A/N: *gasp* You have just stumbled upon an extra-special episode of AIADI! Do you want to know why? CUZ IT'S HALLOWEEN, DUH! XP Do you know what I'm gonna be for Halloween? A brown-haired teenager staring at the computer screen who hands out the candy to everyone who knocks on the door and says "Trick or treat!" That's right, I'm not going trick-or-treating this year. I can't find a costume, plus the fact that I'm too tired *yawn* Oh well, I hope everyone else enjoys Halloween!
UPDATE: **Ok, never mind, I'm going as a black widow witch! XD I AM THE QUEEN OF SPIDERS! BOW DOWN TO ME! *cackles* Too bad that I'm insanely terrified of spiders…**
Disclaimer: HA! Thought I'd leave out the Disclaimer eh? No way! Lesse, who should I pick on this time…? (stares at the office assistant on Microsoft Word) Hey! It's Einstein!
Einstein: Of how may I be of assistance?
TCL: Do the disclaimer!
Einstein: As you wish. Remember kids, this colossal scarlet reptilian sea-creature does not have possession of the TV show, game, and fad known as "Pokemon". She does however own this excerpt of writing, and the ability to change the office assistant.
TCL: Which is exactly what I want to do.
Einstein: It's about belated time. I have become mentally ill of gazing upon this 2-dimensional electronic screen.
TCL: (changes the Microsoft Word Office assistant to the dog) DOGGIE!


(First off, we see the Elites, Gym Leaders, and authors, looking like they're having fun at a Halloween Party, hosted by Karen in her gym)
(Next we focus on a corner of Karen's gym, where Deffie, Disa, and May are floating in their little fairy forms)
Deffie: (still in her angel outfit) Such a delightful party. Quite a shame it must be wasted on such a dreadful holiday.
Disa: What? Halloween? It's the best day of the year! (serves herself another piece of cake)
Deffie: I mean, the way these people talk Halloween is just about scaring little kids to death and taking their candy!
Disa: What fun!
Deffie: (Glares)
May: I'm borrrredd…
Deffie: Well, you could go eat some cake and cookies.
May: Disa's hogging all the cake, and TCL is hogging all the cookies.
Deffie: Go play that Halloween game that Morty, Yui, Falkner, and Sabrina are playing.
May: It can only seat four players.
Deffie: Hmm… You're right.
(Disa grabs Deffie's halo and flies off with it)
Deffie: Disa! Please give that back to me!
Disa: NEVER, GEEK! YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!
Deffie: (sigh) Excuse me May. I have a pest control problem. (flies off)
May: Blaaaaaaaahh…
(next we focus in on Karen in a cowgirl costume, holding up the radio)
Karen: OK everyone! Next up is the Annual Halloween dance! Chose ya partners now!
Chuck: (edges up to Jasmine) Heeyyy girlie… Wanna dance with meeeeeee? (burps)
Jasmine: (slaps him) Not a chance. (storms off)
Chuck: Wow! I think she likes me!
(we focus on Lance)
Lance: Errm… I haven't gotten anyone to dance with… (suddenly he gets an idea and walks over to Clair) Oh Clair?
Clair: What?
Lance: Ummm… erm… Wanna dance?
Clair: …Errr…. Ok…
(A/N: [screams at Karen/Lance shippers] TAKE THAT!)
Karen: Now remember- I need to read the rules to you.
Clair: RULES!?!?
Lance: We're adults, Karen!
Karen: (glares) Some of the authors are wee kids. We musn't scare them.
Flower: Wee kids!?!
Mewchu11: That's an insult!
1: Disgraceful!
2: Terrible!
3: Horrible!
4: Lie!
5: Fib!
6: Snide!
7: Immature!
8: Catastrophobic!
9: EVIL!
10: Braindead!
TCL: None of us are kids! Well…. to be honest… (shifts around nervously) Hey, I'm almost 13 ok???
Yui: In how long?
TCL: Errmmm… Only 7 more months! : (
Yui: o_0
TCL: Is that my fault!??!
Yui: I guess not.
Karen: OK! SCRATCH THE RULES IDEA! Do whatever you want! (storms off)
Koga: Hey Will…. Where's Bruno?
Will: Who cares?
(suddenly Bruno runs in, dressed in a ballerina outfit)
Bruno: Lalalala, I'm a BEAUTIFUL pink ballerina; watch me twirl! WHEEEEE!
Koga: I think Bruno has the scariest costume of us all.
Will: Yeah, no kidding.
Lance: (looks at his dragon costume) Scarier than mine?
Will: Way.
Lance: Darnit. (looks at Koga and Will) What are you guys supposed to be?
Will: I'm a retarded scorpion wearing a Hogwarts cloak.
Koga: I'm a blue rooster with silverware growing out of my head.
Lance: ok, forget I asked.
Clair: Come ON, Lance! Your extreme slowness is making me ill! (grabs him by the arm and leads him off)
Will: What are you gonna do, Koga?
Koga: Not dancing. I have daughter, therefore I am married, therefore I would not be able to dance without suffering terrible guilt and/or getting slapmarks from just about anyone.
Will: Oh, ok. (sits on the bench) I'm bored. (Yawns) So very bored. (Sees Yui and Morty slow dancing in the center of the floor)
Karen: (lies down on the couch, listening to the radio music)
(suddenly Karen and Will see a female Persian running by, dragging Giovanni along by a leash)
Esther: Wheeeeeee! Come on, Vanni! I wanna dance!
Giovanni: With a Pokemon!?!
Esther: Have it your way. (turns into her human self) Now dance with me!
Giovanni: If I do, will I be spared the suffering of having the readers watch?
Esther: Sure!
Giovanni: Ok then.
TCL: Lalala, this is a chapter where everybody's happy, lalala! Everyone is getting a well-deserved break! Yes, even the ones I hate! TCL's feeling extra happy and nice today!
Tracey: (fingers his paper cuts) I'm not happy. (Cries)
TCL: Well, maybe you might be the one exception…
Tracey: That's injustice!
TCL: But I can't go back on my word. (snaps her fingers, and Tracey is presented with enough pencils and paper to last a lifetime, and his paper cuts are magically healed)
Tracey: I never thought I'd see the day! THANK YOU! (hugs the sketchpads)
TCL: (muttering evilly to herself) I'll have lots of fun destroying all those gifts in later chapters where I'm not feeling so generous…
(Suddenly TCL gets a phone call from a Tracey fan)
TCL: Hello? This is TCL, in the flesh-
Tracey Fan: STOP PICKING ON TRACEY YOU STUPID FREAK! I HATE YOUR GUTS! I THINK YOU SHOULD BE THROWN IN PRISON!
TCL: I knew this would happen one day.
Tracey Fan: YOU STINK! YOU REEK! AND YOU'RE JUST PLAIN UNCOOL!
TCL: Silence infidel. (slams down the phone) ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! FOR THE NEXT 10 CHAPTERS I VOW TO BE NICER TO THE CHARACTERS WHOM I HAVE MISTREATED! (salutes)
Yui: Good for you!
TCL: It took a lot of endurance to say all that, believe me.
Yui: … (continues dancing with Morty)
TCL: (picks up a pumpkin) I forgot to carve my pumpkin. Oh well, I will fix that. (Crimson-Aeroblasts the pumpkin) Wheeee! (sees the carving in a perfect shape of a cookie) Wowie! (lights up the pumpkin and puts it by Karen's door)
PyroVulpix: (snoring on the chair) (wakes up) Hey, what's going on?
TCL: It's Halloween!
PyroVulpix: (wide-eyed) ALREADY? I thought that was in five days!
TCL: How long did you sleep?
PyroVulpix: About 5 days.
Lccorp2: There you go!
Shadow: (looks around the area) Guys, do you want to go back to the Author's Lounge anytime soon?
TCL: No, we're having fun.
Shadow: I'm tired!
Lccorp2: Tough!
PyroVulpix: (yawns and falls back asleep)

(And so the Halloween party continues… And it does all night, believe me!)
Will: (sits up on the bench) This so boring! Everyone's been dancing for the last hour!
Karen: What, do you want to or something?
Will: You askin' me?
Karen: Sure, why not?
Will: Ermmm… Ok!


A/N: YAAAAAAAAY!!! Karen/Will-ness at last! You knew I was going to sometime, eh? Hey, it was only a little bit, don't you dare get mad at me… And remember, TCL says happy Halloween! ^^ BTW, the only way I was able to write all this is because I typed it on my dad's computer and emailed it to mine. I can't open FF.Net on my dad's comp (security stuff) and the keyboard on my computer does work. The next chapter of AIADI may not come for a while because of this restriction. But I had to do something for Halloween. ^_^