Karen: Ah. What a nice day. (Gets out of bed) I think I'll turn on the radio…
Narrator: What Karen doesn't know is that as soon as she turns on the radio-
(HEY! *slaps Narrator* Don't give it away or I'm firing you!)
Narrator: Oh fine.
Karen: (walks over to her nightstand and turns on the radio)
??? on Radio: FOOLS! YOU THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE! BUT NO, I AM AN EVIL MASTERMIND AND WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Karen: ????
???: YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME! EVER! BECAUSE I'M HIDING IN THE ONE PLACE YOU'D NEVER THINK TO LOOK: A SMALL SECRET HUT BY OLIVINE CITY! SO HAHA ON YOU!
Karen: -_-
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Lance: OH YEAH! Taste Dragonbreath, bay-bay! Whoots!
Koga: (groans as his Venomoth is knocked out yet again) I'm sick of battling now, Lance. Let's do something else.
Bruno: By the way, where's Karen?
(silence)
Lance: You know, I'm not sure. Let's ask Will. He's a psycho.
Koga: Don't you mean psychic?
Lance: Whatever.
(they walk into Will's gym)
Koga: Say, where's Will?
Lance: (sees a note on the door that says "I'm going to a Psychic Pokemon convention in some distant city. Be back around mid-afternoon") Great. Just great. Well guys…
Koga: Who needs them anyway?
Bruno: Yeah.
Lance: We can have fun by ourselves.
Koga: Yepyep!
Lance: Come on, guys.
(they walk off)
(Meanwhile, somewhere)
Karen: Lesse… Oh sir?
Guy: Yes?
Karen: Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Stre- Err… Olivine City? ^_^;;;
Guy: Go that way. (points)
Karen: Tanku! (runs off)
(meanwhile…)
Flower: Really TCL. I didn't mean to take over Chapter 33.
TCL: Then how did you get in it???
Flower: Dunno. There I was minding my own business and doing my homework when suddenly -POOF-, and I was standing on a stage in front of an audience!
TCL: Um. Okay.
Flower: When are you writing chapter 34?
TCL: I don't know. I just hope the E4 aren't fooling around…
(scene changes. We see Will lounging around in the radio tower, looking amused and talking through a loudspeaker)
Will: ATTENTION EVERYONE! FROM NOW ON, THE ONLY FOOD IMPORTED TO ANY PLACE IN ALL OF JOHTO WILL BE STALE FROG LEGS!
People outside: AAAAAAH!
Will: Bwahahahaha.
Karen: (walks into the room)
Will: AH! (sticks his hands in the air) you caught me! (notices it's Karen) Oh, it's only you Karen.. Ah… (starts whistling)
Karen: what are you doing up here?
Will: I'm just sitting here innocently! I'm DEFINITELY not trying to manipulate society to fear me so I can temporarily take over the world and in the process change the Pokemon show so that the Elite Four appear more frequently.
Karen: Well, okay. Some guy told me Olivine city was this way, but apparently he was wrong. Can you teleport me there?
Will: (in an annoying sing-song voice) Say the magic word!
Karen: (snidely) Please.
Will: (sits there, not doing anything)
Karen: WHAT? I said please!
Will: That's not the magic word!
Karen: Then… WHAT IS the magic word?
Will: It's holabulagoop.
Karen: Uhhhh… Holaboo- err… what was it again?
Will: Holabulagoop.
Karen: Hulahoopgoop?
Will: No.
Karen: Hurraytheflyingmonkeyshavebeendefeatedgoop?
Will: No.
Karen: What was it again?
Will: Holabulagoop.
Karen: Ok… Holabulagoop!
(Karen vanishes)
Karen: (appears in Olivine City) How convinient. Now, the broadcast said to find a hut on the edge of Olivine City…
(Karen walks around for a while, but spots nothing of the sort)
Karen:Great, just great! Wait a minute, what's that?? (sees a hut near the ocean up ahead) That must be it! (runs up to it)
(Karen knocks on the door)
Elderly Voice: come in.
Karen: (enters. She sees an elderly couple sitting in rocking chairs by the fire. The old woman puts down her knitting and smiles pleasantly at Karen)
Elderly Woman: Well, what would a young 'un such as yourself be wanting with us old folk?
Karen: Well… u-uh… A broadcast on the radio said… Never mind. Sorry to disturb you, I must have miscalculated.
(Karen exits the hut)
Karen: They're far too old, and nice for that matter, to want to take over the world. The voice on the radio must've tricked me! Now I have to guess what evil villain would want to do such a thing…
(she gets in a thinker's pose)
Karen: How about… Darth Gary?
(Darth Gary appears)
Darth Gary: hey, I specialize in villain-ness in Eskimo Jolteon. When AIADI is being aired, I'm on vacation. It's not me, pal.
(Darth Gary vanishes again)
Karen: Well… Then I guess it could've been…Evil Tracey!
(Evil Tracey appears in his milktruck of doom)
Evil Tracey: Same thing as Darth Gary! Stop blaming everything on us! (flies off)
Karen: This gets wierder by the moment… Then I suppose it was… RED HERRING!
(Red Herring from Scooby Doo appears)
Red H: It wasn't me! Geez, don't you watch the cartoons?
Karen: Uhhh… o_0
Red H: Sheeze. (disappears)
Karen: Well, there's no villains left…
(Corrector9Yui appears in front of Karen using her author powers)
Yui: You forgot Evil Whitney! But it wasn't her anyway, I've been keeping track of her location.
Karen: (still thinking) Well then, who could it be??? I'm confoosed.
(suddenly, it hits her)
Karen: DUH! Duh, duh, duh, duh, DUUUUHHHH!!! GOSH I WAS SO STOOPID! I KNOW WHO IT WAS! (She grudgingly stomps over to Goldenrod City)
~GOLDENROD CITY~
Will: (over speakers) FEAR ME, FUTURE MINIONS! TOGETHER WE SHALL CONVINCE MIYAMOTO THAT WE ELITES ARE THE SUPERIOR RA-
(Karen barges in)
Will: (immediately puts microphone thingie down) H-h-hi Karen! How are you today?
Karen: someone's been naughty. TCL's gonna be mad.
Will: but you wouldn't tell her, would you?
Karen: Even if I don't, the 100,000 other people who heard that broadcast will. For now, I'm hauling someone home. (takes out a fish net and throws it over Will)
Will: Gah… I failed… This is humiliating! (teleports back to the indigo plateau)
Karen: (puts away the fishing net) Now to walk all the way back myself… (begins the long trip, much to her feet's displeasure)
A/N: YAY! My dad fixed my keyboard! Now I can use the down arrow again, and the space bar works better! YAY! ^_^
