A/N: Muahaha. Lucky me, no one decided to slaughter me after what I did in the last chappie… By the way, has anyone been to powerpets.com? Sign up if you want, and don't forget to email/neomail me if you wants mai username! ^_^
Flower Powerer: (appears) HI EVERYONE!
Audience: (enthusiastic responses)
Flower Powerer: We're here on… The Interactive Pokem- (checks card) Wait a sec, that can't be right… (coughs twice, looks around,then starts to sweat nervously)
Person in audience: hurry up!
Flower Powerer: (confused) We're here on… uh… All In A Day's Insanity, Chapter 33… ???
Audience: YEAH!
Flower Powerer: (shrugs) Oh well. Now, welcome our first contestant, Lccorp2!
(Lccorp2 walks on stage, turns into his were-form, and growls at the audience, scaring them half out of their wits)
Lccorp2: Heh.
Flower Powerer: (cough) that's nice… Next, PyroVulpix!
(PyroVulpix walks out, but stops in his tracks and coughs, charring the nearest person with a jet of flame)
PyroVulpix: Sorry about dat. I'm allergic.
FlowerPowerer: (staring at the small portion of the audience with charred-black bodies) uhh… Next, Shadow! Or Tsunami Shadow. Whatever.
(Shadow walks on stage, pauses in the middle of the set, then sprays the audience with root beer)
Shadow: HAHAHEEHEE! (squirts the root beer at the curtains)
Flower Powerer: Stop ruining the set! I have to use this thing, you know!
Shadow: hehe, sorry…
Flower Powerer: Okk… Our next contestant is Corrector9Yui!
(Yui walks on stage, and the audience roars with applause, mostly because she hasn't done anything offensive to the audience)
Audience: YUI! YUI! YUI! YUI!
C9Y: (bows)
Flower Powerer: SILENCE!
(audience shuts up)
Flower Powerer: Thank you. For this segment, the contestants must guess which Pokemon or person is being described to them.
Audience: Oooooh…
Flower Powerer: Suspenseful music, please.
(rock music comes on)
Flower Powerer: That's NOT suspenseful! (throws a microphone at the guy controlling the music)Oh great. I need a new microphone… (a microphone appearsin her hand) Um. How amazingly convenient…
(suspenseful music plays)
Flower Powerer: Thank you. For our first subject…
(a giant screen lowers, with a question mark [?] projected on it)
Audience:ooooh…
Flower: The first clue is: This person has a dog.
(silence)
Flower:Well, Lccorp2?
Lccorp2: Um. Uh. Janine?
Flower: Incorrect. Pyro?
PyroVulpix: I know this! I know it! I KNOW THIS ONE! …No I don't.
Flower: Um, Shadow?
Shadow: The Mighty King of Root Beer?
Flower: Uh, no.
Yui: Morty!
Flower: No.
Yui: Oh. Darn.
Flower: Ok. The next clue is: (gets a confused look on her face) This person can do the backstroke in the pool…? Ok, skip that one. (picks up a new card) Let's do the Pokemon category instead. Ok. This Pokemon is an Electric Type. Changing the rules! Contestants, when you know the answer, hit the buzzer.
Yui: what buzzer?
Flower: That buzzer.
(a Buzzer petpet from NeoPets appears)
Yui: (shocked) You want us to hit it?
Flower: (blinks) wrong buzzer.
(the buzzer disappears, and four red buttons appear one on each contestant's stand)
Flower: That's better. This Pokemon has the option of evolving and/or has pre-volutions.
(silence)
Flower: This Pokemon has more than one element.
(PyroVulpix slaps his buzzer)
Flower: Yes, Pyro?
PyroVulpix: I don't know the answer. I just wanted to see what happened if you pressed the buzzer.
Flower: (sighing)Why am I not surprised… Well, Pyro, you have to give an answer whether you have an idea or not.
PyroVulpix: How about… VULPIX!
Flower: Wrong.
PyroVulpix: Then, how about… (thinks for a long time) Zapdos?
Flower: Wrong.
PyroVulpix: How was I supposed to know? I'm not an Electric type, after all. (starts to doze off on his stand)
Flower: Ehehe… Next clue: This Pokemon is not an evolved form.
(Yui slaps her buzzer)
Yui: Chinchou!
Flower: Correct.
(Yui does the victory sign to the audience. The audience [which has a very enthusiastic Morty in it ;) ] cheers)
Yui: Go mee! Go meeee!
Flower: Go back to your stand, Yui.
Yui: Ok.
Flower: Next… This Pokemon is-
(PyroVulpix wakes up and slaps his buzzer)
PyroVulpix: It's VULPIX!
Flower: Wrong. Let me finish. This Pokemon is considered the "Legendary" Pokemon.
(all four buzzers sound at the same time)
Yui: Mewtwo!
Lccorp2: Ho-oh!
Shadow: Lugia!
PyroVulpix: Vulpix!
Flower: Pyro, you already went. All four of you were wrong. The answer was Arcanine.
Yui: I knew that.
Shadow: Suuure you did…
Yui: (glowers) I did! I just had a temporary brain malfuncion!
Lccorp2: Whatever.
Yui: (glares at him)
Lccorp2: Eeh, touchy touchy…
Flower Powerer: Now, for the bonus round… This Pokemon is 2'' tall, and weighs 22 pounds.
(PyroVulpix's buzzer blares loudly)
PyroVulpix: VULPIX!
Flower Powerer: (shocked) That is correct…
Yui, Shadow, and Lccorp2: WHAT?!?!?!
(PyroVulpix stares, shrugs, and falls back asleep)
Flower: …Since PyroVulpix won the bonus round, he gets two points, which also means he is our winner!
Morty: I demand a rematch!
Flower: Maybe Yui will win next time. She was close.
Yui: Yeah : ( Oh well. (leaves with Morty)
Flower: Well, that wraps it up for today! Yes, that was short, but join us next time on…
Audience: The Interactive Pokemon Game Sh-
(Flower Powerer stares at the audience)
Audience: uh… All In A Day's Insanity!
(curtains close, scene changes)
TCL: (wakes up, yawns) What a fine day. I suppose I should write Chapter 33 of AIADI now… (goes over to the TV and turns it on)
(guess what she's watching)
TCL: Ah, nothing like TV-
The Audience, on TV: Uh… All In A Day's Insanity!
TCL: (spits out her water) WHAT?!?!?
(screen fades out)
