A/N: (bursts into tears) LCCORP2 HAS A LUGIA ON HIS TPPC ACCOUNT AND I DON'T!!!! Waaaaaaaaah.... Oh well, least I have me Xatu (huggles her Xatu)

(Author's Lounge)

Yui: What's this?

Shadow: It's this big package that came in the mail with no name. I wonder who it's for?

Yui: (sees the box, which is clearly labeled "Warning: Do not open this box. Can cause severe headaches and stomach pains") Who cares. I wanna open it.

Shadow: Ok! ^_^

(they both bend down, tear the tape off of the box, and rip it open...)

Yui: Aw man! There's nothing in it!

Shadow: That bites!

Yui: Let's go tell the others someone's sending us phony presents... By the way, where is everyone?

(~SOMEWHERE~)

TCL: Oh. Owwwwwww.... I think I'm gonna die...

Lccorp2: Me too!

PyroVulpix: Me three...

Flower Powerer: Me four!

Esther: Me fiv-

Sonicrazy: We get the idea. But me six, anyway.

TCL: I wonder why. I've never gotten stomach aches from cookies before, or at least not such severe ones...

Sonicrazy: Maybe there's a disease going around.

TCL: That's probably it.

Lccorp2: I don't think so...

PyroVulpix: Diseases are mean.

(Yui and Shadow come in)

Yui: Hiya!

Shadow: Ya. Whazzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?

TCL: My head hurts! And my stomach does too!

(Yui and Shadow stare at each other)

Yui: W-we have no idea what's going on... Get well soon guys! ^_^;;

Shadow: Y-yeah!

(Yui and Shadow quickly exit)

Lccorp2: What's up with them?

PyroVulpix: Maybe they're feeling guilty that we're suffering and they're not.

~INDIGO PLATEAU~

Will: Hey, what's this?

Karen: What's what?

Will: This.

Karen: That?

Will: No, this!

Karen: That?

Will: No, this! (points to a box on the floor)

Karen: Oh. I don't know.

Will: You're helpful.

Karen: I know.

(Karen exits)

(Will sits there, pondering about what the box could be)

Will: Oh well, no harm in opening it...

~SOME TWO HOURS LATER~

(we see the authors, elite four, and Lance tied up to wierdo stretchers in the middle of a laboratory-looking room)

Shadow: (wakes up) Ugh... Where are we?

Yui: Somewhere wierd.

Lccorp2: I still have a headache...

(suddenly, they see a tall, dark figure against the wall...)

Shadow: Eep! Who is that?

Flower: I have no idea... But I think we're all gonna die!

PyroVulpix: Let's try to have a positive attitude.

Sonicrazy: Yeah. Let's be optimistic.

Bruno: What does "optimistic" mean?

(no one replies)

(the dark figure steps into the light to reveal...)

All: *gasp* JHUDORA!

Jhudora: (For all who don't know, she's a dark faerie from NeoPets) HA! That's right! Cower in fear, my mortals!

TCL: But you're a villain in NeoPets- Not Pokemon!

Jhudora: (annoyed) Yes I know that. But when I try to mess with Neopet characters the Faerie Queen and those oh-so-annoying goody-goody-two-shoes Neopians try to stop me! In the pesky inferior world of Pokemon, there is no one to hamper my ingenious attempts to take over the planet! NO ONE! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bruno: I didn't understand a word she just said...

Jhudora: Fool! (turns Bruno into a toad)

The tiny toad on the floor formerly known as Bruno: Ribbit?

Jhudora: (cackles)

The tiny toad on the floor formerly known as Bruno: Ribbit.

Yui: How stupid.

Jhudora: You dare defy me??? (turns Yui into a TV)

The TV formerly known as Yui: (sits there)

Jhudora: (grabs a remote) (turns Yui on)

The TV formerly known as Yui: (starts playing channels all having the name "Morty" in the title)

Jhudora: Can't I get cable on this thing???

TCL: I dunno.

Jhudora: Nice idea. (turns TCL into a TV and turns her on)

(TCL starts playing cooking channels about people making cookies)

Jhudora: (groans) Forget that.

Sonicrazy: I know. I'm a Celebi, I'll just rewind time to get away from Jhudora-

Jhudora: (troubled) that's right. Well... (gets an idea) Muah!

(suddenly all authors [including Yui and TCL] are turned into their powerless human selves)

The freaked-out brown haired insane girl sometimes known as TCL: (realizes) OH SHOOT! TURN ME BACK INTO MYSELF RIGHT NOW!

Jhudora: NEVER!

The freaked-out brown haired insane girl sometimes known as TCL: Rats.

Lccorp2: I can't turn into Umbreon! (pouts)

Sonicrazy: I wanna be a Celebi again...

Jhudora: Well you can't...so too bad!

Sonicrazy: : (

Jhudora: MUAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!

(suddenly Batman and Robin burst in)

Batman: Never fear, Batman is here!

Robin: Eee! A freaky purple lady! o_0

Jhudora: WHY YOU- (turns Robin into a robin)

Robin: Tweet. (starts making indescribable bird noises)

Batman: what did you do to my apprentice?

Jhudora: (turns Batman into a bat)

TCL's annoying sister: Hey! I heard a song, wanna hear it?

The freaked-out brown haired insane girl sometimes known as TCL: No.

TCL's annoying sister: Oooooh Batman's in the classroom, Robin's in the hall, Joker's in the bathroom, peeing on the wall!

The freaked-out brown haired insane girl sometimes known as TCL: I TOLD YOU TO GET LOST!

TCL's annoying sister: Wait, I have more! Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg! The batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker took bal-

(Jhudora turns TCL's annoying sister into a pencil)

The freaked-out brown haired insane girl sometimes known as TCL: GO JHUDORA! ^_^

Jhudora: Excuse me???

The freaked-out brown haired insane girl sometimes known as TCL: Eh-heh-heh-heh...

Jhudora: Anyway. On to the plot. I sent you all these boxes that contained stomach pains and headaches. Knowing that curiousity would get the best of you, I labeled them, knowing you wouldn't believe it. You all passed out from pain, and now I am here to inject you with MuahahaIamanevilpersonandIwilltakeovertheworld, which is element #-192942 on the Periodic Table! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

The freaked-out brown haired insane girl sometimes known as TCL: I don't know much about science...

Yui: None of us do.

Jhudora: (hides science textbook behind her back) Well, can't say I didn't study.

Yui: o_0

(suddenly-)

~*~*~*~KABOOOMMMM~*~*~*~*~

(we see a tall dark figure standing in the pile of rubble formerly known as the wall.)

Sonicrazy: I wonder who that is?

Will: Who knows.

Koga: It looks kinda familiar...

Bruno: Yeah! Isn't it that guy from the pizza commercial- (sees people staring at him)Never mind...

Karen: It kinda looks like...

Lance: Go ahead, I have nothing to say.

(the dust clears to reveal...)

Yui: MORRRTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! ^______________^ (little hearts float around her head)

Lccorp2: Show-off.

PyroVulpix: Morty? Ugh... He doesn't know the muffin man! I asked him...

Lance: Morty?!?

Morty: Not just Morty. I am Mega-Morty, destined to protect the girl I love! (strikes a pose)

Yui: Awww... How nice of you to rescue us!

Jhudora: FOOL! DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT ME???

Mega-Morty: (cooly) Yes. (turns Jhudora into a Light Faerie)

Jhudora: AAAAAAH! NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? I AM A LIGHT FAERIE NOW! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... (starts killing herself)

Mega-Morty: I think that's all taken care of. (turns into normal Morty, and then restores everyone to their normal selves)

Yui: My hero! (runs into his arms)

TCL: (tries not to gag) How sweet...

Sonicrazy: ...Moving...

Shadow: ...Romantic...

Dawn: ...Beautiful...

Lccorp2: ...Disgusting...

(everyone glares at Lc, who shrugs)

A/N: SOOOOOO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING!!! (cries again) So much school, and homework, and annoying moms and sisters who make you do things you don't wanna do... It's too much for me! *sob*