A/N: GUESS, GUESS WHAT!!! I GOT A NEW KEYBOARD! *huggle* THIS NEW KEYBOARD JUST RULES! AND IT'S CORDLESS, SO I CAN'T ACCIDENTALLY PULL IT OUT! WHOOOOOTS! *dances* I'm SO happy! Well, maybe not entirely... We had band auditions today. Euphonium (the instrument I play) auditions were first, but then we had to wait 5 WHOLE HOURS OF NOTHINGNESS for the other instruments to finish X__X IT TOOK FOREVER! Oh well, I'm happy 'bout the keyboard...

Someone suggested a love potion chapter... Actually, to be honest I was thinking of a similar thing just the other day...

Oh yeah, this is continued from Episode 39. Episode 40 was just a one-day holiday thingie...

Tai: Here they come, everyone! You ready?

Sora: Ready!

Izzy: Affirmative!

Joe: Not ready! (hides in the trash can)

Mimi: Ready??? What will this involve? Will I break a nail???

Matt: bRING IT ON! hEY tcl, TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK KEY WILL YOU??????

(sorry)

T.K.: Just hurry it up!

(the authors walk up to the office door, and swing it open)

Yui: All right, what do you want???

Kari: I don't know, what do we want guys?

Tai: (sweatdrop) We are here to end your evil doings! You are followers of the evil Traceymon, controller of the Black Pencils of doom!

TCL: Black pencils?

Tai: (nods) Four times more powerful then Black Gears, the control spires, and... every dark thing put together!

Sonicrazy: What do they do?

Tai: They...they... Oh, I can't say it, it's too awful...

Izzy: They erase the digimon with their evil eraser, and then redraw it into an evil version set on destroying the wor- Hey, you should know this already, being followers of Traceymon!

Yui: we're not followers of Tracey!

Lccorp2: Yeah. I don't know what the hell you're talking about...

TCL: Same here...

Matt: Dude, they aren't Traceymon's followers.

Tai: How do you know?

Matt: (hiding a book titled "TCL's Secret Plot Plans of AIADI" behind his back) I have my ways...

Tai: Hey, what do you have behind your back???

Matt: (takes out the book) According to this, we should be sucked in through a plot hole in about... 4 seconds.

Tai: That's such a lie-

(Suddenly all the Digidestined vanish into this huge black supernova thing)

Authors: (blink) That was odd.

Joe: (still in the trash can)

Shadow: Hey, is that trash can... Breathing!?!?

Joe: No one's home!

(The authors give each other tired looks)

TCL: (snatches Matt's copy of the secret plans book) Joe, according to my plot book your next assignment is to be carried away by a bunch of Dugtrio and thrown into a McDonalds restaurant.

Joe: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard...

(A bunch of Dugtrio come up, grab Joe by the ankles, and drag him away kicking and screaming)

TCL: (pockets the plot book) Muahahaha.

Lccorp2: Wierd... (stares out the window) AAAAAAAH! IT'S A NAKED BABY WITH WINGS! AND IT'S GOT A BOW AND ARROW!

TCL: Don't be silly. (stares out the window) (mutters) This wasn't in the script...

Shadow: AAAAAAAAAH! IT'S CUPID!

Cupid: Gaaaaaaaaah goooooooo! (throws a strange bottle in the window and flies off)

TCL: I wonder what it is... (looks up) Uh-oh.

(TCL sees a herd of Tauros stomping through the FF.Net studio. They smash the strange bottle, leaving its contents everywhere)

TCL: (shakes head twice) How strange.

Yui: I feel strange...

Lccorp2: So do I...

~FOUR HOURS LATER, WHEREVER KAREN IS~

Karen: I'm ready for the bill.

Waiter: Yes, right away mademoiselle. (hands her the bill)

Karen: (takes the bill) (Stares at it) 456,003 POKEBUCKS? I didn't eat that much!

Waiter: Oui oui, you ordered our Darkness Cuisine.

Karen: How much was it???

Waiter: it was made of Tyranitar skin, and Tyranitar are really rare-

Karen: (Screams) You didn't tell me that!

Waiter: Fufufufufufufu. Now pay.

Karen: No!

Waiter: PAY!

Karen: Grrr. (takes out her purse and forks out a couple bills) Uh-oh. I don't have enough.

Waiter: Then get enough!

Karen: (sigh) (takes out her cell phone) Hello? Can I get TCL on here, please? ...TCL? Hi. I'm willing to work some more, I need more cash.

TCL: (on other side of phone) Justa minute... Come over, then.

Karen: Ok.

~FF.Net studio~

Karen: (Wide-eyed) Madness. Pure madness.

Lccorp2: (runs by)

Dawn: (follows)

Karen: (blink)

Dawn: ^___^ Oh Umbberrry???

Lccorp2: AAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!! (runs away)

Karen: What's going on???

Lccorp2: (rushed voice) That potion...turned the girls... into FANGIRLS!

TCL: HEY GUYS! I'm going to go to the StarFox FF.Net studio to get Falcie's autograph!

Yui: I'm calling Morty!

Shadow: I'm talkin' to Sal!

Lccorp2: See what I mean???

Karen: Yeesh... That is a problem.

Esther: Not me. Me and Yui and some others too probably were already fan girls! Now I'm going to hunt down Giovanni... (dreamy look)

TCL: StarFox studios, here I come! (Exits)

Karen: This is terrible! I must stop this! (heads out)

~~~~

Karen: Do you know of an Anti-Fangirl potion?

Potion Maker Person: Yes. First you must gather me Lugia's feather, a Gyarados's scale, and the toenail of any person who has ever eaten tofu at 5:23 AM.

Karen: That's hard.

Potion Maker Person: Or, you can just call Ugpid, Cupid's evil twin brother!

Karen: Ugpid?

Potion Maker Person: You've never heard the story? Good heavens! See, all the stories you hear about Cupid are most likely false. The real story is that one day the wife of a priest had twins. One was cute, so she named it Cupid. The other one... well... was seriously deformed... so she named it Ugpid. The priest hated Ugpid and angrily threw him in the air on a thunderstorm one afternoon, where a bolt of lightning hit Ugpid and he was transformed into a winged person! The priest did that to Cupid too, and soon both his sons were winged people... One day Cupid fell in love. On that same day Ugpid stopped a wedding and made everyone cry. The next day they got these arrows. Cupid's were good and Ugpid's were bad. Cupid flies around in the clouds now.

Karen: Where's Ugpid?

Potion Maker Person: He works as a janitor for a small car company in New Jersey.

Karen: Oh.

~BACK AT THE STUDIO~

(Lccorp2, Giovanni, and Falco are nervously backed against the wall. Dawn, Esther, and TCL gain on them)

Lccorp2: We're dead.

Giovanni: Good-bye, world domination and leadership of Team Rocket!

Falco: FOX, SAVE ME!!!!!!!

TCL: Nothing can save you now!

Esther: NOTHING!

Dawn: Not even-

(suddenly an ugly baby in a dirty diaper flies in)

Ugpid: UGPID THE MIGHTY!

TCL: X_X You mean Ugpid the Stinky!

Dawn: When was the last time you changed your diaper, kid?

Ugpid: (evil grin) I have never changed my diaper.

TCL: AAAAAAAAAH!

Dawn: AAAAAAAAAAH!

Ugpid: ...Because I get my SERVANTS to do it for me!

TCL: Oh.

Dawn: That's a relief. We thought you meant.... something else.

TCL: ...Yeah.

Ugpid: And now, I will wave my magic wand (waves a suspicious looking brown, mushy, and smelly stick in the air) and you will all will go back to normal!

~BANG POOF WALLAWALLA BINGBONG SCREECH HISS FLASH~

TCL: What happened? Oh, where were we? (huggles Falco)

Esther: Let's resume. (huggles Giovanni)

Dawn: (blink) It looks like I'm the only one cured. (Walks away)

Lccorp2: Thank goodness.

Ugpid: The reason behind that is because Esther and TCL were already fangirls before Cupid did that thing to 'em.

Dawn: Oh.

Karen: Now pay me, and hurry up!

TCL: Whatever you say, Karen!!! (pays her lots of money)

Karen: Yay! Oh, and TCL? Since you have control of the fic, there's this one restaurant I'd like to vanish into the emptiness of a plot hole...