Hey it's Drigger. For some reason I find this chapter the funniest (besides the raiding of cruise disney. classic.) I hope you do too. Well, thanks to the people who reviewed and enjoy! He he

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The next day Yami called the hikari's for their next "set of chores."

"Ahem," Yami cleared his throat. Seto had a full line of nail care products set out across the table, ready for Joey's treatment. Marik and Bakura were watching, fascinated.

"Be careful," Joey worriedly said. "Can you fix it, doc?"

"Please," Seto answered, studying Joey's damaged nails. "There's not a beauty problem the High Priest cannot fix. But the procedure will take a while. You're nails are quite damaged."

"You make it sound like surgery," Marik commented in awe.

"Oh, no!" Joey shrieked. "I have to have NAIL SURGERY?!"

"It's alright just let Dr. Seto take care of it," Seto joked, dipping Joey's hand in warm water. "Just relax."

"Joey, after the Priest fixes your nails you will man the steering for a while." Yami said.

"Yea!" Joey clapped. "I get control of the ship!"

"Is that such a good idea?" Yugi asked worriedly, now fearing their safety.

"Yes, I will show him," Yami answered.

"O...okay.."

"Ryou, continue filing the paperwork."

Ryou nodded silently.

"Malik and Yugi, you will mop the inner cabins of the ship."

Malik and Yugi looked at each other.

"Yea! We get to play with mops!" Malik whooped excitedly.

"Please don't leave a mess," Yami answered warily.

"Okay, Joey," Seto was clipping Joey's nails. " I think I have them all straight."

"Hmm.. nice," Joey admired his nails.

"Want another color?" Seto asked.

"Sure how about red?" Joey asked, smiling.

"Mm...our favorite color.." Seto answered.

"Let's go get our stuff done," Yugi nodded at Malik. They ran to the supply closet. Ryou went to the inner cabins to continue his paper filing.

Yugi and Malik grabbed two mops and filled a bucket with soap and water.

"Hey, Malik I know how how make it more exciting - let's have mop races!" Malik screamed.

"...Mop races?"

Malik shoved his mop in the soapy water, wrung it out a little and set it on the floor. "We race from one side to the other. Whoever reaches the other side first wins!"

"Okay!" Yugi agreed excitedly.

Yugi grabbed his mop and shoved it in the water without wringing it out. When he set it back down on the floor, a miniature puddle formed around the mop head.

"Ready?" Malik asked.

"Bring it on."

"GO!" Malik and Yugi raced down the hall of the inner cabin with the mops. Yugi reached the other side first, slipped on the wet trail his mop left, and hit his head on the wall.

"OWW!" Yugi screamed.

"Are you okay?" Malik asked.

Ryou had been in the office filing papers. "Man.. I'm so thirsty! It's been over a week since I last had a drink!" He wiped the sweat off his forehead, when he heard "The bump."

"Hm?" Ryou got up to investigate.

"Owwie," Yugi moaned.

"Hey, look! Here's a fridge!" Malik pointed. He opened it up, and found huge bottles of red thick liquid.

"Ohh! Look! We found the wine!" Malik whispered excitedly. "Hey, Yug, let's get DRUNK!"

"Okay!" Yugi agreed excitedly.

Malik grabbed one, popped the top off, and took a swig. Then he spit it out, spraying it on the floor.

"EWW! GROSS! THIS SHIT IS NASTY!" Malik screamed, gagging. "THE WINE IS ROTTEN!"

Ryou entered the room, entranced by the smell of blood.

"HEY, LET ME TRY!" Yugi screamed, grabbing it. He took a swig and spit it out too.

"OH MY GOSH YOU'RE RIGHT IT IS ROTTEN! EWW I'M GONNA BLOW CHUNKS!"

"Do they know they have rotten wine?" Malik wondered.

"Oh thank you guys!" Ryou snatched the bottle from Yugi's hand and guzzled the bottle down.

Malik and Yugi stared at him, mouths slightly open, eyes wide.

"Whew! That's better. I feel a whole lot better!" Ryou licked his lips.

"OH MY GOSH RYOU DRANK THE FUNKY WINE!"

"AND HE ACTUALLY LIKED IT!"

The vampires flew into the cabin, looking frantic.

"Damn, who's dying?" Bakura asked breathlessly.

"Geez could you be any louder? What's up?" Seto asked, eyeing the empty bottle.

"We were mopping, Yugi hit his head, and we found some funky wine. We tried it, and it was the nastiest shit! Then Ryou came in and DRANK THE ENTIRE BOTTLE OF THE SHIT!" Malik breathed.

The vampires gave each other knowing looks. Bakura picked up the bottle and licked the remnants.

"How was it, Ryou?" Bakura asked. "Was it the most satisfying drink you've ever had?"

"Yup."

"Interesting," Bakura answered, knowing that Ryou knew that Bakura knew that he was a vampire (quite a mouthful).

"What's going on? Is that really wine?" Yugi asked suspiciously.

"Is it blood?" Malik piped up. "One time I cut my lip and tasted the blood and that......stuff tasted kinda like it."

"Ding ding! Malik wins the prize!" Seto clapped.

"I didn't know they sold it in bottles!" Yugi said. Marik rolled his eyes.

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