Authors note:
Sorry I took so long to update I had to revise. I had a big history test
yesterday and I really wanted to do well, so I had to put back the
releasing of the next chapter (I'm sorry.) If you getting confused by the
story, I'm really sorry, but if the words are in the brackets of '' that
means they are thinking. If they are in a bracket of "" it means they are
talking. Everyone thank you for your reviews. I read all of them and they
made me laugh. I'm so glad you enjoyed the last chapter. I want to see
season 2 of Alias, but they still haven't aired in England yet. I'm about
to go insane every time I go on an alias site. So plead to the sky one
company to let it show because I'm feeling real agitated and the worst bit
about it, it runs into my exams and my mum is not going to let me watch it
(nooooo!!!!!). Has anybody seen the picture of Vaughn lying on the bed and
it is either Sydney or her mother that is lying next to him. (Can someone
please put my brain at ease and tell me who it is.)
So get ready for another mind bending, side splitting funny written chapter. (Well I tried anyways)
Barnett's office
Vaughn couldn't help but smile to himself as he thought that this is a very good sign that life was going to go good for him. He was thinking about the advantage he could have. Manipulate the women that hated him in the office and have a more close contact with other women who adore him. And not being vain but he knew there were a lot. Vaughn reached at Barnett's door as he knocked and waited for an answer.
" Come in" Dr Barnett cried. He opened the door leaving the sounds of womanly thoughts behind him, he watched her look him up and down.
' Oh great the Agent lover is here' a faint cry echoed in Vaughn head as he looked at her. He chose to ignore it and be civil.
"Mr Vaughn it's nice to see you again" she said showing him with a straight hand gesture on where to sit. Vaughn closed the door behind and sat down as he remembered the last time that he was in this ridiculous office was when Agent Steven dickhead Haladki, jealously reported him about giving Sydney a Christmas gift. I always wondered what had happened to that arsehole.
"So Mr Vaughn I've once again heard about your venture with Sydney off to Taipei. Could you please explain your actions on why you helped her?" Barnett said looking him dead in the eyes.
'If he says anything along the lines of I needed to help her, I handle her and I'm the only person she can talk to, I'm reporting it to Mr Devlin, screw privacy.'
He looked at her while her mind calculated on what she was going to do to him if he said the wrong things.
"Well I helped her, not only because I didn't think the CIA rules were acceptable, but because I wanted to insure that this battery was not used against us in a line of battle" he looked at her sadly as he continued "My dad died following the rules and I just don't want to be so blind sighted by my own company." Vaughn looked up at her as she smiled
' Haladki didn't mention that he was still sensitive about his father. Well maybe he was too busy pulsating into me. I wonder where he is.....he really used to satisfy me.'
"It'll be alright Mr Vaughn" she came out with smiling.
'I wondered what his father wou1d look like if he was still alive! God I hope he wasn't as gorgeous as his son or it would be an over load.'
Vaughn chuckled as he heard her thoughts. What does every walking woman on this universe have a crush on me? He thought as she watched him laughing.
"Mr Vaughn are you alright," Barnett said looking at him weirdly
"Yeah I just get flash backs of things that make me laugh"
"Oh" she said as she smiled. God I'm getting too good at lying. Vaughn thought while he stared at her. Vaughn turn back into the catholic schoolboy we all know. He thought to himself. If he wasn't mistaken this whole hearing women's thoughts thing was slowly turning him mad.
"So Mr Jack Bristow helped you on your mission and directed you?"
'Which reminds me I have to call him. That fuck session last night was fantastic' Vaughn broke out in hysterics as he looked at her and then looked down to scratch his head.
"Yeah.um. He was the brains of the operation which is refreshing because normally that's my job" She laughed at his comment, as her pen just happened to fly out from her hand onto the floor. She bent down to pick it up slowly like she was trying to seduce him. The first button of her top was undone, and Vaughn couldn't help but simply look down at her shirt to see firm plasticity boobs under her shirt.
'I hope he's looking, I hope he's looking.
Vaughn turned away as she looked at him.
'Great I bent over all for nothing' he had a smirk spread right out across his face.
"Now agent Vaughn I'm going to ask you a question off the record"
'And if you say yes I will rip your friggin heart out'
Vaughn looked at her wide-eyed again as she thought it was because of the mention of question off the record but it was her mind comments. The only word that could explain this women's activity in this building is not being a physiatrist, but being the whore of Langley. Like come on who else on this earth would open it to Haladki.
"Michael" she said smiling "do you have any intimate feelings for Sydney Bristow"
'Please say no, please say no'
"No" He said flatly. He had to put all the will and power into that one to say no and it hurt him, his heart ached to say No. No meant Yes in Vaughn's language and he looked her eyes as he detected that she knew he was lying.
'He's probably lying knowing that I will report him. Maybe I should ask him to see Devlin. Well least I'll get to see that firm arse walking out of this office.'
Vaughn covered his mouth trying to hold his lips together, holding in potential laughter that could have exposed him.
"Maybe I should let you see Devlin, so that you come and sort an arrangement out"
'Ooh Cum' she thought directly after saying the sentence before it.
"Arrangement for what?"
"Well for you and Sydney and Devlin to sit down and talk or maybe a single meeting with Devlin"
"Why?"
"Because I think you need to rethink the actions that you play as a handler, not a potential boyfriend"
Her eyes looked at Vaughn searching for him to answer to her comment that she made. His face was straight, no emotion, no thought crossed his mind like it was frozen. She got up and went to her desk. He watched her, trying to read any thoughts that crossed her disgusting mind. She practically has the mind of a Soho whore sociopath.
"Mr Devlin, um can Mr Vaughn come and have a visit to you talking to you about his agent and handler activities"
'Yeah take him away before I have many upon many orgasms'
Vaughn cringed as he imagines Barnett paralysed during an orgasm. The only words he could process were. "Eww"
"Yeah sure he can come right now," Mr Devlin said over the announcing speaker.
"Mr Devlin is expecting you Agent Vaughn" Michael smiled as headed towards the door.
"Thank you"
"Oh you are welcome"
'No honey you are so welcome to see me anytime of the year preferably in my bed'
Vaughn shuddered as he held the door handle.
"Dr. Barnett, you know how you are a psychiatrist," he said looking at her as she replied.
"Yes agent Vaughn I know my profession"
"Then maybe you should go see one, cause word has it you have slept every man that has ever stepped foot in this office excluding me and no matter how much you wish and plead and THINK I will never come apart of your list." He walked out as the wild thoughts from every female in the agency started up again.
"God that was definitely a woman going through her Horney periods at an old age"
Vaughn said walking to Devlin's office.
'Oh me god, me have to go down stairs and smoke some weed nah man' Vaughn looked at the women who walked past him. He was surprised while shook his head.
'Oh shit I NEED to buy batteries or no private time with Mr vibrator'
Vaughn approached her as he could help himself by saying.
"I've got some batteries if you need some"
She looked at him astonished and amazed " what do you know?" she asked as he walked past.
"Everything" he said with a grin on his face. Her face looked worried while he approached Devlin's door. His secretary walked past him while he smiled at her she was chanting.
"V is virgin, A is for arsehole, U is for unwanted, G is for Gay, H is for hideous N is for No brains or balls"
He scowled at her. "Thanks for the nursery rhyme, bitch" he forgot how quiet the area was but remembering how loud it was in his head. He really had to learn how to keep that separate. Everyone had to look at him now they probably thinking that some was going on between him and his secretary.
Vaughn knocked on Devlin's door as he heard a cry from inside.
"Come in" Vaughn opened the door.
"Oh Agent Vaughn I have been expecting you."
He looked in the corner of the room as a face hit him as he walked in her eyes brown, her hair wiped in a ponytail behind her head. A sudden intensity built up in the room as he face hardened.
"What is she doing here?"
~~~~~~~~~~~ X ~~~~~~~~~~~
So guys do you love the cheap cliffhanger I tried to put together. I realised I changed Vaughn's character a lot in this story. He has this inner child hidden in him in this story. Thanks for reading and I'll probably get out the next chapter by this time next week, that's if I haven't got major coursework. (which I doubt because I finish that kind of fast.)
- Firequeen
So get ready for another mind bending, side splitting funny written chapter. (Well I tried anyways)
Barnett's office
Vaughn couldn't help but smile to himself as he thought that this is a very good sign that life was going to go good for him. He was thinking about the advantage he could have. Manipulate the women that hated him in the office and have a more close contact with other women who adore him. And not being vain but he knew there were a lot. Vaughn reached at Barnett's door as he knocked and waited for an answer.
" Come in" Dr Barnett cried. He opened the door leaving the sounds of womanly thoughts behind him, he watched her look him up and down.
' Oh great the Agent lover is here' a faint cry echoed in Vaughn head as he looked at her. He chose to ignore it and be civil.
"Mr Vaughn it's nice to see you again" she said showing him with a straight hand gesture on where to sit. Vaughn closed the door behind and sat down as he remembered the last time that he was in this ridiculous office was when Agent Steven dickhead Haladki, jealously reported him about giving Sydney a Christmas gift. I always wondered what had happened to that arsehole.
"So Mr Vaughn I've once again heard about your venture with Sydney off to Taipei. Could you please explain your actions on why you helped her?" Barnett said looking him dead in the eyes.
'If he says anything along the lines of I needed to help her, I handle her and I'm the only person she can talk to, I'm reporting it to Mr Devlin, screw privacy.'
He looked at her while her mind calculated on what she was going to do to him if he said the wrong things.
"Well I helped her, not only because I didn't think the CIA rules were acceptable, but because I wanted to insure that this battery was not used against us in a line of battle" he looked at her sadly as he continued "My dad died following the rules and I just don't want to be so blind sighted by my own company." Vaughn looked up at her as she smiled
' Haladki didn't mention that he was still sensitive about his father. Well maybe he was too busy pulsating into me. I wonder where he is.....he really used to satisfy me.'
"It'll be alright Mr Vaughn" she came out with smiling.
'I wondered what his father wou1d look like if he was still alive! God I hope he wasn't as gorgeous as his son or it would be an over load.'
Vaughn chuckled as he heard her thoughts. What does every walking woman on this universe have a crush on me? He thought as she watched him laughing.
"Mr Vaughn are you alright," Barnett said looking at him weirdly
"Yeah I just get flash backs of things that make me laugh"
"Oh" she said as she smiled. God I'm getting too good at lying. Vaughn thought while he stared at her. Vaughn turn back into the catholic schoolboy we all know. He thought to himself. If he wasn't mistaken this whole hearing women's thoughts thing was slowly turning him mad.
"So Mr Jack Bristow helped you on your mission and directed you?"
'Which reminds me I have to call him. That fuck session last night was fantastic' Vaughn broke out in hysterics as he looked at her and then looked down to scratch his head.
"Yeah.um. He was the brains of the operation which is refreshing because normally that's my job" She laughed at his comment, as her pen just happened to fly out from her hand onto the floor. She bent down to pick it up slowly like she was trying to seduce him. The first button of her top was undone, and Vaughn couldn't help but simply look down at her shirt to see firm plasticity boobs under her shirt.
'I hope he's looking, I hope he's looking.
Vaughn turned away as she looked at him.
'Great I bent over all for nothing' he had a smirk spread right out across his face.
"Now agent Vaughn I'm going to ask you a question off the record"
'And if you say yes I will rip your friggin heart out'
Vaughn looked at her wide-eyed again as she thought it was because of the mention of question off the record but it was her mind comments. The only word that could explain this women's activity in this building is not being a physiatrist, but being the whore of Langley. Like come on who else on this earth would open it to Haladki.
"Michael" she said smiling "do you have any intimate feelings for Sydney Bristow"
'Please say no, please say no'
"No" He said flatly. He had to put all the will and power into that one to say no and it hurt him, his heart ached to say No. No meant Yes in Vaughn's language and he looked her eyes as he detected that she knew he was lying.
'He's probably lying knowing that I will report him. Maybe I should ask him to see Devlin. Well least I'll get to see that firm arse walking out of this office.'
Vaughn covered his mouth trying to hold his lips together, holding in potential laughter that could have exposed him.
"Maybe I should let you see Devlin, so that you come and sort an arrangement out"
'Ooh Cum' she thought directly after saying the sentence before it.
"Arrangement for what?"
"Well for you and Sydney and Devlin to sit down and talk or maybe a single meeting with Devlin"
"Why?"
"Because I think you need to rethink the actions that you play as a handler, not a potential boyfriend"
Her eyes looked at Vaughn searching for him to answer to her comment that she made. His face was straight, no emotion, no thought crossed his mind like it was frozen. She got up and went to her desk. He watched her, trying to read any thoughts that crossed her disgusting mind. She practically has the mind of a Soho whore sociopath.
"Mr Devlin, um can Mr Vaughn come and have a visit to you talking to you about his agent and handler activities"
'Yeah take him away before I have many upon many orgasms'
Vaughn cringed as he imagines Barnett paralysed during an orgasm. The only words he could process were. "Eww"
"Yeah sure he can come right now," Mr Devlin said over the announcing speaker.
"Mr Devlin is expecting you Agent Vaughn" Michael smiled as headed towards the door.
"Thank you"
"Oh you are welcome"
'No honey you are so welcome to see me anytime of the year preferably in my bed'
Vaughn shuddered as he held the door handle.
"Dr. Barnett, you know how you are a psychiatrist," he said looking at her as she replied.
"Yes agent Vaughn I know my profession"
"Then maybe you should go see one, cause word has it you have slept every man that has ever stepped foot in this office excluding me and no matter how much you wish and plead and THINK I will never come apart of your list." He walked out as the wild thoughts from every female in the agency started up again.
"God that was definitely a woman going through her Horney periods at an old age"
Vaughn said walking to Devlin's office.
'Oh me god, me have to go down stairs and smoke some weed nah man' Vaughn looked at the women who walked past him. He was surprised while shook his head.
'Oh shit I NEED to buy batteries or no private time with Mr vibrator'
Vaughn approached her as he could help himself by saying.
"I've got some batteries if you need some"
She looked at him astonished and amazed " what do you know?" she asked as he walked past.
"Everything" he said with a grin on his face. Her face looked worried while he approached Devlin's door. His secretary walked past him while he smiled at her she was chanting.
"V is virgin, A is for arsehole, U is for unwanted, G is for Gay, H is for hideous N is for No brains or balls"
He scowled at her. "Thanks for the nursery rhyme, bitch" he forgot how quiet the area was but remembering how loud it was in his head. He really had to learn how to keep that separate. Everyone had to look at him now they probably thinking that some was going on between him and his secretary.
Vaughn knocked on Devlin's door as he heard a cry from inside.
"Come in" Vaughn opened the door.
"Oh Agent Vaughn I have been expecting you."
He looked in the corner of the room as a face hit him as he walked in her eyes brown, her hair wiped in a ponytail behind her head. A sudden intensity built up in the room as he face hardened.
"What is she doing here?"
~~~~~~~~~~~ X ~~~~~~~~~~~
So guys do you love the cheap cliffhanger I tried to put together. I realised I changed Vaughn's character a lot in this story. He has this inner child hidden in him in this story. Thanks for reading and I'll probably get out the next chapter by this time next week, that's if I haven't got major coursework. (which I doubt because I finish that kind of fast.)
- Firequeen
