A/N: Well, I'm writing this bright and early on a Wednesday morning. (A/N: an A/N in an A/N??? O_O Anyway, I wanted to say I never finished this chapter until Monday. Squeak) Too much school, it always postpones my writing X_X Not only that, my internet is working at the speed of dirt! X_X Yes, expect to see many more X_X smileys in the future. They best display my attitude. School… Why… WELL, on a happier note, I learned that *gasp* I HAVE ALLIES!!!! Hahaha! Come on, The Book Girl 2003, together we shall overthrow the EVIL Karen/Lance empire! Gwahahahaha!
Oh, and Yui: I have nothing against it… But it's just fun getting angry like that! ^_^ You can keep it up if you like. Nothing too serious though.
Karen: Geez… Why must everyone pair me up? : (
Shut up!
(our first scene is the author's lounge. All but one of the authors is crowded around this table. All of them are acting strangely… Not like themselves)
Sonicrazy: (on the couch, snoring)
Corrector9Yui: You know, I've just begun to realize that there are cuter guys than Mor-
All: !!!! O_O
Corrector9Yui: Wait a minute, what am I saying???
(an evil force has taken over the authors and is forcing them to be the exact opposite of their usual self! EEE!)
TCL: (very moody) Why…. Why… X_X Ooooh… (gets a dreamy look)
Lccorp2: What is it?
TCL: (sits there, still staring into dreamland)
Lccorp2: o_0
TCL: Huh? (blushes, which is quite impossible since she was already red) AAAAAH!!!! What am I thinking????
Lccorp2: I don't know. What were you thinking?
TCL: You don't want to know…
Lccorp2: (shrugs)
PyroVulpix: I HATE FIRE!
Corrector9Yui: I'm going to go call Morty, and tell him I'm going to be seeing other guys.
Sonicrazy: Zzzzzzzz… -_-
TCL: (eating cheese nips)
PyroVulpix: (eating cookies)
Shadow: (grabs lots of root beer and hurls it out the window) DIE!
Lccorp2: Ash and co. rock! Umbreon and all the other Eeveelutions stink!
(scared yet?)
(Flower Powerer enters)
FP: TCL! YOU AREN'T INCLUDING ME IN THIS FIC!
TCL: What do you mean? You're in it right now.
FP: Really? (sees camera) Oh! Cool! (turns to camera and waves) Hi mom! Hi dad!
TCL: Enough with that. (motions toward a couch) Sit down and be quiet.
FP: Is this just revenge for me kicking you off the Interactive Pokemon Game Show?
TCL: What? No, not at all, whatever made you think I actually got mad over that… (takes a soda can and destroys it)
(Mewchu11 comes in)
Mewchu11: But it was my fault you got kicked off…
TCL: (scowls) I know dat! But I dun care!
(FP and MC11 realize the authors are being the exact opposite of their normal selves)
TCL: You know, the more I think about it, the more I declare that Will is the stupidest person on the face of the Earth! KAREN/LANCE 4-EVER!!!!
(Be scared. Be very, very scared.)
Corrector9Yui: Think maybe Koga and Bruno will give me their autograph? (little hearts float by)
(Have you fainted of terror yet? What is this? No???)
All: Let's go start the Tracey Appreciation Society!
(Loud THUD as reader falls to floor, unconscious)
~*~*~*~*~*~
(Hello? Are you awake yet?)
(Oh, good. Well, I'll take you to the fic now. Are you alright? Want some water? No? Well, then, just sit back and enjoy the show as much as humanly possible. Well… sorta.)
(somewhere…)
(We see a dark figure hunched over a table)
???: ahaha… Soon the authors will be under my control!!!!
(the chair that the dark figure is sitting in turns around and reveals itself to be…)
Blaine: HAHAHAHA!
(who knew?)
(back to the authors)
(the authors are still acting suspiciously. Lots of posters are hung up around the room with Tracey on them, and all the female authors are gaping at the posters with hearts around them)
Lccorp2: (writing a letter) Dear… Ash… Ketchum… Please tell me how you got to be so talented at Pokemon Training.
C9Y: Tracey's so kawaii!
Lccorp2: You are a much better trainer than me.
TCL: I know! ^_^
Lccorp2: I'm going to give up and you can have all my Pokemon.
(Lccorp2's shiny umbreon gets puppy dog eyes and clings to his legs)
Shiny Umbreon: Umbre Um Umbreon! (Don't leave us!)
Lccorp2: Sorry, I can't understand you cuz I'm too stoooopid.
TCL: I'm stoooooopider!
C9Y: Nuh-uh! I'm even STOOOOOOOOOOOOPIDER!
PyroVulpix: Not as STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPID as me!
(this scene continues for about ten minutes)
(back to Blaine)
Blaine: This author hypnotation device is working splendidly! The authors are acting unlike they ever have before!
Blaine's Magmar: Magm! …Armag magma mag. (Blaine! We have an issue)
Blaine: Why are all the Pokemon talking like they do in the show? (waves his magic fire baton!)
(suddenly all Pokemon are granted speaking ability)
Blaine's Magmar: That's better. Anyway, the Author hypnotation device runs on this powerful expensive rocket fuel right?
Blaine: Yeah?
(suddenly the A.T.D. [author's hypnotation device) stops making noise and slumps over dead)
Blaine's Magmar: …We're out of it.
Blaine: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…
(back to the authors)
TCL: um, Yui?
C9Y: What?
TCL: Why are we staring at posters of Tracey?
C9Y: Dunno. Maybe we're trying to kill him by staring at him.
TCL: I guess. (glares at the poster of Tracey)
C9Y: But somehow it seems like it doesn't work all that well.
TCL: Hmmm… Yeah, we can have so much more fun the normal way.
(C9Y and TCL take the posters of Tracey and rip them up into itty-bitty little pieces)
TCL: That was fun! ^_^
C9Y: Yeah! ^_^
(suddenly, a flock of reporters comes into the room)
Reporter: We're here to ask a few questions! Smile kids, you're on TV!
Authors: o_0
Reporter1: Yui, is it true you've broken up with Morty?
C9Y: …(sees Morty behind the reporter mob) (gets hearts in her eyes) Of course not…
Morty: Really? YAY! ^_^
(C9Y and Morty walk off)
Reporter2: TCL, is it true you're becoming a Karen/Lance shipper?
TCL: O_O WHAT IN LUGIA'S GOOD NAME GAVE YOU THAT IDEA????
Reporter2: …Guess not.
Reporter3: Lccorp2, have you really given up training?
Lccorp2: (sees his shiny Umbreon in the corner packing a suitcase) Of course not!
Shiny Umbreon: Huh? Oh well… YAY! (goes back in his ball)
Lccorp2: These reporters are crazy…
Reporter4: PyroV, do you hate fire? Are the rumors true?
PyroVulpix: See for yourself. (does Flamethrower on the remaining reporters, roasting them thuroughly)
Reporters: We're outta here! (they run off)
TCL: hey, where are sonicrazy, Shadow, and the others?
C9Y: Dunno.
Lccorp2: We better go find them.
(they walk off)
A/N: Remember, TCL is very sorry for the cruel and unusual punishment that the authors were put through in this chapter… So don't hurt me! O_O;;;;
