Hey guys its Drigger. If you like Disney, I'm warning you bad stuff
happens! Don't take it too seriously its just to be funny! but besides
that, thanks to the beautiful people who reviewed!
DISCLAIMER: No we dont own Yu-Gi-Oh, any of the Disney characters or any thing associated with Disney that is mentioned, or Demon Diary! Nothing! Except the story itself.... (but one day we will own the cute guys of Yugioh.. and the dudes of Demon Diary because they are cute especially Eclipse! Not Pegasus or Weevil or anything )
Bakura was on the dock of the ship, looking out through a huge pair of binoculars. "Hey, Cap'n Yami."
Yami rolled his eyes, Bakura had some obsession with calling him "Cap'n." "What?"
"I spotted a ship just north of here.." Bakura studied through the binoculars. "It's fuckin HUGE! Think of all the loot it probably has!"
Yami grinned. "Good. Our next target."
"Yeah, because I'm HUNGRY!" Marik bounced into the room, eyes glowing a soft crimson, and latched on to Bakura. "Fresh meat?" He smiled flashing his long slender fangs.
"It's called...Cruise Disney." Bakura mumbled writing it down. "It has a picture of a huge mouse head on it."
Marik bent over and softly tried to nibble on Bakura's neck but Bakura pushed him away gently.
"Stop being so damn impatient. We're gonna get a meal soon," he let Marik look through the binoculars.
"A mouse ship? What the hell?"
"I see people on it, though." Bakura raised his eyebrows. "Full of fresh sweet blood!"
"Oh, goody!"
"HEY!" Seto screamed, scaring the shit out of everyone. "They made the LION KING! That movie kicks ASS!" Seto started tapping his fingers on the counter. "I'm gonna be a mighty king.." He started to sing softly.
Everyone ignored him.
"Okay, we are less than a mile from the target." Bakura announced.
"Okay. Get ready!" Yami strided out of the room and grabbed a bomb. They walked out on the deck, their ship right behind the Cruise Disney ship.
"Hah!" Yami lit the bomb and threw it on the deck of Cruise Disney. It blew up within seconds leaving a huge hole for Seto and the Yami's.
They jumped on the ship, admist scared little kids.
Mickey and Goofy were on the case. They waddled as fast as they could to the crime scene.
"I want my mommy!" Most of the little kids screamed.
"Gwarsh, Mickey," Goofy said. "He-yuk He-yuk. We got trouble." "Hey what are doing?" Mickey asked angrily in that nasely annoying voice of his. "What, HOLY SHIT your eyes are red!"
"Mommy, Mickey said the S WORD!" All the little kids were gathered around.
"I'll teach you to fuck with Mickey Mouse!" Mickey tried to throw a punch at Seto who was nearest him but Seto, faster then the average gigantic Mouse, dodged it easily. "Oh yeah you taught me Mickey."
"Mommy, Mickey is trying to beat some one up!"
"Grab him," Seto told Marik.
Marik ran behind and locked Mickey's arms with his own. Mickey struggled but it didn't work.
"No use trying I'm a lot stronger than you," Marik pulled Mickey's arms hard behind his back.
"Mommy, I think they're gonna beat him up." Mickey's fan club gasped.
"WILL YOU FUCKERS SHUT UP!" Seto screamed. "Damn!" Seto started beating the shit out of Mickey.
"Ahhh! Goofy help me!"
Goofy tried to come to his rescue, running up with a metal pole behind Seto, but Marik let go of Mickey who was pretty beat, and kicked Goofy in the nuts hard.
"GWARSH THAT HURT!" Goofy groaned grabbing himself. "He-yuk He-yuk!" He started to waddle away really fast and ran into a pole on the ship. "He-yuk!"
"Mommy, Goofy got hit in the balls!"
"No wonder they call you goofy." Marik looked around. He saw a duck waddling to the scene.
"Quack plab plab plab plab!"
"What the fuck?" Marik asked.
"Gwarsh Donald these kids don't play nice." Goofy groaned.
"I'm 5000 years old." Marik answered." Where's Bakura?"
"Hey look kids!" Seto ripped Mickey's mask off to reveal an old guy.
"It's an impostor, mommy!" then all the little kids on the deck started kicking him angrily.
"He he got the little kids he he," Seto giggled.
In the Cabins...
"There's a lot of commotion going on out there," Yugi said, looking through Demon Diary.
"I heard there were pirates!" Malik giggled.
"I heard their eyes were red," Joey said looking at his nails. Ryou raised an eyebrow.
"HELLO MY PRETTIES!" Bakura slammed the door open. He was wearing one of those hat ears that he ripped off some little kid along with a bag that had money and expensive items in it. "READY TO DIEEEE?" He blinked his eyes.
'No way! The Millenium puzzle?' Bakura grabbed Yugi. "You! Wow.. You even look like him!"
"Like who?" Yugi asked suspiciously.
Bakura yanked the short Yugi up to his height to study him further. "You're pretty shrimpy though."
His eyes fell on the book Yugi dropped.
"What's this?" Bakura picked it up. "Demon Diary?" He laughed. "How funny."
"It's my favorite," Yugi said meekly.
"Who's the chick?" Bakura asked pointing to the cover.
"Oh...that's a dude."
"Oh he's cute though." Bakura grinned.
"Kinda reminds me of Malik in a way for some reason.." Joey looked at Malik who stuck out his tongue.
"But Eclipse is sexier," Yugi eagerly grabbed it and showed him a picture. Bakura nodded in approval.
"Wait," Bakura shook his head. "How the fuck did you get that?" He pointed to Yugi's necklace.
"Ummm." Yugi looked at Ryou. "Him?"
Bakura focused his attention on Ryou and looked into his soft brown eyes. It was like he was looking at an angelic version of himself in the mirror.
Ryou looked back at the hardened brown eyes that had a deep crimson tint to them, seemingly not fazed.
"The Millenium necklace!" Bakura gasped. "That...was mine..."
"Okay my tanning time is being held up so can we hurry?" Joey snapped impatiently.
"Shut up this is my time now," Bakura grabbed Ryou.
"Where did you get that?"
Ryou didn't answer.
"Where?" Bakura asked more sternly, smacking him across the face. Ryou just stared at him.
"Fine," Bakura snapped. He backed out of the doorway slowly and looked for one of his friends. "YAMI!" He yelled.
"What?" Yami yelled back.
"Come here!" Yami ran, confused. "What's wrong?"
"Look!" he pointed in the door. "I'm curious about those little fuckers. Let's let them live a little longer."
Yami curiously poked his head in. "Hey...," he whispered, fascinated.
"I agree," Yami nodded. "I'll guard the door so you don't miss out on the fun. You were the Commander of my forces, after all."
"Thanks!" Bakura ran out to the deck.
Marik and Seto had tied Donald Duck up on a pole and started a fire on the floor around his feet.
"HE HE WE ARE GONNA HAVE DUCK TONIGHT!" Marik screamed maniacally.
"AH please I have a wife and two kids!" Donald screamed.
"Shut up!" Seto poked him with a stick, making the fire rise a little.
"AHH! MY FEET MY FEET!"
Bakura grinned and started slashing at anyone within a few feet of him.
Pretty soon most of the people that were on the deck were dead.
"Man I'm so hungry," Bakura grabbed someone and sank his fangs in their neck gulping the blood furiously.
"Don't choke," Seto laughed, poking at the fire some more.
"Stop!"
"The duck is still alive," Seto was annoyed.
"So fix it," Bakura snapped, dropping his meal.
"Where's Goofy? I liked him, he was funny," Marik looked around. "I kicked him in the balls."
"I like Duck a la mode," Seto murmured menacingly.
"I just like it roasted," Marik answered.
"This ship sucked," Seto noticed. "No good treasure."
"Well, there are four waiting for us in the cabins," Bakura answered.
"What?" Seto and Marik asked.
"I found the millenium items!" Bakura giddily told them.
"What? On the ship? Damn Mickey was holding back."
"Some kids have them," Bakura said. "They kinds look like us."
"Oooh!"
"HEY!" Donald whined from his pole.
"Oh," Seto whispered a curse and the fire engulfed Donald.
"Take us to the items," Seto said. They started to walk to the cabins when Goofy jumped out of the pool and grabbed Seto around the waist.
"Hey, it's Goofy!" Marik giggled.
"GWARSH YOU KILLED DONALD, HE-YUK He-YUK!" Goofy tried to wrestle Seto into the water.
Marik kicked him in the head.
"OMPH! GWARSH THAT HURT!" Goofy lost his grip and fell back into the pool.
Marik waved him off. "Forget about him. I wanna see the items."
evil...he he...but please review! Thanks!
DISCLAIMER: No we dont own Yu-Gi-Oh, any of the Disney characters or any thing associated with Disney that is mentioned, or Demon Diary! Nothing! Except the story itself.... (but one day we will own the cute guys of Yugioh.. and the dudes of Demon Diary because they are cute especially Eclipse! Not Pegasus or Weevil or anything )
Bakura was on the dock of the ship, looking out through a huge pair of binoculars. "Hey, Cap'n Yami."
Yami rolled his eyes, Bakura had some obsession with calling him "Cap'n." "What?"
"I spotted a ship just north of here.." Bakura studied through the binoculars. "It's fuckin HUGE! Think of all the loot it probably has!"
Yami grinned. "Good. Our next target."
"Yeah, because I'm HUNGRY!" Marik bounced into the room, eyes glowing a soft crimson, and latched on to Bakura. "Fresh meat?" He smiled flashing his long slender fangs.
"It's called...Cruise Disney." Bakura mumbled writing it down. "It has a picture of a huge mouse head on it."
Marik bent over and softly tried to nibble on Bakura's neck but Bakura pushed him away gently.
"Stop being so damn impatient. We're gonna get a meal soon," he let Marik look through the binoculars.
"A mouse ship? What the hell?"
"I see people on it, though." Bakura raised his eyebrows. "Full of fresh sweet blood!"
"Oh, goody!"
"HEY!" Seto screamed, scaring the shit out of everyone. "They made the LION KING! That movie kicks ASS!" Seto started tapping his fingers on the counter. "I'm gonna be a mighty king.." He started to sing softly.
Everyone ignored him.
"Okay, we are less than a mile from the target." Bakura announced.
"Okay. Get ready!" Yami strided out of the room and grabbed a bomb. They walked out on the deck, their ship right behind the Cruise Disney ship.
"Hah!" Yami lit the bomb and threw it on the deck of Cruise Disney. It blew up within seconds leaving a huge hole for Seto and the Yami's.
They jumped on the ship, admist scared little kids.
Mickey and Goofy were on the case. They waddled as fast as they could to the crime scene.
"I want my mommy!" Most of the little kids screamed.
"Gwarsh, Mickey," Goofy said. "He-yuk He-yuk. We got trouble." "Hey what are doing?" Mickey asked angrily in that nasely annoying voice of his. "What, HOLY SHIT your eyes are red!"
"Mommy, Mickey said the S WORD!" All the little kids were gathered around.
"I'll teach you to fuck with Mickey Mouse!" Mickey tried to throw a punch at Seto who was nearest him but Seto, faster then the average gigantic Mouse, dodged it easily. "Oh yeah you taught me Mickey."
"Mommy, Mickey is trying to beat some one up!"
"Grab him," Seto told Marik.
Marik ran behind and locked Mickey's arms with his own. Mickey struggled but it didn't work.
"No use trying I'm a lot stronger than you," Marik pulled Mickey's arms hard behind his back.
"Mommy, I think they're gonna beat him up." Mickey's fan club gasped.
"WILL YOU FUCKERS SHUT UP!" Seto screamed. "Damn!" Seto started beating the shit out of Mickey.
"Ahhh! Goofy help me!"
Goofy tried to come to his rescue, running up with a metal pole behind Seto, but Marik let go of Mickey who was pretty beat, and kicked Goofy in the nuts hard.
"GWARSH THAT HURT!" Goofy groaned grabbing himself. "He-yuk He-yuk!" He started to waddle away really fast and ran into a pole on the ship. "He-yuk!"
"Mommy, Goofy got hit in the balls!"
"No wonder they call you goofy." Marik looked around. He saw a duck waddling to the scene.
"Quack plab plab plab plab!"
"What the fuck?" Marik asked.
"Gwarsh Donald these kids don't play nice." Goofy groaned.
"I'm 5000 years old." Marik answered." Where's Bakura?"
"Hey look kids!" Seto ripped Mickey's mask off to reveal an old guy.
"It's an impostor, mommy!" then all the little kids on the deck started kicking him angrily.
"He he got the little kids he he," Seto giggled.
In the Cabins...
"There's a lot of commotion going on out there," Yugi said, looking through Demon Diary.
"I heard there were pirates!" Malik giggled.
"I heard their eyes were red," Joey said looking at his nails. Ryou raised an eyebrow.
"HELLO MY PRETTIES!" Bakura slammed the door open. He was wearing one of those hat ears that he ripped off some little kid along with a bag that had money and expensive items in it. "READY TO DIEEEE?" He blinked his eyes.
'No way! The Millenium puzzle?' Bakura grabbed Yugi. "You! Wow.. You even look like him!"
"Like who?" Yugi asked suspiciously.
Bakura yanked the short Yugi up to his height to study him further. "You're pretty shrimpy though."
His eyes fell on the book Yugi dropped.
"What's this?" Bakura picked it up. "Demon Diary?" He laughed. "How funny."
"It's my favorite," Yugi said meekly.
"Who's the chick?" Bakura asked pointing to the cover.
"Oh...that's a dude."
"Oh he's cute though." Bakura grinned.
"Kinda reminds me of Malik in a way for some reason.." Joey looked at Malik who stuck out his tongue.
"But Eclipse is sexier," Yugi eagerly grabbed it and showed him a picture. Bakura nodded in approval.
"Wait," Bakura shook his head. "How the fuck did you get that?" He pointed to Yugi's necklace.
"Ummm." Yugi looked at Ryou. "Him?"
Bakura focused his attention on Ryou and looked into his soft brown eyes. It was like he was looking at an angelic version of himself in the mirror.
Ryou looked back at the hardened brown eyes that had a deep crimson tint to them, seemingly not fazed.
"The Millenium necklace!" Bakura gasped. "That...was mine..."
"Okay my tanning time is being held up so can we hurry?" Joey snapped impatiently.
"Shut up this is my time now," Bakura grabbed Ryou.
"Where did you get that?"
Ryou didn't answer.
"Where?" Bakura asked more sternly, smacking him across the face. Ryou just stared at him.
"Fine," Bakura snapped. He backed out of the doorway slowly and looked for one of his friends. "YAMI!" He yelled.
"What?" Yami yelled back.
"Come here!" Yami ran, confused. "What's wrong?"
"Look!" he pointed in the door. "I'm curious about those little fuckers. Let's let them live a little longer."
Yami curiously poked his head in. "Hey...," he whispered, fascinated.
"I agree," Yami nodded. "I'll guard the door so you don't miss out on the fun. You were the Commander of my forces, after all."
"Thanks!" Bakura ran out to the deck.
Marik and Seto had tied Donald Duck up on a pole and started a fire on the floor around his feet.
"HE HE WE ARE GONNA HAVE DUCK TONIGHT!" Marik screamed maniacally.
"AH please I have a wife and two kids!" Donald screamed.
"Shut up!" Seto poked him with a stick, making the fire rise a little.
"AHH! MY FEET MY FEET!"
Bakura grinned and started slashing at anyone within a few feet of him.
Pretty soon most of the people that were on the deck were dead.
"Man I'm so hungry," Bakura grabbed someone and sank his fangs in their neck gulping the blood furiously.
"Don't choke," Seto laughed, poking at the fire some more.
"Stop!"
"The duck is still alive," Seto was annoyed.
"So fix it," Bakura snapped, dropping his meal.
"Where's Goofy? I liked him, he was funny," Marik looked around. "I kicked him in the balls."
"I like Duck a la mode," Seto murmured menacingly.
"I just like it roasted," Marik answered.
"This ship sucked," Seto noticed. "No good treasure."
"Well, there are four waiting for us in the cabins," Bakura answered.
"What?" Seto and Marik asked.
"I found the millenium items!" Bakura giddily told them.
"What? On the ship? Damn Mickey was holding back."
"Some kids have them," Bakura said. "They kinds look like us."
"Oooh!"
"HEY!" Donald whined from his pole.
"Oh," Seto whispered a curse and the fire engulfed Donald.
"Take us to the items," Seto said. They started to walk to the cabins when Goofy jumped out of the pool and grabbed Seto around the waist.
"Hey, it's Goofy!" Marik giggled.
"GWARSH YOU KILLED DONALD, HE-YUK He-YUK!" Goofy tried to wrestle Seto into the water.
Marik kicked him in the head.
"OMPH! GWARSH THAT HURT!" Goofy lost his grip and fell back into the pool.
Marik waved him off. "Forget about him. I wanna see the items."
evil...he he...but please review! Thanks!
