A/N: Lol. I hope I scared a lot of you with the last chappie. 8-) I even scared myself... Right after I wrote that I had nightmares that night...
Disclaimer: (muffled laughter) MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (drags out Falco from StarFox on a leash) Here is our new Disclaimer guest!
Falco: ...Help?
TCL: Well Mr. Birdie (huggle) will you pretty pleeeeeeasssee do the disclaimer??
Falco: ?
TCL: Do the disclaimer or I'll GLOMP YOU! (threatening fangirl face)
Falco: Why me. Waaaaaaaaaaaahh...
TCL: Pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaseee???
Falco: Oh, fine. TCL does not own Pokemon, nor does she own StarFox, both of which are rightfully owned by Nintendo. She also does not own this method of doing the disclaimer, as she has mentioned in previous chapters. She does however own this fic and all its contents.
TCL: I also own my obsession for Falco!
Falco: You really expected me to say that? Sheeeshh...
(today, we find the Elite Four- being their entertaining, comical selves)
Will: ...
Koga: ...
Bruno: ...
Karen: ...
Lance: ...
(Yup, that's them all right)
...
(silence)
(Will sneezes)
(Koga yawns)
(Karen turns on the TV)
(Lance changes the channel)
(Bruno eats a muffin)
Bruno: Gobblygoop.
(no one reacts)
(As we focus in on our heroes, somewhere far [and I mean far] away, a far less interesting scene is taking place...)
Skipper: So tell me again, how is this supposed to get us off the island?
Professor: (Goes into huge, detailed speech about the sun's rays)
Skipper: ...Never mind. Gilligan? We need the radio.
Gilligan: (grabs the radio protectively) NO SKIPPER! It's in the middle of my favorite broadcast!
Skipper: We NEED it!
Radio: We interrupt this broadcast to bring you a special bulletin. A huge sea current possibly caused by some giant Pokemon is about to reach the location of the island the GI cast is stuck on!
All: ?!?!?!?!
Radio: This is the only info we have on the location, as TCL has no idea where this island is really located and it would be inaccurate in her wierdo fic.
TCL: (bursts out of the water) SURPRISE!
All: AAAAAAAAAH!
TCL: I'm only here to rescue muh favorite characters from this island.
Skipper: Yay! We're saved!
TCL: (glare) You're not one of my favorites, fatty.
Skipper: :(
TCL: The Howls (Sp?) also stay here. I don't like them very much. I like everyone else, because Mary Ann and Ginger are fellow girls, Gilligan's a dummy like me, and the professor... I don't know, but we'll bring him along anyway.
(TCL flies away from the island)
TCL: This adds you four to the random guest appearances list!
Gilligan: AAAAAAAH! Is that bad?
TCL: No.
Mary Ann: It means we might appear in the fic from time to time.
Gilligan: Is that bad?
Mary Ann: It depends.
Gilligan: O.O
~SCENE SWITCH~
Will: Blah.
(Lance blinks)
(Karen steals a muffin from Bruno)
(Koga starts to yawn in slow motion)
(Bruno smells his right foot, then falls off the couch, asleep [actually, he passed out from the odor...])
~SCENE SWITCH~
DClick: Is this your card? (holds up the ace of hearts)
Lccorp2: (long, demented yawn) Noooooo.
DClick: Well... Is this your card? (holds up a two of spades)
Lccorp2: No-
Yui: (elbows him in the ribs)
Lccorp2: I mean- yes, that is my card. Let's play something else now.
DClick: WAIT! I can do more fun games!
Yui: I'm going off with Morty. Have fun, guys.
(TCL walks in with the Gilligan's Island cast [Except the skipper and the Howls, duh])
TCL: I'm treating some of my favorite characters to the delights of the author's lounge! Well, Gilligan and Mary Ann are my first favorites, and the professor and Ginger are my second favorites. The professor is... I don't know, he used to be one of my first favorites but not anymore, and Ginger- she'd be one of my top favorites if she didn't have one response for everything.... If there's a problem, she always flirts with the problem. 'Nuff said. And do you know why I don't like the Skipper-
Lccorp2: (tired and grouchy) WE DON'T CARE!
TCL: (quiet and timid voice) Cuz he's fat. And mean. And rude.
Lccorp2: (wacks her over the head with a frying pan) Blabble one more time and I hurt you...
TCL: Oh, je regrette... [Sorry]
Lccorp2: GAAH! (wacks her over the head with the first thing he gets a hold of, which happens to be a dish washer o_0)
TCL: OOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!
Dawn: (walks in) Lemme join the fun! (takes out a broom) This is for making me do the disclaimer! (thwacks TCL with the broom)
(massive TCL-bashing ensues)
Gilligan: These author people sure are violent.
Mary Ann: When did you figure that out?
Gilligan: Just now.
Mary Ann: *sigh*
~SCENE SWITCH~
(we see Giovanni huddling in a dark, secluded corner)
Giovanni: Must stay away from Esther... After all, characters are never supposed to show feelings for fangirls... (shiver)
(Yui walks up)
Yui: What about me and Morty?
Giovanni: what about you?
Yui: I'm fangirl. He character. We both happy. (glomps Morty)
Giovanni: I suppose.
Esther: HEYA GIO! (runs up and hops up and down in front of Giovanni)
Giovanni: (sigh) Oh well ^_^
~SCENE SWITCH~
TCL: (wakes up) Owwwwwww. (finds that she is covered in bumps and bruises) Major owie. I feel so unwuved ;_;
Dawn: There, now who's gonna do your Disclaimer eh?
TCL: Not you... X_X
Lccorp2: That's right! Leave Dawn alone!
TCL: You're both so wierd...
Shadow: (walks in) Poor TCL. Oh well. (gets an idea) (leaves)
TCL: Shadow...!!! Someone! X_X
(Shadow comes back in, dragging Falco by a leash)
TCL: (somehow her injuries magically heal) FALCIEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Mr. Birdie, hurrah! You have come to see me in my moment of illness! (huge glomp)
Falco: AAAH! No, she dragged me here! I wanna go back the StarFox studios!
TCL: Suuuuure you do. Why not just stay here with me?
Falco: (pitiful whimper)
~SCENE SWITCH~
Lance: (watching TV)
Koga: (watching TV)
Will: (watching TV)
Karen: (watching TV)
Bruno: (also watching TV)
Narrator: And here are our good ole Elite Four, once again bringing us the entertainment you can only get by reading AIADI!
Will: Shut up! I can't here the TV! (throws a watermelon at the narrator)
Narrator: Leave me alone!
A/N: FALCIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
