A/N: *is laughing insanely* *gasps for air* Oh my... I just found out my worst enemy/rival likes some girl who sits at my table... He asked her to the dance and gave her candy, one of mai best friends told me so! ^__^ See, my friend- he knew about it because he is the boy table's "messenger" to the girls, lol :) How he got picked for that job I'll never know...But I don't care... *sudden dreamy look* Hey, none of your business... *thwacks you with her old keyboard, which had long since broken*
Disclaimer: Whooo! Lesse, who will do the disclaimer today?
(Yui walks in)
Yui: TCL, what are you doing?
TCL: Do the disclaimer, Yui.
Yui: What? Me?
TCL: Yes. Do it, and I'll give you THIS MORTY HAPPY FUN KIT! (waves it around Yui's face)
Yui: (in a trance) Morty...Happy...Fun...Kit...
TCL: ...Complete with Morty collectables and an autographed biography of Morty!
Yui: I'll take it!
TCL: First ya gotta do the disclaimer!
Yui: OK. TCL does not own Pokemon or Digimon, nor does she own this idea of the disclaimer. However, she does own this fic, and the many freaky thoughts she gets at school-
TCL: TAKE THAT BACK! (chases her)
(today we see the Gym Leaders *surprise surprise* standing on a basketball court)
Bugsy: It's Kanto Vs. Johto! We will overpower you losers! :P
Brock: Duuuuuhhhh... No, we'll beat you... duhhhhhhh... (nibbles on his shoelace)
Clair: Idiot.
(scene switches to the Elite Four, who are conversing with the authors)
Will: Anyway, TCL, it has come to our attention this fic has reached its 200 review milestone.
TCL: *nodnod*
Will: Because of this, I believe that all of us should get a major raise. After all, there was this one TV show where the cast were each paid a million dollars for each episode!
Karen: Say what???
Lance: And we only get paid 300 per chapter? In Pokemon money, where 300 is a horrible amount???
Bruno: (foams at the mouth)
Karen: Raise our pay check or we will sic rabid Bruno on you!
TCL: (staring at rabid Bruno) Eh-heh-heh... (sweatdrops) Nice doggie...
Rabid Bruno: ARF! (growls ominously)
TCL: I'll never give you a raise, never!
Rabid Bruno: (eyes glow red and dashes over, inches away from TCL)
TCL: That is... What kind of a raise were you considering?
Karen: I knew you'd see things our way. See, we'd like a large raise...
Will: 10,000 at minimum!
(the Elites nod)
TCL: (sputters) 10,000? You must be insane!
Karen: You should talk.
TCL: W-what I mean is- I'm not that rich! You all are so NOT getting that big of a raise.
Karen: Raaabid Bruuuuuuno...
TCL: (major sweatdrop)NO! (flies off)
Elites: Then we're leaving! (stomp off)
Lance: Me too! If you're not gonna pay us, what's the point?
TCL: (takes out a chainsaw) I'll make them see the point. (evil grin)
[Notice that since the rating of the next scene will exceed the usual PG, so TCL wants to entertain you by creating a pointless diversion]
(we see Tracey and his sketchpad standing on a tree stump)
Priest: I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.
(Tracey kisses his sketchpad, but gives himself a nasty paper cut in the process)
Tracey: OWWWWWWWWWW! (runs off)
[Meanwhile]
Karen: Well, when you put it that way- (gulp)
TCL: AIADI must continue whether you like it or not! (suddenly frowns) Am I being mean to Karen and Will?
Lance: Uh-oh...
TCL: Oh! I'll give them a huge raise, but all of you can suffer- your paychecks are only going to be increased by 300! MUAHHAHAHAHA!
Lance: At least it's still a raise...
(suddenly Tracey runs by with a paper cut on his lip)
Tracey: AAAAAOWWWWWW! PLEASE HELP ME!
(suddenly, the original cast of Digimon runs on the set)
TCL: (goes nuts) WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? THIS IS A POKEMON FIC!
Tai: (points to Tracey, wide-eyed) Look, Agumon! It's a Bleedintraceymon!
Izzy: Be careful! It can attack with a powerful ancient move called Pencil Stab!
Mimi: Watch out for its Paper Cut of Doom, one of the most deadly moves in the universe!
Matt: Approach with caution, or it might digivolve into Megatraceymon!
Agumon: First we must destroy the evil sketchpad! (takes Tracey's sketchpad and Pepper-breaths it)
Tracey: NOOOOOO! HONEY! (starts sobbing) DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID?
Agumon: YEP!
(Agumon digivolves into Greymon)
Greymon: (Nova-Blasts Tracey)
Tracey: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! (explodes into particles of data)
Digimon cast: (cheers)
(all Pokemon characters stare)
Joe: AAAAAAAH! THEY'RE SCARY! (runs off)
Will: These pests must be properly disposed of.
Lance: Yah.
~SOME TIME LATER~
(scene: The door of the Pokemon filming studio)
Lance: Why don't... (throws Tai out of the studio)
Koga: You kindly... (throws Matt out)
Karen: Get out... (throws Mimi out)
Will: OF THE POKEMON SECTION! (Throws Izzy out)
Authors: (throws everyone else out)
(they all slam the door)
Tai: Aw man, what did we do wrong?
Izzy: (gets wide-eyed) Maybe they are the evil Traceymon's henchmen, and are plotting to take over the fanfiction studio!
Matt: We must stop them!
(inside)
TCL: That was annoying.
Voice on loudspeaker: ALL POKEMON CHARACTERS IN STUDIO 6782C GET DOWN TO THE OFFICE. I REPEAT, ALL POKEMON CHARACTERS IN STUDIO 6782C GET DOWN TO THE OFFICE. OVER.
TCL: Hmm... I wonder who that is.
Yui: (checks studio #) TCL, Studio 6782C is AIADI's studio...
TCL: You don't say....?
Yui: (nots)
TCL: Mon dieu... (Oh my god...)
Lccorp2: (glares)
TCL: I wonder what we did wrong...
~OFFICE~
Tai: ha! It's a good thing we were able to defeat the FanFiction guards! Now we can stop the evil Traceymon's henchmen!
(what will become of our poor authors? Will the Digimon cast destroy them for being "allies" with the evil Traceymon???? Tune in next time to find out!)
A/N: Wheee. Guess what? That guy I hate, the one in the first A/N? He hired me as an "agent" to find things out about that girl and see if she likes him. I still haven't told him she hates him! *lol* XD
