Authors note: Hello people. Well I'm back WISHING THAT MICHAEL VARTAN WAS MINE. (But he aint. Also I'm not going to let myself go there.) The film of 'what women want' gave me an idea for an alias fanfic. I don't know why it came to me but it reminds me of the funny edged Buffy episodes. Vaughn realises that after a shock he has changed is it him mentally or physically!!!!!! So here it is.

What women want!

"Now lets remind me again. Why the hell do you want me to fix this plug?"

Vaughn said to Weiss who sat there patiently watching him. Vaughn's eyebrow motioned While he looked up at his partner.

"Cause I cant be bothered my god damn self!" Weiss' eyes met Vaughn's as he replied.

"And I'm meant to risk my life and my world that I live on because of this faulty plug!"

"Yeah come on man its not going to hurt you" Weiss sighed while he spoke.

Weiss sat down in front of Vaughn observing how he was looking at the plug and then at him.

"And what is this plug for?!" Weiss slammed his hand on the table looking at Vaughn.

"For god damn sakes! This wire is attached to radio, radio plays music. Any other information you need to know like what shop it was purchased and even the manufacturing date--"

"Ok Weiss I got the point you want me to fix the so enformous wire and plug" Vaughn put his hands up. Trying to rebound the anger that Vaughn was sending at him.

"Thank God you're finally speaking English"

"Oh do want to hear another language. Bonjour Weiss j'empelle Michael j'habite los angles dans état unis. J'Dore la agentif (translation: Hi Weiss my name is Michael I live in Los Angeles in America, I love my agent.)

"Yeah we know your French Vaughn! Wait what was the last part?

"None of your business anyways back to fixing this radio plug"

Vaughn picked up the screw driver as it seemed like he was going to attack the plug when he simply dealt with the matter that was at hand.

"Weiss brush me up in science what's the earth wire again, because that's probably where the problem is at"

"Hey man no questions of science should come near my brains do remember my score for that then."

"Yeah actually I do. I think it the brown it looks earthy" Vaughn said pointing at the wire, as he looked up at weiss in confusion.

"Actually I think the light green and yellow classifies as an earth wire, and to think about it we had seminars on this"

"Sydney was right you never learn anything in seminars. But I'm trusting you" "actually I don't that's it my brain says brown wire"

Vaughn looked at Weiss as he stuck the screwdriver into the Plug and was greeted by a great electrical serge pass through his body. Weiss ran over to Vaughn pulling him away from the plug. Vaughn looks dazed at Weiss. "that's not supposed to happen" Weiss said supporting his partner.

"I told you, you should have trusted me" Vaughn hit him on the shoulder. Just then Vaughn's secretary walked in.

Oh here we go covering up that they are gay again. Vaughn looked at his secretary but she had not spoken and her lips certainly didn't move. She finally said.

"Barnett wants you to see her again"

"Why?" Vaughn eyes met the confusion in her's.

"I don't know I just pass on the messages" her face smiled at him.

"Thanks anyway" she turned round to walk out the door as he heard the faint words of prick

"Back at you whore" she turned around looking at him strangely as if she had heard what her mind thoughts had just said.

"Why did you say that?" Weiss asked Vaughn about to clap him around the head.

"What didn't you here her call me a prick and she thinks that we are gay" Vaughn felt having to explain to Weiss didn't he hear it, well were talking about Weiss here his as deaf as a doorknob.

"Vaughn she didn't say anything and you really need to visit Barnett maybe Sydney is actually making you crack up"

"Ha Ha Weiss very funny"

Vaughn was confused how come he could hear these faint words and voices they had women's rings to them. He screwed up his face as he looked at the plug.

"Vaughn you ok"

"Yeah.yeah I'm fine," he said looking at the floor.

What the hell is happening to me!!!!