A/N: I have more allies! I have more allies! YAY!

(anyway, screen zooms in to Will's gym)

Will: What a perfectly nice day. The authors are somewhere else, and no annoying trainers barge into my-

(a girl marches in)

Girl: I demand a battle!!!

Will: (sigh) I knew it wouldn't last. Well, okay. What's your name?

Girl: Emma Lee.

Will: Emily?

Girl: NO! EMMA. LEE.

Will: that's what I said! Isn't your name Emily?

Emma Lee: E-M-M-A L-E-E!

Will: …oh. Sorry about that.

Emma Lee: Now can we get going?

Will: okay.

(Will releases his Xatu. Emma Lee lets out a Charmeleon)

Will: This should be no sweat. Xatu, just fly.

(Xatu soars high into the air)

Emma Lee: Charmie, use Acid Armor!

Will: ???

Charmie: (does Acid Armor and has a much tougher defence)

(Xatu flies down in his aerial attack, but Charmie only recieves about 21 damage)

Emma Lee: Well, Will? Char is hard!

Will: Charizard??? Where? (looks both ways)

Emma Lee: …Never mind.

(put simply, Emma Lee's strange Charmeleon beats Will)

Will: (puzzled) how could that thing beat me?

Emma Lee: (smiles mysteriously) Now let me pass!

Will: Ledybas??? Where???? (looks both ways again)

Emma Lee: (groan)

~*~*~*~*~

Lccorp2: (swoons) Oh yeah!

TCL: …

Lccorp2: HAHA! 4 Kings! Beat that! (puts his cards down) How come you can't play cards as well as the average person?

TCL: Tesse vu. (translation: Be quiet)

Lccorp2: WHAT?

TCL: (glares at him) Tesse Vu! (Translation: Be quiet!)

Lccorp2: …I have no idea what that means. TCL, what language do you speak???

TCL: (thinks) la francais et stupid. (Trans: French and Stupid)

Lccorp2: Oh, oka- Wha?

TCL: (muttering) …Baka. (Trans: Idiot)

Lccorp2: HAHAHAHAHA!

TCL: WHAT?

Lccorp2: Baka is a Japanese word!

TCL: Ya, so?

Lccorp2: And you weren't talking in Japanese, were you?

TCL: o_0 Non… (Trans: No)

Lccorp2: Oh well. At least you're not talking in French anymore.

TCL: Oui. ^_^ (trans: Yes ^_^)

Lccorp2: AAARRRRRGHHHHHH….

TCL: Hehehehe!

Lccorp2: SHUT UP!

TCL: Mais- (Trans: But-)

Lccorp2: (wacks her over the head with a frying pan)

TCL: X_X

(scene changes and we see Jolteon and Umbreon from Eskimo Jolteon reclining in a beach chair on a makeshift beach. The "beach" is in the Author's Lounge)

Jolteon: (points to an article in a page called "The FanFiction Daily Tribune") Here's a bit of useless trivia. Did you know that TCL was the original creator of the Author's Lounge?

(silence)

Umbreon: Here's another bit! (has a newspaper titled "Writing Weekly") Dja know Eskimo Jolteon is the longest insane fic out there? (A/N: I think it is o_0)

Jolteon: Well, I think we of all Pokemon should know that…

Umbreon: Hey, lookie here! It says that PinkScyther is the most worldwidely known Tracey hater the Pokemon and FanFiction worlds have ever seen?

Jolteon: Yah, well- (suddenly catches a glance of the clock) Say…

Umbreon: Huh?

Jolteon: (rubs his eyes) (blinks) (rubs his eyes again) Say Umbre. Does that clock say "5:23 PM" to you?

Umbreon: Sure does. What's up?

Jolteon: (sees the camera in front of them) AH!

Umbreon: Oh wait, 5:00-6:00 is AIADI's airing time isn't it…

Jolteon: And we're in it!

Umbreon: Not good.

Jolteon: Let's split.

Umbreon: Agreed.

(they magically go back into Eskimo Jolteon)

(we see TCL, Yui, and Shadow talking)

TCL: I'm having keyboarding class next week. I don't really think I need it because I type so much due to FF.Net anyway. How about you?

Shadow: I hate school. I hate tests. I hate quizzes.

TCL: Yeah, so do I, but you didn't really answer my ques-

(Emma Lee comes in)

Emma Lee: Hey guys! Look, I beat Dragon Master Lance!

TCL: Who's the gun master in France? 0_o

Shadow: What are you talking about TCL? That girl just clearly said something about ragged lasting pants.

Yui: No, she said it was fun mastering how to dance.

TCL: oh.

Emma Lee: ERRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHH!!! (runs off) I HATE EVERYONE!

(silence)

TCL: (blink) Did she just say that she ate the sun?

Shadow: Naw, she said she's late for every run. Whatever that means.

Yui: I thought she said mating was fun.

(Shadow and TCL stare at Yui)

Yui: (quickly) But that's only what I thought she said!

TCL: Hmm… I guess you're right.

(scene changes. Karen is typing an official League document thingie when three girls barge in)

Girls: HI!

Karen: W-who are you?

Girl1: (happily and enthusiastically)I'm Deffie!

Girl2: (nervously) I'm…umm… May…

Girl3: (grumpily) I'm Disa.

Karen: Huh? Why are you here? Do you want to battle?

May: No, um… we're just here… because…

Deffie: We're here! ^_^

Disa: Dummyheads.

Deffie: Silence, Disa!

Karen: Can I have your full names? Don't your parents know you're here?

Deffie: Oh, sorry. I'm Deffie Nittley. (points to May) She's May B. She doesn't like her last name, so she shortens it to "B". (points to Disa) that's Disa Gree. She's quite grumpy.

Karen: Oh.

Deffie: We'll be going now!

Disa: (menacingly) But we'll be watching you…

(Deffie, May, and Disa vanish)

Karen:That was odd.

(Karen walks into Will's gym to ask him if he had seen the three weird girls. Will is not in his gym)

Karen: Huh. That's odd.

(Karen looks around. Suddenly, wide-eyed, she sees a… um… 3 BAZILLION DOLLAR BILL JUST LYING ON THE FLOOR!!!!!)

Karen: o_0 I wonder who lost this. It couldn't have been Will, he keeps all his money in a psychically-activated bank somewhere on a different planet…

(which brings Karen to the strange question…)

Karen: Should I keep all this money, or leave it here on the floor?

(suddenly, much to Karen's surprise, she sees Deffie, Disa, and May hovering like little fairies above her head!)

Karen: Eee!

Deffie: (dressed in white with pretty blonde hair and angel wings and a little halo above her head) Leave it on the floor! Karen, you know it would be rude to steal.

Disa: (dressed in a red, tight-fitting outfit with a pitchfork, and with devil horns coming from her pitch-black hair with bloodred highlights) Muaha! What are you talking about??? TAKE IT! Otherwise, some STUPID person will come along and claim it for their greedy selves, and we wouldn't want that.

Karen: (unsure) May, what do you think?

May: (in regular attire) I dunno.

Karen: (groan)

(suddenly Will walks in)

Will: Hey Karen…

Karen: WILL! Look at the little… people… talking to me! (gapes and points at the three little fairy girls)

Will: Where?

Karen: Right there, Einstein!

Will: I don't see anyone. (looks worried and confused at the same time) Karen, have you considered getting psychiatric help?

Karen: NO! It's not one of those "VOICES! IN MY HEAD!!!" type of things. I really do see them.

Will: (flatly) I don't.

Karen: Well, I don't see why not. They're here, clear as day.

Disa: Or black as night.

Deffie: (sigh) I like daytime better.

May: I like them both. Actually I dislike them both. Actually… I have no clue.

Will: Well, okay. (sees the money on the floor) Holy Macoroni! Where in the name of the Whirl Islands did you find all this CASH???

Karen: I walked in your gym, and-

Will: Why'd you walk in my gym?

Karen: I wanted to ask you if you saw the three weird little- (pauses) Never mind. (walks away)

Disa: KAREN!! YOU MISSED YOUR CHANCE AT THE LIFE OF LUXURY!!! HOW COULD YOU???

Karen: I'm an E4 already. I don't need that kind of money.

Disa: Yes you do!

Deffie: Well, I think that Karen did the right thing.

May: (shrugs) Like, whatever.

Disa: You agree with me then, huh, don't you May?

May: No…

Disa: Do you think Karen did the right thing or not?

May: I have no opinion…

Deffie: Disa, leave her alone!

Disa: (sulks)

Karen: Listen guys- err…girls… you guys are getting me into a lot of scrambling. Can you kind of…well… go away for a while?

Deffie: I respect your wishes. (poofs in a big fwuffy white cloud)

May: No use staying here any longer…Of course I'd have nowhere I like to go anyway… (vanishes in a speck of dust)

Disa: I think I'll stay here and annoy you forever!

Karen: Oh, no you won't! (thwacks Disa with a mallet that appears out of nowhere)

Disa: OW! HOW DARE YOU! (vanishes in a black stormcloud)

Karen: Good bye and good riddance. I think I'll go watch cartoons. (wonders off, still a little shaken)

~MEANWHILE…SOMEWHERE~

Emma Lee: (walking up to Giovanni) I have defeated Lance. However those fools keep messing up my sentences.

Giovanni: You have done your job for now, Emma Lee, Agent 405.

(suddenly a female Persian walks into the office)

Giovanni: Ah, Persian. Come here my precious.

(the Persian walks up with hearts in her eyes and cuddles in Giovanni's lap)

Giovanni: Hey, you're not my normal Persian! You're…a…fangirl…Persian…! AHHH!!!!

Emma Lee: (quickly) I'll be going now! Bye boss!

Giovanni: FOOL! GET BACK HERE AND GET THIS PERSIAN OFF OF ME OR YOU LOSE YOUR HARD-EARNED RANK IN TEAM ROCKET!!!!

Emma Lee: Oh geez.

(screen fade out)

A/N: Deffie Nittley is like Definitely, May B. Is Maybe, and Disa Gree, of course, is Disagree, which contributes to her negative attitude. Just a little bit of help there. Remember, TCL is very sorry for not posting the next chapter earlier. TCL was busy with homework. TCL hates homework. TCL likes cookies better.