mad. You all know that by now, I trust.

JE NAIME PAS LE LANCE ET KAREN!!!!! (Guess what that's French for. Hehehe)

Ok, moi will stop acting like a baka and write fic now. Capeesh? Good.

Lance: What did I ever do to deserve this. (pouts)

(Lance is chained up in a dungeon under the Indigo Plateau)

Lance: PLEASE, HAVE MERCY!

Mob of Karen Lovers: NOT UNTIL YOU APOLOGIZE FOR HITTING KAREN!

Lance: NEVER! LEAVE ME DOWN HERE TO ROT, JUST NOT THAT!!!

(Ah, so now we know Lance's horrible fate.)

(eventually, the mob of Karen Lovers leaves)

Bruno: Hi, Lance!

Lance: (flatly) Where did you come from?

Bruno: I'm here to get you out of this wretched place.

Lance: (unenthusiastically) Whoop de doo.

Bruno: By the way… What does wretched mean again?

Lance: …

Bruno: Never mind. (grabs the chains that hold Lance in the dungeon and tugs)

(nothing happens)

Bruno: (flexes his muscles) Err… That was just a warm up!

(This scene repeats several times, but Bruno simply cannot break the chains)

Bruno: ACK! NO! I'm loosing my strength! Oh… lord…have…mercy… (faints)

Lance: o_0 I'm not sure Bruno had any strength to begin with…

(scene changes)

Will: Go fish.

Koga: Rats! (draws a card)

Karen: Hey Koga, got any 10's?

Koga: Darn you! (hands Karen 3 tens)

Karen: WHOOPEE! I WIN AGAIN! ^_^

Koga: Good job. I can never win… I'll be a good sport!

(Karen and Koga shake hands)

Koga: Good game!

Karen: Yeah! 'Specially since I won…

Will: (mumbles)

Koga: Come on, Will, can't you be good for even one minute?

Will: I'm not in a particularly good mood right now…

Koga: When are you ever?

Will: (gives him a death glare)

Koga: Meep.

Karen: Well, I'm going to go take a walk.

Koga: Bye.

Will: …

Karen: Aren't you going to say good bye to me?

Will: (mumbling rudely) Whatever…

(the mob of Karen Lovers come back up)

Will: EH?

Karen Lovers: SAY GOOD BYE!

Will: Ummm… Good bye?

Karen Lovers: Say it better!

Will: Bye? O_O

(10 minutes later)

Will: So long, your hi ness… (bows before Karen)

Karen: HAHA! I SHOULDA TAPED THAT! (howls)

Will: (gets up and scowls) If I ever have to do something again… (eyes glow blue)

~SOMEWHERE IN PALLET TOWN~

Todd: When does that huge Arcanine come by here, Professor Oak? I have to get a picture of it!

Prof. Oak: Very soon, Todd. The people who caught it are sending it over right now.

Todd: Ok…. How soon?

Prof. Oak: (checks watch) Any minute now…

(suddenly, the whole lab glows blue and collapses in a heap, leaving a very confused Oak and Todd standing in the remains)

Prof. Oak: AH! MY LAB!

Todd: Where is it? Where is it? Now I know it's here, it must have done this! (flicks his camera around furiously)

~BACK TO THE INDIGO PLATEAU~

Karen: What did you do?

Will: Oh, nothing… (whistles)

Karen: Hmmm… Well, I'll be off now. (leaves)

Koga: Hey Will, wanna go fishing?

Will: um, why?

Koga: I hear the Seaking are really big this time of year!

Will: Ermmm… All right…

(scene changes)

Lance: It's so lonely down here…

(suddenly an Arcanine sticks its head down from above!)

Arcanine: WOOF!

Lance: AAAAAH! IT'S DOGZILLA!

Dogzilla: (pants happily)

Lance: Ugh! He's got horrible breath…

Dogzilla: (gets a funny look on its face, then sneezes)

Lance: (covered with…gunk… o_0) EWWWW!!! X_X

Dogzilla: (sees Lance covered in you know what) Arf! (does Flamethrower in an attempt to get the germy substance off of Lance)

Lance: BLEAH X_X (realizes the fire also melted the chains) Awesome! (he runs out of the dungeons)

~Scene switch!~

(Scene: Author's Lounge)

(Lccorp2, TCL, PyroVulpix, Sonicrazy, Corrector9Yui, Dawn the Espeon, Shadow Tsunami, and… I think that's it… are lounging around in the place. The center of their attention?)

TCL: I bet 470 Author-bucks (A/N: I needed something!) that he'll last an hour before passing out from a rush of unknown alcoholic chemicals!

C9Y: You're on!

PyroVulpix: what's with all the betting? Can't a guy get some sleep? (yawns)

Dawn: Those two are betting on how long Lccorp2 can drink chlorinated bleach without passing out.

Sonicrazy: (is hyper) Juuusstt lliiiikee they alwaaaaaayssss dooo… Wheeee! (zooms around the room)

Shadow: (Sonicrazy smacks into her) Watch where you're going!

Sonicrazy: Ehehe, sorryyyyyy… (does a semi-circle in the air, followed by a bunch of backflips)

TCL: (eyes the Celebi) …Show-off.

C9Y: Hey TCL, betcha you can't do that! (points to Sonicrazy, who is still doing impossible antics in the air)

TCL: I can so! I just need somewhere with a lot of space!

~And so, ten minutes later~

(all the authors minus Pyro and Lccorp2 are in a wide open field. PV was too tired and Lccorp2 was still drinking bleach)

TCL: Whee! Watch me! (takes off)

C9Y: Well, it looks like she's off to a good star- Wait, TCL, watch out for that building!

SMASH.

(authors wince)

Shadow: That has gotta hurt!

TCL: (slightly dazed) No it didn't! Watch me!

CRASH!

(authors wince again)

KER-BOOM!

(authors wince again)

WACK!

(authors wince AGAIN)

KER-SPLAAAATTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

(authors look away)

Shadow: Owch.

Sonicrazy: (in a rare non-hyper state) What? What happened?

TCL: (is lying in a 40-foot deep Lugia-shaped hole in the ground) …….ow……

C9Y: Toldja you shouldn't have tried that!

TCL: WHADDAYA MEAN? YOU where the one who dared me to!

Dawn: Come on, guys, calm down… Let's go back to the lounge.

(they all leave)

~SOMEWHERE IN PALLET TOWN~

Prof. Oak: Todd, I just got word that that giant Arcanine never got to Pallet. It went mad when they were shipping it from Johto and attacked at the Indigo Plateau.

Todd: Then… What DID destroy the lab?

(they sit there in a thinker's pose, contemplating)

A/N: I had to retype the WHOLE thing because my stupid computer shut down and deleted everything X_X So it may not be as good as it was before I had the unfortunate break down… Sorry 'bout that! …Gak! Tomorrow's a Monday! School… Noooo… Why….