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"Vacation...hell"
Chapter Five (Part One): My Dreams and One Stupid President By: Rinoa Leonhart
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"Squall, Buddy...We have no Idea where they are! We've been walking through this damn forest for a good two or three hours..." Complained a tired and cranky Irvine.

"I have to take a break, I'm so tired..." Seifer stated as he sat down on a near by rock.

"Seriously, I feel like shit..." Zell added, as he dropped to the ground.

Irvine slowly sat down a log.

Squall stared at the three.

"Squall, what if coming' out here was a big mistake? And we die out here before we can even find the girls?" Irvine questioned Squall, He continued on.

"I never got to live my dream...Me and Selphie...together, having a family-"

"You mean a house full of rugrats..." Seifer commented.

Irvine casted him a glare.

"Come on Seifer, I know even you dream of marrying Quistis..." Irvine snapped at him.

Seifer lowered his head to stare at the ground.

"I guess, when I'm around her I feel so free...But she's so nice to me, and loving...something I can't always be to her..." Seifer let out and aggravated sigh.

He raised his head to the sky.

"I want to treat her special, like she does me...I want to full fill her dreams, along with mine..." He ended, as he continued to look at the darkened sky.

"...The girl in the Library...She's so sweet to me. One day I'm gonna have to ask her, her name..." Zell stated.

The other three turned to stare at him.

"What?" He questioned.

"You're dream is to ask her, her name?" Seifer questioned.

Zell nodded his head.

"Damn your pitiful..." Irvine stated.

Zell glared at him.

Zell was about to say a comeback, when he noticed the quite Squall, curiosity getting the best of him he stared at him.

"How bout you Squall, what's your dream?" Zell questioned him.

Squall turned around.

"I don't know..." He stated as he leaned his back against a tree.

"What do you mean you don't know?" Seifer questioned.

Squall shrugged.

"I guess I just don't have a dream..."

Irvine stood up form his place on the log.

"Don't have a dream? Come on Squall, everyone has to have one." He stated.

Squall shook his head no.

"Nope...I never really thought about it..." Squall said to the group as he closed his eyes.

"You're a cold hearted one, Leonhart...You never even thought of Marrying Rin, and having a family?" Seifer questioned him.

"Yah...sometimes but-" Squall's sentence was cut off by the rustling of bushes.

The four males jumped, as they turned to look at the moving bushes.

They continued to stare when suddenly a figure popped out.

"LAGUNA?!" Zell questioned.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Squall screamed in horror, as he grabbed a nearby stick and ran behind Seifer.

"OH HYNE! DON'T LET IT GET ME!" He screamed clutching on to Seifer, and pointing the stick at Laguna.

"SON!" Laguna squealed as he ran towards Seifer and Squall.

"OH SHIT!!" Squall screamed as Laguna pushed Seifer into a tree and lifted Squall off the ground, pulling him into a tight bear hug.

"Oh Squally! You never write, or call, or visit anymore!" He stated crushing Squall's poor little ribs.

Seifer raised from the ground rubbing his sore back.

"Goddamn...you need to lay off those fuckin' Flintstones Vitamins..." Seifer muttered.

"Dude, Laguna, Squall stopped breathing..." Zell stated pointing to the blue Squall.

"Oh..." Laguna replied as he let go of Squall.

Irvine stared at Laguna.

"So like...what in the hell are you doin' in the middle of a forest?" Irvine questioned Laguna.

Laguna raised his finger to his chin in thought.

"Well it all started when Ellone Cid Edea Kiros, Ward, and me decided to go camping." He started.

*** FLASH BACK***

'So we packed our gear and headed for the nearest forest in Centra.'

*** PRESENT***

"Wait a second! Are you saying where in Centra right now?" Irvine questioned.

"Ah, yeah..." Laguna replied.

"ZELL! YOU MORON!! YOU DROVE US TO CENTRA!!!!!" Seifer screamed at the wide eyed Zell.

"Heh, what's the odds of that?" Zell replied, as he scratched the back of his head.

*** BACK TO THE FLASH BACK***

'So we found a spot and started to set camp.'

"Laguna pick a spot and set up your tent." Kiros commanded Laguna.

"Okay." He replied as he found him a spot to start.

Kiros sighed as he picked up a stake and a rope, and began to set his own tent.

"Cid, why don't you go and help Laguna put up his tent?" Edea suggested to her husband.

"All right..." Cid agreed as he walked off into the forest.

---- 5 minuets later----

Cid came walking towards the others.

"So, did the tent survive the wrath of Laguna?" Edea questioned her husband.

" Well, it has a small hole in the top, it now does have to be folded and put up, and currently it is stuck
in a tree." Cid explained.

" It is stuck in a tree? How the hell did he manage that?" Kiros questioned.

" Well, Laguna was trying to unfold it by holding it above his head and shaking it. The wind caught it, he let go, and it blew into a tree." He replied as he took his seat next to Edea.

[Ellone walks into the camp with Laguna following behind. Laguna is carrying what is left of the tent, which is the string that held it together.]

Kiros raised his eyebrows.

" Is that all that's left?" He questioned Ellone.

"Yap. Uncle Laguna pretty much tore this one to pieces." She replied.

" Hey Laguna, how bout you go get us some firewood, while we find you another tent?" Edea suggested.

Laguna shrugged his shoulders, as he walked off into the woods.

*** END FLASH BACK***

"And I've been lost ever since..." Laguna concluded.

Squall stared at the black headed man in front of him.

' He can't be my father, he's such a moron...' Squall nod's to himself as he continues to stare at Laguna.

"Exactly what day did you leave Eshtar?" Seifer questioned.

"Umm, July the first I think..." Laguna replied.

"You're telling me you've been lost for over a week?!" Zell concluded.

"I guess..." Laguna answered.

The four other males stared blankly at Laguna.

"I know you are not that dense..." Irvine mutters as he scratches the top of his head.

Squall stuck out his right hand.

"Told you guys he was a moron. You three owe me two hundred bucks, pay up." He stated, grinning evilly.

"WHAT!! WHY?!" The three boys yelled in unison.

Squall shook his head. Reaching into his shirt pocket, whipping out a small tape recorder.

"What the hell is that?" Zell questioned.

"A tape recorder Chicken-Wuss..." Seifer answered.

"I know what it is Dumb Ass, but what the hell is he doing with it?" Zell stated, sending a glare at Seifer.

Seifer replied by flicking him a bird, also mouthing a 'fuck you'.

Squall smirked, as he pushed a button on the small recorder.

*** TAPE ***

"I tell you my dad is a fuckin' *Hiccup* Dumb Ass!" Shouted a wasted Irvine.

" *Hiccup* Aw that's a bunch of Bullshit! *Hiccup* Cause If Cid counts as a Father *Hiccup* then I have the looniest of all!" A totally drunk Seifer concluded.

"Hell My Dad's in the fuckin' grave *Hiccup* he got hit by a car *Hiccup* in broad daylight, he was *Hiccup* just standin' in the damn road for no fuckin' reason. *Hiccup* What's that tellin' you!" An also wasted Zell stated.

"Zell, Your Dad was blind..." Stated a sober Squall.

"Oh Yeah..."

"I vote that Laguna is the biggest Moron...He's just...stupid..." Squall concluded.

"I bet you my paycheck *Hiccup* that my dad's stupider." Irvine betted him.

"*Hiccup* I also bet my paycheck, that Cid is more *Hiccup* Stupid..." Seifer also betted Squall.

"And I bet *Hiccup* my paycheck that I'M stupider!" Zell shouted.

"Fine...I also bet my paycheck that Laguna is the most stupid of all four..." Betted Squall.

"Agreed?" He questioned.

"Agreed..." They stated in unison/

*** END TAPE ***

Irvine, Seifer, and Zell stared wide eyed at the happy Squall.

"Damn, I don't even remember that shit..." Irvine concluded, as he tipped his hat.

"Seriously." Zell agreed with the Cowboy.

"No fuck, I gotta cough up my paycheck to Leonhart?!" Seifer yelled outraged by the thought.

Squall's evil grin widened.

"Doesn't life just suck? Oh sorta like how you blow goats!" Squall teased, the ex-sorceress knight.

Seifer scowled at him, his right eye twitching.

"Oh shit..." Irvine and Zell stated.

"My son HATES me!" Laguna said, as he started sniffling.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU LEONHART!" Seifer screamed as he leapt toward Squall who backed away.

"OH SHIT! NOT AGAIN!" Irvine and Zell screamed in unison, as they grabbed Seifer's arm, holding him back from the laughing Squall.


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BACK IN GAEA
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Quistis, Selphie, and Rinoa sat impatiently inside a Jail cell.

"I can't believe you two got us thrown in Jail!" And outraged Quistis yelled.

"Oops..." Muttered a bored Selphie.

"I STILL want Irvy!" She shouted as she fell backwards into a laying position.

"How the hell was I supposed to know it was illegal to fight in a bar?!" Screamed Rinoa, as she furious that they had been the only ones to be thrown in the 'slammer'.

"THIS SUCKS!" The three screamed in unison.

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To be continued
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Well that's the first part of chapter Five! Sorry it took so long!

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1)Should Laguna stay with them?

2)While walking in the forest should they meet Jason?

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~Rinoa Leonhart~ ^_^

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