The Fashion Club finds a videotape on which Daria, Tom and Jane do "certain" things with each other.
AUTHOR'S NOTES:
Although the story is very kinky, I have rated it PG-13.
When you think otherwise, then e-mail me under ace_trax@yahoo.de
and tell me to change it.
THE VIDEO
INT. HOUSE OF THE MORGENDORFFERS - SITTING ROOM - DAY
The Fashion Club sits on the sofa in front of the huge television-set
of the Morgendorffer household.
SANDI: (holding a videocamera)
Right! All set, put in the cassette, Quinn, and check if it is blank.
STACY: (exited)
This is it, girls, we are going to make our own fashion video!
TIFFANY:
We will become faaaaaamous.
Quinn stands up, walks to the video recorder, puts the cassette in and plays it.
QUINN:
There you go, completely bla... hey, hang on... what's
that?
TIFFANY:
It's a roooooom...
STACY:
I don't recognize that...
Quinn goes back to sit on the sofa next to her friends.
All 4 Fashion Clubbers watch the screen.
SANDI:
It is the room of your cousin, isn't it Quinn?
STACY:
Wait, who is that coming in?
TIFFANY:
Ooooooh! It's Daria, Quinn's cousin!
QUINN:
Yes, yes, that is enough of that. I think we can erase the tape.
SANDI:
Why is she filming herself in her bedroom?
QUINN:
I don't know. This is obviously an informal display about her private
life. That is why she is taking off her shirt.
STACY:
Well, it is very informal isn't it?
She is taking off her bra too!
SANDI:
I won't hide such boobs if they were mine.
(the others stare at her)
I mean…
(embarrassed)
It is obviously very hot.
QUINN:
Yes, that must be it. That is why she is blushing all over her face.
TIFFANY:
Haaaaaang on, who is that guy?
QUINN:
Oh, that is Tom… a friend… of my cousin...
TIFFANY:
Ooohuh. She is leaaaaaading him to the bed.
STACY:
Yes, it is obviously her bedtime.
TIFFANY:
Oh, I seeeeee...
The Fashion Club stare for a moment at the "action" which is taking
place.
SANDI:
That is very unusual behaviour, isn't it?
STACY:
Well... maybe she's just chaining him to bed... in case he falls off.
QUINN:
Yes, yes, yes, that must be it.
SANDI:
Yes and look, he is very hot too. She is taking his clothes for him
off...
TIFFANY:
Oh looooook!
STACY:
That is a very strange looking plastic thingy.
The Fashion Club laughs nervously.
QUINN:
That must be a little present she has bought for him.
SANDI
Yeah!
STACY:
What is that?
QUINN:
A sort of… model of a moon rocket, isn't it?
THE WHOLE FASHION CLUB: (seeing what is happening next)
EEEP! EEW!
STACY:
What did she stick it in there for!?
STACY:
Maybe she is trying to take his temperature.
SANDI:
Yes Quinn. It must be a thermometer not a rocket model.
QUINN:
That must be it, yes, yes, he is obviously ill, yes.
TIFFANY:
Well! That would be why he is sooooo hot!
STACY:
Yes, of course. I mean, look at the poor little guy, he is groaning
and thrashing around the place.
QUINN:
He has obviously got a very high fever...
SANDI:
And that is why you cousin...
(disgusted)
is sucking the poison out of him...
The Fashion Club lean forward, watching intently the screen.
TIFFANY:
I have seeeeeen something like this before, but I don't know wheeeeeere?
QUINN:
Do you seen that at the discovery channel?
TIFFANY:
No.
STACY:
Or was it Crocodile Dundee?
SANDI:
He is saying something, Stacy, what's he saying? Turn the volume up.
Stacy uses the remote control to turn up the volume, but no sound is heard.
STACY:
Oh no, I think it's mute.
SANDI:
Well, you can lip-read, Tiffany. What is he saying?
TIFFANY:
Ah...
(she starts lip-reading)
Oh yes. Ooooooh yes! Oh Yessssss! Oh Yes!!
(getting louder)
Oh! OH! OHH! YES!! OOHH YESSS!! OOOOHH YESSSS!!! OOOOHHHH YEESSSSS!!!
(getting soft)
AAAAAAaahh...
The Fashion Club doesn't dare to look as they watch what happens next. They can't decide if they should turn away their eyes or not.
QUINN:
Ewww, what a mess.
STACY:
Yeah, that's right. Thrash the fever out of him!
TIFFANY:
Yes, all that sticky white stuuuuuuff don't belong in there.
SANDI:
That treatment must helped him.
QUINN:
Oh, yes, yes, he's calmed down a bit now.
TIFFANY:
Haaaaaang on, who is she?
QUINN:
That must be Jane. She that artist, who always hangs around with my
cousin.
TIFFANY:
Ohh.
STACY:
She is very *friendly* to them both, isn't she!?
SANDI:
I think they all must be very, very, very close friends.
QUINN:
Yes, yes, yes that must be it...
The Fashion Club pull long faces at the next scene.
QUINN:
EWW! NO! No, Jane. Don't sit there!
TIFFANY:
Tom will suffocate!
STACY:
Maybe she didn't see him!
SANDI:
Eww!! I don't think that is very hygienic.
…
Girls?
QUINN, STACY AND TIFFANY:
Yes?
SANDI:
Is it just me, or do you sense a slight sexual undertone in this video?
The Fashion club look at each other with mixed faces.
Of course admitting Sandi's presumption would mean that they all
just were witnessing an interesting but also highly embarrassing situation.
So they do that, what they always do in such situations:
Playing stupid.
QUINN:
NO!
STACY:
No!
TIFFANY:
Noooooo!
SANDI:
Okay. *No* then.
The Fashion Club turn their eyes back to the screen.
THE WHOLE FASHION CLUB: (unbelieving)
Strap-on-thermometers?
END
AUTHOR'S APOLOGIES:
Bad writers borrow. - Good writers steal.
That is why, I have stolen this sketch, word for word from the award-winning, well-known BBC-comedy series: "Bottom" by Adrian Edmondson and Rik Mayall and transmogrify it into the Daria-universe.
Yes, I confess that I was very lazy and I am very ashamed
of it.
I am also very, very ashamed for putting Daria, Jane
and the Fashion Club in that kind of situation occurring in this fanfiction.
Although Tom, who is a deprived upper-class pervert,
would certainly enjoy such "thermometer- treatment".
I want to stress out that the *real* Daria and the *real*
Jane - as two proper, clean and virtuous young women -would never indulge
themselves to such nasty, filthy behaviour displayed in this fanfiction.
And I am very, very, very ashamed if I have hurt anybodies
feelings.
END NOTES:
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DISCLAIMER:
The copyright owner of the TV-Series "Daria" is MTV.
The copyright owner of the TV-Series "Bottom" is the
BBC.
I have no connection with the copyright owners and I
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was done without authorization, permission or approval by their respective
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AUTHOR'S COPYRIGHT:
Please note that this fanfiction is a derivative work,
so it is protected by copyright law as long as the words and syntax are
novel. That means: Me, as the author of this work do not own the
pre-existing copyrighted stuff, but I do own the whole
rest. Those are all the novel words and syntax, which make the story.
This story is not for profit, it is a work of pure fandom,
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Any financial or other uses of this document without
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Text Copyright © 2003, Ace Trax. All rights reserved.
THANKS AND ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS:
Thanks to Adrian Edmondson and Rik Mayall, two of the
best comedians of the United Kingdom.
And thanks to the creative minds of MTV, who gave the
world the best TV-series of all time: "The Osbournes".
