The spotlights blare. From behind the stage, a mammoth sea creature stumbles around aimlessly, then suddenly points to a sleek Espeon who is hiding in the corner.

"Dawn!" She cries. "We have to do the Disclaimer, remember?"

Dawn the Espeon gives The Crimson Lugia a look of displeasure, and grumpily tramples on stage in front of the confused audience. TCL urges her on, while sitting in the corner listening to the janitors complain to her about leaving cookie crumbs on the floor of the FanFiction studio.

Dawn begins her routine she long since picked up from Eskimo Jolteon. "TCL does not own-" She stops in mid-sentence. Something isn't right. The Espeon looks both ways. The studio seems just like it had yesterday. She shrugs and continues. "-Pokemon, but she does own this fic and all its contents."

TCL glides over to Dawn, and rewards her Disclaimer efforts with a Milano cookie from the bag she was constantly devouring. Dawn shrugs and swipes the cookie away while taking her seat backstage.

TCL expects to hear the lively audience, but instead hears a dreadful silence. She peeks her head around the curtains, and sees some people confused, some bored, and some asleep. She decides perhaps she waited a bit too long to post the next chapter and people might've forgotten about AIADI already. Though the young Middle-Schooler with the Pokemon alter ego disliked the strange quiet in the room, she decided to continue with routine. The audience barely reacted when they saw the author strut on stage.

"Hello, everybody!" TCL says, lacking her normal insane personality. Now the audience is really confused, and continues giving each other amazed glances. Has TCL really been cured from craziness?

"I'm here today to bring to you the next episode of AIADI." No sign of true craziness yet.

"AIADI is of course the only place where you can see blue stop signs 24/7." Ok, never mind.

The audience glances around, wondering why energetic, hyper comedian-styled TCL was now this nervous, unsure creature that stared at the clock every few minutes.

"OK. Without further ado, I bring you Episode 42!" She waves at the stage, but nothing happens.

"I said, I bring you Episode 42!" She waves at the stage in frustration, but still nothing happens.

Someone from the FanFiction staff gets up from the audience and hands TCL a small sheet of paper. Even more puzzled, TCL reads it.

"So," she mused. "While lacking insanity, insane fics will be deactivated until insanity is regained by the proper author? What, do they actually think I'm sane?"

Shadow jumps up from the audience, staring. "YOU SAID THE S-WORD!"

TCL stares at Shadow. "No I didn't."

"You know." She continues. "The, four-letter S-word..."

TCL stomps her foot. "I didn't say the four letter s-word, dangit!"

"Yes you did!"

"Write it down; I'm not sure if you mean the s-word I'm thinking of."

Shadow is very, very confused now. Every FanFiction author who was insane had to abide by the official Insane Author rules: To agree to live in the Author's Lounge at times, to never insult green tricycles with horns, and to never, EVER say the S-word- and everyone knew what the S-word is.

Shadow gulps. "S-sane." She stutters. "That is the s-word."

TCL stares at her. "Sane is not the official S-word." She announces. "It's not even a bad word!" She turns and faces the audience. "SANE! SANE! SANE!"

The insane portion of the audience screams and covers their ears and/or runs away. Shadow ran to the phone and called the asylum.

"GUYS! TCL'S CRAZY CUZ SHE'S NOT CRAZY!" Shadow screams to the authors, who were well aware of it by this point.

Psychogyarados puts down the can of gasoline he was gulping down wildly and stares at Shadow. "Say what?"

"This is terrible!" Yui shouts. "TCL may have caught the S-disease! Maybe it's contagious! Maybe we'll be next!"

This brings many more screams and panic from the insane audience. TCL wonders how a quiet evening of performing the next part of her fic could cause such mayhem.

Lccorp2 shivers and runs around the rows of seats in the audience frantically. "We're all gonna be sane! We're all gonna be sane! And I'd rather die!"

"I wonder what could be causing this." PyroVulpix yawns calmly.

"How can you just lie there???" Yui yells at him.

"Easy. I lay my legs down here and get in this tired position, close my eyes and-"

"Didn't you hear? We're all going to be SANE soon!"

That gets him. PyroVulpix sits upright, and stares at her. "Yui, watch your language!"

"But it's true!" She goes on, desperately.

Pyro shakes his head nonbelievingly. "I think I'm going to faint..." A few seconds later, he falls to the floor with a thud.

Yui looks around at the other authors. "We've got to get rid of TCL's sanity and give AIADI its old format back!"

Lccorp2 looks up from where he was cowering in the corner, contemplating whether he should take a chance or drown himself in chlorinated bleach. "Well, ok..."

Psychogyarados slithers toward the open door. "Let's go, then! Who's coming?"

DClick and Esther look at each other, shrug, and head toward the door with Psycho. Lccorp2 hesitantly joins. PyroVulpix is still a fainted heap on the floor, and TCL is doing her homework. (Scary...)

Yui looks in through the doorway, to see Mewchu11 join them along with Mewchus 1-10 and Flower Powerer. She lets everyone through the door, then slams and locks it shut to prevent TCL from coming out and wrecking sane havoc on everything in the Insane section- Insanity is very delicate, and the tiniest inch of sanity is deadly. She hopes Pyro won't get mad at her later for locking him in with a sane person, but if all went well he wouldn't wake up anytime soon. Yui marches off with the other authors.

After leaving the FanFiction studio, the Indigo Plateau is the first stop. The Elite Four know nothing, but are rather pleased that AIADI is undergoing this strange temporary transformation since they don't have to work.

We move away from the authors while they wonder about the problem, and focus in on a small FF.Net studio...

"Math Homework is such fun." TCL thinks to herself. This rather disturbing thought awakens PyroVulpix, and he runs around the room in panic.

"NOOOOOOOOO! I'M GONNA BE SANE!" He screams. Then he realizes TCL has a bag of cheese nips on the table. Pyro loves cheese nips. He swipes them and devours them- shortly afterwards he is snatched by TCL.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?" TCL demanded. "YOU IS EATING MUH SNACKS, AND AIN'T NOBODY ALLOWED TO DO THAT!" She Crimson-Aeroblasts Pyro, then stares down at her homework. "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS MY HOMEWORK DOING IN FRONT OF ME???"

PyroVulpix: I have no idea...

TCL: Homework! The horror! (snatches her homework and burns it)

PyroVulpix: Hey! Look! You're insane again!

TCL: o_0 What do you mean?

PyroVulpix: Maybe when you're older. You're too young to handle the thought right now.

TCL: (jokingly) What? Did I turn sane or something? That'd be the worst thing ever...

PyroVulpix: Like I said... I have the right to remain silent... (wonders off)

~SOMEWHERE~

Yui: We've asked everyone, but no one knows the cure for sanity.

Shadow: Hey Yui, what happened to the mass amounts of descriptive words?

Psychogyarados: It means TCL is insane again!

Yui: HURRAH! LET'S GO AND CELEBRATE!

~BACK AT THE STUDIO~

TCL: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I WAS SANE??? (faints)

A/N: Do not ask...